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Skyfyre 734 reads
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Dude it's not a good idea to self-medicate with stuffs you buy from pharmacies based in third-world countries!

Clearly this opportunity is immoral, unethical, disgusting, and Hell is waiting and yadda yadda - ignore that

If you were she at the end of this, horrified, offended, or intrigued? No other options.

Recently divorced MILF female pal but never gonna be other has more than one complained about money and sex in front of me, while also - I swear - for some other reason telling me that I understand odd relationships better than most. I'm not stupid, I am hopeful, horny, and deluded. Am I nuts?  

To even...you know...broach it as a strict two handed favor?

Here we go...

R.

i need to try some of that shit you are on...

you ain't kidding. i didn't get a thing he said.

I guess that makes it fairly pathetic Friday when that's the first thing I've got a kick out of!



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Skyfyre735 reads

Dude it's not a good idea to self-medicate with stuffs you buy from pharmacies based in third-world countries!

In that case, fictional only applies to the blunt language. The situation happens every day. Just because its everyday occurrence would work against an exciting read, doesn't mean it isn't traumatic, much of the time, the first time a woman has to go that way.

If she's been through it before, hasn't turned pro but has accepted it as a part of how life is, she might be intrigued. At some point, taking offense is her prerogative, because after awhile it isn't so shocking, unless she's shocked that it's coming from a man she thought was a friend.

In one way or another, a lot of women use sex as a way to survive. Some resent that life ever gets to that point; some revel in it. But...it's a bigger deal than you might think.
 

Posted By: RollinRob
Clearly this opportunity is immoral, unethical, disgusting, and Hell is waiting and yadda yadda - ignore that  
   
 If you were she at the end of this, horrified, offended, or intrigued? No other options.  
   
 Recently divorced MILF female pal but never gonna be other has more than one complained about money and sex in front of me, while also - I swear - for some other reason telling me that I understand odd relationships better than most. I'm not stupid, I am hopeful, horny, and deluded. Am I nuts?  
   
 To even...you know...broach it as a strict two handed favor?  
   
 Here we go...  
   
 R.

She is horny and broke and complaining to you about both.  Personally, I wouldn't be the one to broach the subject of P4P.  I'd offer to help with the first and if that goes well, maybe help her out with the second if she's that much of a friend.  But I would not establish or imply any link between the two acts.  If she does that, fine, you know where you stand.  Otherwise, see if she wants to be a FWB and then maybe help her out with her bills separately.

GaGambler548 reads

I am not going to suggest that he proposition her directly, but the next time she bitches about sex and money at the same time, "jokingly"  say something along the lines of "why don't you just become a hooker?"

Depending how she responds, he can proceed accordingly. She could come back with anything from "WTF, you are right, maybe that is what I should do" to "yeah right, like I would EVER do such a thing" or a thousand different responses in between.

Hey every woman that provides had to make this decision at some point.  If she seems open to considering getting in to P4P, he can always "only half jokingly now" suggest that she try it with a friend like him first, and once again, see how she reacts.

From what you write about her attitude, I don't think so.

What, if anything, provoked your comment?

Does she know that you hobby per chance?

If you are horny, go see a provider.  Don't mess around with this gal, in any case.

A course in English composition might do you good too.

skarphedin585 reads

Posted By: RollinRob
Clearly this opportunity is immoral, unethical, disgusting, and Hell is waiting and yadda yadda - ignore that  
   
 If you were she at the end of this, horrified, offended, or intrigued? No other options.  
   
 Recently divorced MILF female pal but never gonna be other has more than one complained about money and sex in front of me, while also - I swear - for some other reason telling me that I understand odd relationships better than most. I'm not stupid, I am hopeful, horny, and deluded. Am I nuts?  
   
 To even...you know...broach it as a strict two handed favor?  
   
 Here we go...  
   
 R.

Would be demeaning[she would be offended] to her, right?  

 
Not to mention a very impractical endeavour on his part. Women can't fully respect an impractical man.

Men are supposed to be practical.

 
 

Posted By: skarphedin
 
   
Posted By: RollinRob
Clearly this opportunity is immoral, unethical, disgusting, and Hell is waiting and yadda yadda - ignore that  
     
  If you were she at the end of this, horrified, offended, or intrigued? No other options.  
     
  Recently divorced MILF female pal but never gonna be other has more than one complained about money and sex in front of me, while also - I swear - for some other reason telling me that I understand odd relationships better than most. I'm not stupid, I am hopeful, horny, and deluded. Am I nuts?    
     
  To even...you know...broach it as a strict two handed favor?  
     
  Here we go...  
     
  R.

If I was practical when it comes to affairs of the little head, I wouldn't be spending nearly as much on ladies as I do.

... that they like practical men, what do they know?

It sounds like you are in the friendzone with her.  She may even consider you to be a closeted homosexual.  She would laugh in your face if you made her a proposition about sex and money

else you are likely to come across badly....

and even then think hard about it -  there could be drama an she is connected to your social circle that is a bad bad thing....

anonymity is golden - the old saying that you "pay a hooker to go away afterward"  pretty much sums it up even if it is not particularly nice.....

Always the best method.  If she's game, cool.  If she's offended, "Omg I can't believe I said that... I've got to stop drinking..."

You're welcome. ;)

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