I fucked a short provider... It turns out she was only 4'11" maybe shorter. Athletic little munchkin... She started nice, mannered, and courteous, but after the initial ice broke she got bossy and even told me she'll literally kick my ass if I don't get undressed and make myself comfortable. I was confused because most normal people don't talk like that unless they are joking. She was intentionally trying to be a rude and obnoxious bitch... Why would a mature woman want to talk like this to her client?
I'm a very chill homie but from the moment I walked in to the end of the session she was obsessed about showing me who the boss is and how she's some big shot career... She didn't advertise any sub or dom fetish so it wasn't about that... This was really her. All throughout our down time, she kept talking about how awesome she is, how she's so tough because she learned Judo... She also has a ton of connections with super wealthy politicians... I could tell right away she's one of those shallow people in the "looks" game. Nonetheless, the most annoying part was whenever I told her a story, she'd tell me another story to try to one up me... She *always* has to win and be the bigger badder bad ass who has out done everyone.
Does this sound like Napoleon Complex...? I thought when people reach adulthood, most people get over many of their teenage insecurities? She's great in the sack, tiny box to stuff and all. But it was very uncomfortable being around this rude, obnoxious, and insecure midget...
It is the little death that brings total obliteration.
If you don't get the joke then Frank Herbert is turning in his grave.
never been with women or a providers plating out your sick fantasies on TER.
Continue. It is humorous to watch idiots make more and more of an ass of themselves!
but when making fun of "idiots" on the internet, it is considered good form to do so while using intelligible English. When you write in gibberish it's you who looks like the idiot.
Ok, that was my feeble attempt to give the other candidates a fighting chance for SPOTY. Carry on Fungy, you'll always be my moron, even if you never write another stupid post in your life, but we all know the chances of that happening are less than zero. lmao
Are you his brother? Escalade is from New England, for those who don't know.
Did you book a date with my twin? It sounds like it. She's a bonerfied high horse twat. I'd feel bad for you but you stayed :P
underworld, she thought she would talk in gangsta language. Maybe she could kick your ass?
Your thoughts if any?
You should ask yourself why would you ever put yourself in the company of such an individual.
I'm a very chill homie but from the moment I walked in to the end of the session she was obsessed about showing me who the boss is and how she's some big shot career... She didn't advertise any sub or dom fetish so it wasn't about that... This was really her. All throughout our down time, she kept talking about how awesome she is, how she's so tough because she learned Judo... She also has a ton of connections with super wealthy politicians... I could tell right away she's one of those shallow people in the "looks" game. Nonetheless, the most annoying part was whenever I told her a story, she'd tell me another story to try to one up me... She *always* has to win and be the bigger badder bad ass who has out done everyone.
Does this sound like Napoleon Complex...? I thought when people reach adulthood, most people get over many of their teenage insecurities? She's great in the sack, tiny box to stuff and all. But it was very uncomfortable being around this rude, obnoxious, and insecure midget...
Sounds like two crazy people who, when circumstance forces them to connect, feel their personhood devalued.
P4P is a strange cesspool for that to happen.
Maybe she DOES have connections. A lot of people entrenched in power transactions like to surrender control to someone who, as they see it, they could dismiss entirely at any moment.
It's always the ones who can't remember the safe word. Tsk, tsk, tsk.