You must be on drugs if you think this dumb shit is funny.
That fat fuck wasn't funny in the 90's
... and what's with your home board, what a bunch of fucking idiots.
Do you learn from your experiences, or do you make the same mistakes over and over again?
... making the same mistakes over and over and over!!
Is it a slow news day where you live?
Is your IQ level that bad that you have to resort to postings like this?
The Forest Waits
You must be jerking it all over the place.
Boeing builds junk, call the CEO they're in charge!
what does an airplane manufacturer have anything to do with the hobbying thing?
It's your nuckin' brain that is all of the place.
No one can understand what in the hell you are saying.
The Forest Waits
Boeing builds junk, call the CEO they're in charge!
I was also falsely accused of bringing down the last 777
You start another thread about dead horses and whether talking about rape makes deceitful women do deceitful things. What is up with that? Can't you start a thread about the different flavors of eatable panties or something like that instead of all that crazy rape shit?
Why don't you just relax and enjoy the simple perfection of pussy. Just saying.
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When I'm enjoying the SPP, I'm not think about edible panties
I don't need the fancy dressing, on my salad to eat it.
Responding to your inane posts. It's a weakness, really...I should be able to ignore rank idiots but their (ahem, your) existence fascinates me. Tell me, do you have to remind yourself to breathe and does your leg move when the doctor hits your knee with that little rubber hammer? I've always wondered if those with single digit IQs are capable of involuntary reflexes.
His limbic brain has little to know contact with his neocortex.
I think I may have found actual footage of JCA!!
You must be on drugs if you think this dumb shit is funny.
That fat fuck wasn't funny in the 90's
... and what's with your home board, what a bunch of fucking idiots.
A sense of humor is correlated with intelligence.
You are a hooker who writes fake reviews, your nonsense is transparent.
You know how I know, women can't tell jokes, and it's obvious you are a drug addict.
- Rita Mae Brow
I thought you thought of that lol
because I'm gaga over a certain gal, then the answer is, regrettably: no.
Once!
Stopped at Publix on my way home from the outcall and realized I left the envelope!! Just as I realized it, he called and OFFERED TO BRING IT TO MY HOME. I drove back and got it though. Too bad he doesn't live in Atlanta. *sigh* What a guy! He sure made me forget it was a service.
Wow! I would love to meet him!!!!! Where is he based?
He goes to Atlanta and a couple other places in the SE. I've seen him two more times since then. He dropped the envelope in my purse when I set it down lmao.
Of all the places to find an awesome gent like that, it was backpage. He was my 4th client.
Ok, it was not at band camp. But, he wanted to put grapes in my vagina and suck them out. Right on, that sounds interesting. Well, one went missing. We're shoving our fingers up there trying to get it out. We pushed beads up there and a dildo. So, I start pushing with all my might trying to get this grape out of my vagina. I'm thinking Jesus H Christ, I push two babies out within seconds and I'm laboring with a freaking grape?! So, I'm starting to worry about this grape never coming out and causing me problems....pesticide poisoning, fermenting, getting passed my cervix, yeast infection and all these horrible thoughts. We finally give up and go to sleep. Wake up, try again, have breakfast and I go home. Still no grape. It was not until that night I swallowed some water down the wrong pipe, start a coughing fit and BLOOP.
Needless to say, grapes are no longer on the menu.
vaginas. One by one I had to suck the strawberry or piece of pineapple out. A good time as had by all.
A certain lady I know hosts these parties several times a year. I have been fortunate to be invited few times and enjoyed myself even though it is usually 4 or 5 ladies all paying attention to you while you divide your energies among them all. Only one pop allowed and then you take a shower and leave.
I'd be nervous about the fruit though hahahaha!
It's a damn good thing I had seen her before, or I'm sure I would have left unsatisfied.
The session prior to this one she had worn an orange bikini. And let me tell you, orange is this lady's color, combined with her awesome tan, she looked really great in orange.
So, for this appointment I asked her to wear the same orange bikini, she granted my request. I han't seen her in about 6 months. So anyway, here's my dumbass mistake, I walk in her incall. The door closes behind us, I get a nice hug and kiss, and I step back to get a good look at this wonderful woman in her orange bikini and my dumbass says "wow, you look illegal in orange". I didn't think anything of it, so we were having some small talk and I was still fully dresses, she seemed quite uneasy and finally she says "you're making me nervous". Then it dawned on me and I quickly disrobed. All I meant was that it should be illegal for someone to look that good in orange, I thought I was paying her a huge compliment, and that's how I meant it, but I can sure see how it made her nervous. I think if it hadn't been for the fact that I had seen her before, I would have been shown the door.