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Hey cooper is 82 and he seems to do just fine
GaGambler 1223 reads
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and being so exhausted that you are laid up for tow days is one thing, and one that can be explained by old age or poor health, but a 78 year old man who asks "How do you stay relaxed while you are doing it?" still deserves every bit of ridicule you have brought on yourself in this thread.

and when "I" am 78, I will still be fucking twenty year old centerfold. if you don't believe me come back in twenty some years and call me a liar. lol

macai5232860 reads

I am hooked on ladies at the spas.  If I find one I like, I could go twice a week.  I am draining my finances.  Does anyone else have or had this problem.  Does anyone have any constructive advice on how to cut down. An hour after I am home I want to visit again.  I am heading for trouble.  That much I know.  But this doesn't stop me.

Stop it, and if you can't get some help.  Or try upping your monkey spanking, the methadone of escort addiction.  Second, I think this may be a new hobby related definition for "pushing the envelope" :-)

macai5231487 reads

monkey spanking is a good idea,  it does kill the urge for a few days.  however, it gets me so exhausted I have to spend most of my time in bed the next day and sometimes the day after that.  this probably sounds ridiculous but how do you stay relaxed while you're doing it

Seems like you're just a sad sack of shit all the way around  LOL

Posted By: macai523
monkey spanking is a good idea,  it does kill the urge for a few days.  however, it gets me so exhausted I have to spend most of my time in bed the next day and sometimes the day after that.  this probably sounds ridiculous but how do you stay relaxed while you're doing it

GaGambler1239 reads

Dear Turdy, The King is dead, long live the King.

I am so glad he didn't say this on the Newbie board. I try to respect the rules, but this one was too fucking funny for me to have bitten my lip. lmao


Two days in bed after jerking off???!!! where is the turdmeister, these two tidwits just HAVE to get together.

Are you suggesting he's firing his inane "comebacks" from a gun turret?  Or did you mean Tourette's Syndrome?  The latter causes sufferers to spontaneously erupt in profane babblings.  Conan presumes that may be what you meant.  And, yes, of course he is a pedantic putz.  Conan, I mean.
Now FYATWYRIO.

macai5231168 reads

When you jokers get to be 78 years old you won't be able to get it up at all.  you'll all be in a  

 nursing home wearing your depends and comparing venereal diseases you

Posted By: Dr Who revived
Seems  

 
like you're just a sad sack of shit all the way around  LOL  
   

Posted By: macai523
monkey spanking is a good idea,  it does kill the urge for a few days.  however, it gets me so exhausted I have to spend most of my time in bed the next day and sometimes the day after that.  this probably sounds ridiculous but how do you stay relaxed while you're doing it

GaGambler1224 reads

and being so exhausted that you are laid up for tow days is one thing, and one that can be explained by old age or poor health, but a 78 year old man who asks "How do you stay relaxed while you are doing it?" still deserves every bit of ridicule you have brought on yourself in this thread.

and when "I" am 78, I will still be fucking twenty year old centerfold. if you don't believe me come back in twenty some years and call me a liar. lol

macai5231283 reads

something tells me your bbbjs will have your dick shriveled and your balls blue and the vultures eating your carcass long before then  you and your buddies can count your sores

Normally I hand out hand shovels...but just for you I'll help you out with some heavy duty shovels

Go and rub one out and take the weekend off.  See you Monday!

GaGambler1226 reads

Just tell the nice nurse to up your meds the next time she comes in to empty your bed pan, and I am sure the voices will go away eventually.

Or just ask BSC Taylor, I am sure she is an expert on the subject, and from what I hear, she has some kick ass anti psychotics, now if her, and you, would only remember to take them.

When the day comes that my pecker doesn't work anymore, I'll have a .45 cal bullet  to take care of that problem. I mean really, there's nothing else in this life of mine than sex, golf and work. I've drawn the line in the sand that I won't work any longer than 70 (still don't know how the Hell I'll do that, because my work defines me I'm a work-o-holic). But if I can't have sex or can't play golf, then its time to euthanize myself because there's nothing left to keep me interested.

MacDaddy alias?

Posted By: Dr Who revived
Seems like you're just a sad sack of shit all the way around  LOL  
   
Posted By: macai523
monkey spanking is a good idea,  it does kill the urge for a few days.  however, it gets me so exhausted I have to spend most of my time in bed the next day and sometimes the day after that.  this probably sounds ridiculous but how do you stay relaxed while you're doing it

Mac has declared he doesn't have (or use) an alias.

No one ever lies here!

Posted By: USGrantlover
 
 MacDaddy alias?  
Posted By: Dr Who revived
Seems like you're just a sad sack of shit all the way around  LOL  
     
Posted By: macai523
monkey spanking is a good idea,  it does kill the urge for a few days.  however, it gets me so exhausted I have to spend most of my time in bed the next day and sometimes the day after that.  this probably sounds ridiculous but how do you stay relaxed while you're doing it

I love a good jerk as much as anyone, but it's truly beyond me to imagine what you could be doing to yourself that would knock you out for two days!  

Tip: try to pick just one porn scene and rub out a quick one. Then, get out of the cave, go outside and live a little.

macai523918 reads

say cock take it out of your mouth

you will stop injuring yourself and slink back to your Mom's basement, lick your wounds and beat off until you fall into another coma.
If you are lucky, when you regain consciousness, you will have forgotten all about this.

Spanking your monkey kills the urge for a couple days? Wow, I envy you, it suppresses my urge for a matter of hours.

If you're getting jerkoff hangovers that debilitate you for several days, you should probably see a doctor.  

Posted By: macai523
monkey spanking is a good idea,  it does kill the urge for a few days.  however, it gets me so exhausted I have to spend most of my time in bed the next day and sometimes the day after that.  this probably sounds ridiculous but how do you stay relaxed while you're doing it

Sorry...I'm not that kind of doctor  ;)

Posted By: Tobi Telford
If you're getting jerkoff hangovers that debilitate you for several days, you should probably see a doctor.  
   
Posted By: macai523
monkey spanking is a good idea,  it does kill the urge for a few days.  however, it gets me so exhausted I have to spend most of my time in bed the next day and sometimes the day after that.  this probably sounds ridiculous but how do you stay relaxed while you're doing it

It's really that simple.  Fortunately, it rarely happens

Remember,  it's better to complicate a simple thing. Otherwise it just wouldn't be fair. rof

I know I spend too much also.  I try to rationalize it by saying that someday I may regret not spending the dough when I was young and healthy enough to enjoy it; but as I say, that is a rationalization.

Try certain tricks to get control over this.  One that I find effective is to keep a record (Use a coded system for security if you need to.) of how much you spend, when, and on whom.  Having this to look at tends to restrict activities.

Also, find ways to keep cash out of your hand.  Get it in the bank in an account you can't access easily such as with an ATM card.

If you still find yourself cheating on yourself, then seek either a therapist or a 10 step program like Sexaholics Anonymous.  (It's a thing!)

Or, just blow it out your ass and enjoy yourself for now.  I'll see you down in hell for the spot they reserve for us.



Asking does not equal getting any though.  I'm pretty sure crickets will be chirping. lol

GaGambler1443 reads

well by them I mean the crickets. They won't be simply chirping, they will be laughing their fucking asses off. lmao

macai5231045 reads

take the needle out of your arm and piss in the fucking cup, big boy

macai5231397 reads

I don't know and I don't care I can dish out bullshit comments like the rest of you

Just not like the rest of us.
Please don't flatter yourself.
Also, please seek medical help for your post-masturbation issues.
You're welcome.

It sounds like you are a sex addict.  Find a sex addiction group.  If you cannot control yourself - if you know better and continue to do visit beyond your financial means -  it is no different than booze or drugs.
Good Luck

Y'know what?  I got over it.
Lack of funding has dogged my p4p activities since I started all those years ago.  Discipline is the key.  Put away a little each week in a "budget" for your fun.  If there isn't enuff in the budget, oh well, too bad, time to jerk off to  internet porn for a while.  I know it ain't the same, but it takes the "edge" off that hardon that's ripping thru your jeans.

Good luck sir.

GaGambler1092 reads

Make more, or spend less.

Instead of attacking this from the "spending too much" position, why don't you try making more money, and use pussy as a motivation to get a second job, start a part time business, or otherwise improve your financial situation?

Using myself as an example, I go a lot more than twice a week and I have been for many, many years without any undue hardship to my wallet. If I made less money, I suppose I would have to make some hard decisions, but keeping up my lifestyle is one of the reasons I drag my lazy ass out of bed in the morning when I would much rather not work.

Wanting to get laid twice a week, or even an hour after having sex isn't an "addiction" problem, it's a financial problem in your case, but I will agree that spending money that you don't have, is a sign of addiction, but I bet if you had more money you'd be happily fucking away each and every day, not thinking it was a problem at all, am I right?

Sex releases endorphins and assuages the ego. The more you get the more you want. It's the ultimate addictive drug. Thankfully it is not physically addictive or causes suicidal thoughts when denied as do drugs regularly produced and sold by Pfizer, Amgen and Lilly.

  Only you can meter your dosage. Go cold-turkey for a week or two or three. Your ego and endorphin cravings WILL subside. Re-assess your situation/finances and hobby accordingly.

Is that if I see someone at a spa or off BP, I am ready again the next day. If I see a higher end lady, and have a great GFE experience, it tends to hold me for a few days. Will power has to do the rest.

GaGambler975 reads

If I have a GREAT session, I am horny again and want to repeat before I even get home. If I have a lackluster session, it's usually the next day before I want to go get laid again.

I was really wondering if there was something wrong with me yesterday. I had a GREAT session at around noon, and then stopped at the store on my way home to pick up a few items. While I was in the store I mentally started reliving the session in my mind and all of a sudden every woman in the store started looking doable. The worst part about this story is that I was in a fucking Wal Mart. Now that my wits are about me, I realize that there is no fucking way there could be that many "doable" women in a fucking Wal Mart of all places. lol

Ok, today is another day, maybe whoever I see today should not be quite as good as the gal I saw yesterday, I would hate to end up cruising Wal Mart again. lmao

GaGambler1189 reads

Thank you for that mental image that will haunt me for the rest of the day.

If I have a great session, then I'm crazy horny for more. If it was mediocre then I start thinking about what else I could be doing with my time/money.

macai5231250 reads

what time of the time of the night do you and gambler jerk off together

Guess you don't know when to stop digging either.

Good luck on the Lotto tonight...seems that's your best option to play.  Otherwise I guess we won't hear from you till Monday after you rub one out tonight.  Unless you can still type while recovering those two days?

Posted By: macai523
what time of the time of the night do you and gambler jerk off together

macai523885 reads

they'll call you when they are blowing each other so you can cum in both of their mouths

I've never done that...but sounds like you're the expert.

Posted By: macai523
they'll call you when they are blowing each other so you can cum in both of their mouths

wrps071186 reads

On your monthly amount per month. Then divide the appoint cost into budget amount. Lets say you can afford to spend $1000 a month and the average appoint is $100/half hour. That means you can have 10 appointments per month. THen divide 30 by 10 and you can have a 1/2 hour appointment every 3 days. You can put a schedule into a calender to have appointment reminder lol.  Lets say your get horny and decide to break the 3 day rule, you just cut back until your back in balance. Lets say you want to have a $300 or $200 hour appoint, don't have for 3 or 2 half hours. You get the point.

but I can't tell ya ;)

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cashorcredit1188 reads

Just set a budget for yourself. Set an amount to you want to spend on the hobby and don't go over it.  

Luckily for me because I've been so lucky the past couple of years, I haven't spent a dime of my money on the hobby... the sports book pay for it. Thank you Auburn Tigers and Peyton Manning  

Now watch, now that I'm bragging my luck will end when the season starts, well I hope not lol.  

And if you have a sex addiction, I suggest you start making more money

1) To what extent does the spending give you an uncomfortable FEELING, and to what extent does it cause actual hardship?

2) If your life situation changed and the spa wasn't so easily accessible, how difficult would it be to go without P4P?

Answer these questions truthfully for yourself, and whatever conclusions you come to will help in deciding what action to take.

I wish I had a spa close by to visit, but if it were going to break my bank I'd do what I have to do now, spank my monkey (bad monkey) watching porn.

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