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I did suggest to a regular that we try using Tabasco sauce as a lube. Lmaoteeth_smile
Blowing Chunks 1173 reads
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That's something most people haven't tried.  

And I don't think I wanna try it either  rofl

What experience was required for this achievement?

Rest of us are busy with providers and having them yank it for us. :D

Opa........ Ur funny!!! Haha.... How many times has urs been pulled this week!!! Please add the weekend that just pasted... 😜😜😝😝😝😜😜😜

Are we able to quantify a baseline of experience for a hobbyist and his advice to be taken seriously?

First you need to complete the application...then there's roughly 3 days of intensive questioning by your peers...and finally

A two-day exam using a # 2 pencil which includes several categories of hooker/john multiple guess questions as well as a 60 page essay that you will need to write.

It's not for everybody.

Good luck  ;)

Posted By: cocktail-party
Are we able to quantify a baseline of experience for a hobbyist and his advice to be taken seriously?

Sensitive and too damn logical  ;)

RokkKrinn1229 reads

..is probably the most interesting character development twist in the reboot Star Trek.  It's too bad that we can only get glimpses of it in these big-budget special-effects driven movies.

If this stuff were on TV, we'd really get to explore it in depth, which would be all kinds of fun.

I know, way off-topic already..sorry...

The "understanding hooker math" section of that exam. Luckily points can be made up in the interview and essay portion.

YOUR uniquely particular situation through the filters of your wants, needs, and abilites.

If that doesn't work for you for any reason,  just do what GaGambler does.  He seems happy, and has been for a long, long, LONG time (or at least since Prohibition ended.)

GaGambler1091 reads

I am not really sure what the question is, but I know that's the answer.

How can a man get old while remaining completely immature?  This is but one of the answers, but perhaps my favorite.  I do know it works well for me.

I don't believe that blue6314 ever discussed the specific requirements to achieve this dubious honor.

Posted By: cocktail-party
What experience was required for this achievement?

Maybe Commissioner Gordon will have some luck?

And since Udo had posted about his herpes and chlamydia cases...I thought it would be in poor taste to bring that up.

I would like to hear from ROGM however...seems like BBFS is his forte.  He must have some terrific insights here on how he achieved that status.

Or RodT...who else can be so successfully oblivious to the obvious to both sides?

Remember that in order to maintain your standing in the "Master Hobbyist" order you still need 40 CPE per year.  Bitcoins are now being accepted.

This gal is one of the instructors....time and space is limited.

That's why I didn't want to highlight his chlamydia and herpes oft discussed conditions.  

Good news for you however...This gal is the welcoming committee for that newest Master Hobbyist class...which has been expanded due to "popular demand".

Baseline requirements to walk the 8 fold path to Masterdom.

1) must be asian or asian american. if you eat rice, you may qualify.
2) must have a slant eye or tiny 1inch dick or both.  
3) at one point or another, seen at least 2~4 girls a day during peak horny days  
and sustained this routine for at least 3~4 days.
4) have physical stamina and endurance to pull this off
5) have proof via reviews or whitelists or p411 ok's

And that's just how we roll!!!!! :

GaGambler1253 reads

I qualify easily.

First the negatives, although I haven slanted eyes, I do not consider myself AA, I am American, but with slanty eyes, but I do eat rice occasionally.

I do not consider myself a "hobbyist" I am a whore mongering pig, or simply a guy who fucks hookers. My hobbies are drinking, gambling, and fucking hookers. Since neither drinking or gambling makes me a "hobbyist" neither should fucking hookers.

As for the rest, I am not sure if my dick is quite an inch long, but I do have not one, but two slanted eyes, so we are good there.

I have seen as many as 5-6 girls a day and have sustained a pace of 4 or more for well over a week.

Physical stamina simply to fuck??? Come on, that one's easy.

and although I don't write reviews I have plenty of Ok's

But anyone who calls me a "Great Asian American Hobbyist" better do it from the relative safety of the internet or expect to need some unexpected dental work.  and that how I roll. lmao

Since each monger might have more experience with different categories of escorts and what not.  

What do you think of this "baseline requirements"?  I think it's a good starting point for measurement.  

MasterMonger Level 1 - Saw 50 girls  (multply by 50 for each level). Having seen at least 50 girls should be reasonable point where one is considered to be experienced.  
MasterMonger Level 2 - Saw 100 Bp girls
MasterMonger Level 3 - Saw 150 BP girls  
etc...

BP MasterMonger 1 - Saw 50 BP girls
BP MasterMonger 2 - Saw 100 BP girls
etc...

High-End  MasterMonger 1 - Saw 25 girls in price range of 500-1000/hr (since price point is usually 2x more in the 500 to 700/hr, divide the above by 2)
High-End MasterMonger 2 - saw 50 girls  
etc...

PS / Ultra High-End Master Monger 1 - Saw 10 girls price range of 1000+ / hr  
PS / Ultra High-End Master Monger 2 - Saw 20 girls price range of 1000+ / hr  
etc...

OTC MasterMonger 1 - Have 1 escort who is a civvy friend and regularly spend OTC time with
OTC MasterMonger 2 - Have 2 escorts who is a civvy friend and regularly spend OTC time with
etc...

Dating MasterMonger 1 - Dated 1 escort (since anyone who dated an escort, gets to learn her side of the business very rapidly)
Dating MasterMonger 2 - Dated 2 escorts total
Dating MasterMonger 3 - Dated 3 escorts total
etc...

etc, etc,  

ROFLMA

I think that is actually a disqualification right there.

Them.  Hint: to reach them, you generally have to have progressed beyond the point of thinking about what other hobbyists do or what level they are.

Only if done repeatedly.   Rimshot please.  (Or rimjob if preferred)

first -   based on comparing the reviews, in over 90% of cases, I seem to get the very best the mademoiselle du jour has to offer  - not necessarily more or better than some others but always in the top of her range.

second - I am very very rarely unhappy with a session

third -  hobbying seems to bring out a lot of negatives for many others based on the things they say in reviews and how they act on the boards, whereas hobbying makes me consistently happy and content.  I see a lot of passivity, childish comments and complaints in a number of reviews by others of providers who have been just smashing in my experience.  

so while I don't have any idea how you would quantify a "master" hobbyists or whether such a line if inquiry is even useful,   I would consider myself to be a uniformly happy and contented hobbyists -  and that is why I am in the game...

Within 24 hours.  

See how little cum comes out of you after that last provider you saw.  Rofl

GaGambler1175 reads

When I came the final time, all I got was a "pfft" of air, without enough liquid to even measure, but ask me if I cared. lmao

But you were too far gone to know it.  Oh, well, whatever gets you off. lmao!

Maybe I mentioned it three times.  I forget.  

I'm too busy seeing hot girls,  I tend to forget these trvial details.  Rofl

That's something most people haven't tried.  

And I don't think I wanna try it either  rofl

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Posted By: cocktail-party
What experience was required for this achievement?
(Cough, cough)

-  20+ years experience in the hobby
-  Been there done that: Nevada brothels, SF AMPS, SJ AAMPS, Strip Clubs, Street...
-  International: Central and South America
-  Last but not least, attained Charter member status at the most and super prestigious known worldwide hobby site

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