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Well I don't "masterbate."
inicky46 61 Reviews 671 reads
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I masturbate.  Just ask Conan.

tomsawyerfan2272 reads

I think most guys would be lying if they said they have never tasted their own "Spunk" and/or CUM.  Either by accident or curiosity.   The providers that allow CIM this questions is for you.  In your professional experience what does Spunk really taste like?  And do you enjoy the taste or enjoy the erotic act of doing it or BOTH?  :  ;)

GaGambler749 reads

but I have never tasted my own jizz, nor do I have the least desire to.

I will simply take the word of the women who allow CIM even though some of them tell me my cum tastes sweet, others salty, and others say it just tastes gross.

a/k/a "He Whose Name Cannot Be Mentioned Here," says he used to eat his own splooge from the pussy of a certain OTHFB gj of his.  What a little freak.
I don't really give a shit, just don't ask me to do it.

JackDunphy559 reads

No clue why a guy would WANT to taste his own jizz. Accidents do happen I guess so maybe I am just "lucky" no spermazoidal incidents have happened inside of JD's pie hole.  

But maybe I should invent a product that doesn't allow sperm into ones own mouth, but according to you, there wouldn't be any market for that sort of product.

Whatever floats your boat I guess but I am one of those "traditional and old fashioned" johns who likes the hooker to taste, smile then swallow.

the rest usually taste like, well to put it plainly...have you ever eaten a raw potato? add salt for those who drink to many monsters or red bulls and a pungent aftertaste for those who have eaten curry lately as it gets sweated out onto the ball sack. There is another vegetable that comes to mind as far as familiarity to flavor but it eludes me at the moment. maybe uncooked squash if the guy has excellent eating habits and hydration.
Pineapple only helps some people not all and actually not as well as most hope. Garlic doesn't hurt at all nor does it often have any affect on flavor of cum as it is mostly secreted in sweat so I guess maybe ball scent could have tell tail signs. Potatoe chips and mexican food DO seem to be as noticeable as energy drinks or dehydration when it comes to affecting your taste.
Harems throughout history would feed their ladies and guys sweet breads, honeys and milks with sweet butters, something in the carbs and sugars being natural has a nice affect even on a females flavoring Ive tried it with good responses.
Cologne on the sac before a date does not make it taste better- this is important if you hope for a good blowjob and not one where she keeps smacking her mouth like she tastes perfume
No grabbing my hair does not make your cock taste better or go down smoother, you aren't a coors light, but I will admit it is fun and looks super hot too!
Yes we can taste the penis number sprays and yes we can tell if you've embibed for such events as it changes your responses acutely and we do notice.
Every person has an individual flavor, noticeable to the most discerning of palettes of course.  
If I am familiar with a guy after a few dates, Im pretty good at telling what he ate for lunch or dinner the night before. Fun little game that used to win bar bets- only works if I know how they taste normally though.
If cum is too thick, dehydrated, too much salt in diet, doesn't have sex or jack off enough either. If cum is transparent or clearish and thin, he jacks off too much and /or has sex on very very regular basis.
I consider myself to be a connoisseur of c**

Like the holy trinity (of creole cuisine) peppers, onions and garlic. I first encountered this in New Orleans, and assumed it was in fact from eating spicy Cajun food, but I have since encountered it a couple of other times elsewhere.

I still think it is an expression of their diet, but other thoughts are welcome.

As for the OP - I guess I have tasted my own spunk because I have gone down on a lady after fucking her, but I do not recall tasting much more than her. Have also kissed a lady after CIM, same deal. In neither case did we make an effort to save cum and get it into my mouth, so I am assuming it was deep inside her, with only the slightest trace where I was kissing. So I have no idea what I taste like, though I do believe that a gentleman should not ask a lady to do anything he would not do himself, so I have no objection to tasting my cum, I just don't recall having tasted it.

Thanks A-C for all the details!

zig

We've all heard the saying about getting the straight truth  right from the horse's mouth. Well from  anomalycutie, we are getting it straight from the whore's mouth lol.
For what it's worth I have tasted my ejaculate to see why my wife who loved giving me blowjobs but she didn't like the taste. I agreed with her. Recently, after entering in the hobby, I went on an pineapple juice regimen but my provider friends say it is still salty.

To answer all of your questions:

First of all I enjoy giving head, I love it when I can please a man and have him unload in my mouth is like my little prize that I worked hard for =), and it's something that I am great at (if i don't say so myself..lol)..Now as far as the taste...Generally it is salty and can be thin and watery or thick and creamy but everyone is different it depends on the person's diet (Yes it really is true that what you eat CAN affect the taste, but it isnt a HUGE difference)...And as for liking the way it tastes, That has to do with how i feel about the person or how it tastes! If I'm with my SO it wouldnt matter to me if it tasted bad...I WOULD LOVE the way it tasted.

Hope that answered your question....And don't worry your not the only one that has tasted yours! I've tasted mine...and I like it :p

xoxo
Tin

cashorcredit587 reads

however I do try to make the taste as pleasant as possible for the receiver.

I guess if you taste at least 100 dudes that'll be a sufficient sample for this exercise.

Looking forward to your results  ;)

hotplants624 reads

I was able to draw a lifetime conclusion that spunk smells like yeast and tastes like salty snot after only twice.  

Actually once. The second time was an "accident"....or so_he_said....lol. We are what we eat, so I may have gotten a bad batch. But, still, all of the pineapples in the southern hemisphere won't fix this.  

I do concede that I'm not the most credible source on this subject. ;-)

So, if it tastes anything like it smells, I would have to say revolting.

That's sort of like snowballing, you know, with the foamy head and all.

89Springer490 reads

If, as some here maintain, drinking pineapple juice makes cum taste sweet, does drinking wine make cum taste like grapes, or beer makes cum taste like hops? ;)

but I've always enjoyed snowballing with a gal who gets turned on by it, and I do know of several gals who are so inclined.

Since I started drinking pineapple juice daily, several gals have told me that the taste is notably sweeter, and I myself can attest to the fact, but I'd prefer whipped cream on my sundae any day.

Thank you for your honesty.  It's like guys saying "I don't Masterbate"!!!!

GaGambler566 reads

but the difference between jerking off and tasting my own cum, is that while I almost never masturbate today, it's something I have probably done thousands of times in my life. Tasting my own cum however is something that I have NEVER done. If you don't believe me, fine, it's not exactly going to keep me up at night.

89Springer610 reads

Years back, after a BJ, I kissed my wife. She hadn't swallowed, but instead slipped some into my mouth as a gag.

It wasn't horrible.

I guess she wanted to test me.

I was a bit taken aback, but I got into it.

I guess she is the one who got me started down the road to ruin.  She even became a provider a few years later.

when I was 16 I was deflowered by a lady in her late 30s.  First she taught me the art of eating pussy to her satisfaction and then taught me to fuck her properly but I had to withdraw before ejaculation...   for this I would receive a handjob in return but I had to lick her hand clean lol    was not too long before I was pounding her senseless though - in every orifice...  

I've never minded passionate kissing from a lady who has just swallowed my load - but I draw the line at full on snowballing....

I've also licked a few personal lovers after coitus  here and there...  

I guess it never hurts to recycle a bit of it - prime the old pump

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