your replies have been interesting to say the least, LOL, and a few were actually constructive!
then sure, it would be fine. Otherwise, I say meet with your chosen lady without such expectations and see if a subsequent visit might allow for such.
DATO is on the menu...it's a big deal for me and she's very expensive...EOM
but, I would think that if a provider was down with not washing her ass ---to let it get...umm.."ripe", I'm thinking there should, at least, be an associated fee for the loss of biz while this fermentation is happening.
and. sorry. but.... ewe.
and. sorry. but.... ewe.
if she will let her ass go stinky before you meet her? We're all grown-ups here so you can say 'ass', if that's what you're getting at by: Ripe "A".
And, umm.....yeah, providers are gonna have to take that one.. I got nothin'....lol...
Her website requests no mention of sex in any communication...Just wondering if this request could likely be perceived as crossing the line? The "A" is just my way of being as discreet as possible... 
Some girls are ok with discussing certain things before meeting you but there are some who really dislike it and risk terminating the session.
You can also send her an email saying you have something you wish to ask her discreetly and for her to check her TER private mail. It's about the same shit but at least it shows her that you're trying to be discreet and respectful
Good advice...I thought of this, too, but was curious about others experiences with such things.
ut you're not talking to her, here. So just ask your question. 
Then why didn't you say "C" for condoms on the Newbie Board?
So you want an ass that smells of ripe "smells like ASS" smell?
Do you want to want to eat the ripe ass smelling ass?
If she says no mention of sexual activity, then asking her to accumulate some swamp ass before your meeting is not likely to go over well. As for using "the A" instead of "ass," it's really not adding any extra discretion. All of that codespeak stuff is still just as explicit, IMO. I'm going to have the same reaction to "is Greek food on the menu?" that I would to "do you allow anal sex?"
Thanks so much for your input on this. Do you think I would come across any differently if I first asked her in a pre-meeting email for permission to make a discreet request (rather than presuming so and proceeding to bring up the topic)?
I realize "discreet" is not the right word here, but I'm not sure what is... I don't want to offend her or come across as disrespectful in any way... and I certainly understand why a lot (or even most) people would consider this gross. My real question is whether it is even possible to make such a request in a polite way? If there is a way to go about it that will not likely offend, then it's definitely enough of a turn on for me to pursue it...
Also, is this type of thing at all common?
Honestly, I don't think there's a way to make that request if you've never met her before. Personally, if you were to ask me to make my ass dirty for you (even if you preempted it with a "can I make a slightly off-color request?") prior to our first meeting, I'd cancel the appointment. Obviously I can't speak for the lady in question, but if she has a "no mention of sexual activity" policy, it's probably better to err on the side of caution.
That said, once you've met (if you can suffer through her clean ass), assuming everything goes well, it would probably be okay to ask her about a subsequent date. However, don't be surprised if she wants to charge a premium to accommodate such a fetish. She's probably heard of weirder things, but your particular request is likely to be a difficult one to accommodate. It's just a lot to ask of her to skip her typical hygiene routine, and would prevent her from earning additional income during the day or two prior.
I realize "discreet" is not the right word here, but I'm not sure what is... I don't want to offend her or come across as disrespectful in any way... and I certainly understand why a lot (or even most) people would consider this gross. My real question is whether it is even possible to make such a request in a polite way? If there is a way to go about it that will not likely offend, then it's definitely enough of a turn on for me to pursue it...
Also, is this type of thing at all common?
That said, once you've met (if you can suffer through her clean ass), assuming everything goes well, it would probably be okay to ask her about a subsequent date. However, don't be surprised if she wants to charge a premium to accommodate such a fetish. She's probably heard of weirder things, but your particular request is likely to be a difficult one to accommodate. It's just a lot to ask of her to skip her typical hygiene routine, and would prevent her from earning additional income during the day or two prior.
I realize "discreet" is not the right word here, but I'm not sure what is... I don't want to offend her or come across as disrespectful in any way... and I certainly understand why a lot (or even most) people would consider this gross. My real question is whether it is even possible to make such a request in a polite way? If there is a way to go about it that will not likely offend, then it's definitely enough of a turn on for me to pursue it...
Also, is this type of thing at all common?
I have a morning appointment scheduled (probably her first) so I doubt such a request would interfere with her other activities...and, in fact, I wouldn't expect her to go longer than overnight without a wash in that area. My research indicates that she aims to please but I don't want to risk her terminating our date...I'm sure she'll be a dream come true. Thanks again for your input!
Even better if she takes a cleaning brush and cleaned out the inside too. 
Ripe A scent via email? Like can you smell her ass through the computer? I don't think that type of technology is available just yet. Maybe in a few years.
Some guys do like stanky ass I guess,
whatever floats their boat..
You spit coke zero, I just spit coffee, between you and hotplants this has been a hoot of a morning on the board...thanks ladies!
This is the most absurd post in a good bit I agree.
your replies have been interesting to say the least, LOL, and a few were actually constructive!
That way, you'd have a reasonable chance of picking up a girl who smelled like the dumpster at Crabby Bill's after a long weekend, and you wouldn't pay the premium. Funk smells are included free of charge.