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... the world can use another drunken dick.

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Posted By: Drunken Asian
Shaving usually seem to flare up my pube looking like I got a nasty case of STD.  Then it goes away after a few days. Not a big deal just really annoying cuz I can't book appointments during that time.  
   
 Do you guys go to a manscaping shop to get waxed or just use that extra piece off the trimmer?  
   
 Anyone try pouring something like rubbing alcohol or vodka on your pubes after shaving, would that act like a sanitizer and reduce chances of it flaring up?  
   
   
   
 

Shaving usually seem to flare up my pube looking like I got a nasty case of STD.  Then it goes away after a few days. Not a big deal just really annoying cuz I can't book appointments during that time.

Do you guys go to a manscaping shop to get waxed or just use that extra piece off the trimmer?  

Anyone try pouring something like rubbing alcohol or vodka on your pubes after shaving, would that act like a sanitizer and reduce chances of it flaring up

...hilarious (and painful) reviews of the product by guys who applied them to their "knob and bollocks."

Actually, avoid anything liquid. The powder will dry and let the skin breath as it soothes the skin.

Shower off the baby powder after a a few hours or a night's sleep.

OR go online and search "sugaring" and you'll find instructions on making a lemon sugar balm to remove the hair.

Posted By: Drunken Asian
Shaving usually seem to flare up my pube looking like I got a nasty case of STD.  Then it goes away after a few days. Not a big deal just really annoying cuz I can't book appointments during that time.  
   
 Do you guys go to a manscaping shop to get waxed or just use that extra piece off the trimmer?  
   
 Anyone try pouring something like rubbing alcohol or vodka on your pubes after shaving, would that act like a sanitizer and reduce chances of it flaring up?  
   
   
   
 

Great advice! rofl  

Haven't used a baby powder in YEARS.

The baby powder absorbs perspiration secreted by the lymph nodes in the groin. You could use something more expensive, but it's all the same thing. Even baking powder would work, probably, if you used enough of it. That will help prevent the irritation. And, of course, don't rub it. You know that.

You'll still have to trim down to stubble.

I'm not going to say anything about how a razor shaved closer when the skin is drawn tight. Except...no, I'm not going to say anything.

going all lymph node on me and shit. :p

Could never have done medical school. Although when something actually happens, I usually keep calm and do what has to be done. But armpits and the groin get very sweaty because that's close to the source. I suspect that if the sweat isn't absorbed that it can irritate.

Not an MD. Just used to getting by.

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all scents are chemical. in fact literally everything you can interact with physically is a chemical. the scent of baby powder is no less chemical than whatever you imagine distinguishes other chemical scents.

and so far nothing untoward has happened.

Angelexotic wants me to come in every two weeks for a wax, but I think she just likes me.

She has a zero tolerance for stubble.

in front and wax the behind. After shaving I use calendula lotion or gel. Its natural. You can find it Whole Foods.
The other option is to use a body hair trimmer which is as good as a shave. see link

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... the world can use another drunken dick.

The Forest Waits

Posted By: Drunken Asian
Shaving usually seem to flare up my pube looking like I got a nasty case of STD.  Then it goes away after a few days. Not a big deal just really annoying cuz I can't book appointments during that time.  
   
 Do you guys go to a manscaping shop to get waxed or just use that extra piece off the trimmer?  
   
 Anyone try pouring something like rubbing alcohol or vodka on your pubes after shaving, would that act like a sanitizer and reduce chances of it flaring up?  
   
   
   
 

Then take a small belt sander and, using very coarse sandpaper, apply it to said junk with moderate pressure until small specks of blood begin to fly out.  Do this until all pubes have been removed and your junk is a shiny red color.
Prepare a large bowl (large enough to contain your tiny Asian penis or a larger one, depending on your endowment), by filling it with Vodka.  I suggest using Ketel 1, or whatever brand you prefer.
Turn on your stereo as loud as it will go.  This way your neighbors won't hear your screams when you immerse your junk in the vodka.
Marinate your junk for ten minutes, dry your junk and apply baby powder.
Take the vodka, pour it over ice and drink it.  You'll forget what happened rather quickly.
Do this once a week.
You're welcome.

It's got alcohol and burns like a bastard.  You'll be hopping around the bathroom finding new curse words.
I use an electric body razor on my scrotum and a razor everywhere else, followed by sensitive skin gel aftershave (Aloe based).  Gotten too many razor nicks trying to do my balls with a blade, and my regular has a hair thing and won't shave me (although she does even more gross grooming tasks without me even asking and seems to enjoy it).  Also I trim back any abdominal and inner leg hair that is near my junk to 1/4" or so.
The problem that I still run into is that I like to go deep and grind, and if I shave right around the base of my dick, the stubble (even 2 hours after the razor) acts like sandpaper on her and she'll be too sore for round 2.  So I've let that grow out enough that it's not pokey and that works well (1/8" - 1/4").
Would like to find a SAFE and effective cream defoliant that doesn't overly irritate thing - suggestions?

Can't imagine getting my scrotum waxed.  Jesu Christo that must hurt.

Use corn starch instead of baby powder

The microtouch, you can buy it anywhere for $10. It's the trimmer they advertise that will trim you but that won't burst a balloon. I am a hairy bastard, and as I enjoy a shaved pussy, I think most women probably enjoy a shaved cock and balls. I usually trim the evening before the appointment and then apply petroleum jelly and go to bed. I definitely don't want to have anything get between her and a great blow job.

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I only trim myself but am curious also.

Surely those male porn stars have to have some ways to do it comfortably beside burning themselves raw with nasty cream?

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