The GD board is over there. (points over yonder)

and Porky says to the Madame, "Bacon your lardon, ma'am, but do you have any ladies that can keep it squeal and are OK with wallowing?"  Before the shocked Madame can answer Quasimodo says to Porky, "I've a hunch you need to gargoyle some mouthwash before you'll be allowed to pork any of these fine ladies in the chops."  Flabbergasted, she looked at Simon.  After a long moment he looked at Porky and Quasi and said, "You two are slaves to your baser instincts."  Then he whipped it out