Fantasy of all fantasies --- You've saved all month (ok, in this case, you've saved all year) and can only see one of these lovely ladies who in a weak moment decided that they would make an exception and do P4P just for you. Who gets your vote?
Kate Upton at 23
http://cdn.thesandtrap.com/7/71/7196ea7c_Kate-upton-03.jpeg
Elle Macpherson at 50
AND FOR THE LADIES
you have only one appointment left before you leave town. You get two requests:
Channing Tatum at 35
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/03/4e/c7/034ec74021042d06aba801451b8ca5bb.jpg
or George Clooney at 50
I was going to say Johan Hill or Woody Allen to be more realistic but you all should be able to have your fantasies too!
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They are both pretty amazing looking so I will have to be greedy and say both!
Elle MacPherson, but very tough choice!
Kate Upton....humina, humina, yikes, wowie. I'd drag my balls over 12 miles of broken beer bottles for a 2 hour appointment with her
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You really need to offer the choices of all four of them in their prime.
I'm not much for the girl next door look. I like obvious makeup and well-coiffed hair. IOW, a little bit slutty. If this were the photo option for Elle McPherson, I'd choose her
Even on their worst day, I would pick these two over the younger ones. Such elegance, grace, and maturity can not be passed up.
Cause they don't yell and they don't tell
And oh they're grateful as hell
Give me an older woman every time
Thanks to Benny Hill
Which one is supposed to be Ginger, and which one MaryAnn?
As for the choices offered, I would definitely take Kate Upton, and quite frankly it's because she is half of Elle's age. If the two were the same age, I most likely would have picked Elle. Call me shallow, but all things being equal, I prefer youth.
You're right -- not quite a Ginger/Maryann. And shallow definitely has its advantages.
As for the choices offered, I would definitely take Kate Upton, and quite frankly it's because she is half of Elle's age. If the two were the same age, I most likely would have picked Elle. Call me shallow, but all things being equal, I prefer youth.
Since I picked the photos hahah. Sorry, bad analogy - same idea tho
Btw, Kate and I have already had sex twice since I saw that photo. She doesn't know it yet though.
Kate Upton at 23
http://cdn.thesandtrap.com/7/71/7196ea7c_Kate-upton-03.jpeg
Elle Macpherson at 50
http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/75461-elle-macpherson-looks-better-than-ever-in-bikini-at-age-50-picture/1405631991_elle-macpherson-bikini-zoom.jpg
AND FOR THE LADIES
you have only one appointment left before you leave town. You get two requests:
Channing Tatum at 35
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/03/4e/c7/034ec74021042d06aba801451b8ca5bb.jpg
or George Clooney at 50
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/George_Clooney-4_The_Men_Who_Stare_at_Goats_TIFF09_(cropped).jpg
I was going to say Johan Hill or Woody Allen to be more realistic but you all should be able to have your fantasies too!
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For those who don't know him, he is a pitcher for Detroit Tigers and seems quite smitten with Upton and her charms.
poor Mila Kunis is feeling neglected, so I'd have to comfort her.
And a still stunning Alyssa Milano would need some attention too - she has one of those faces that I just can't take my eyes off, an incredible natural beauty, even as she's gotten older.