I'm heading to PV next month for a short trip. I've done some outside research and it looks like PV can skew to kind of scammy, like with the Taxi drivers misdirecting you for kickbacks, unsavory agencys and some clubs being rip off joints. I'm probably going to go out to a club one night...probably resulting in just BJ or HJ and some nasty lapdances and might order in (depending on how the hotel regs are) on a 2nd night.
1) For a good cheap nasty night, what's the best SC in the area?....I don't mind spending some cash for a variety of good chicas, but I don't want to drop $$$ just to sit in a pretty seat and be hit up for overpriced-watered down drinks all night.
2) Anyone have personal experience with getting outcall in to their hotel? Good options? Im' figuring to spend around TJ pricing...maybe a bit more...$150 for the full monty?
SMEGMA!!
Although I got no replies, I wanted to post a trip report as I need to vent.....
Tried to set up with an agency, PV Playmates, left a message and got no reply. Not sure if this is average or if there was an isuse contacting my american phone while I was roaming. Ended up going to a 'strip bar' for what I though was going to be an average Mexico bar/brothel visit. The club I thought we were going to was "El y Ella", but when we got there apparently they had changed management. The parking lot still said El y Ella, but the bar was something different now. The guys I was riding with wanted to go in... even though I felt like bailing...so we went in. The night started same as it has in Mexicalli or TJ and we sat at a bar, some girls came over and started shmoozing us for drinks (about 18$ per drink) and donig their best to work us up. Negotiated price with the english speaking waiter and was going to go upstairs. He said I should pay the bar bill and I went to pay him 1500 pesos (about $130 US). I had the Pesos and started peeling them off 100 bill at a time. Around my count of 900, he said, no 800 and we re-counted....it was indeed 800. Not sure how that happened as I was not drunk and paying attention, so I started back up at 800. Got to 1300 and again...somehow I was off 100. Frigging scam artist had pocketed one (2 times) and I was too distracted by the girl rubbing my crotch to question it. I ended up at the end of the night realizing I had 2400 Peso (changed 200 US before going out) and I had indeed given out 1700 of them during this process. I had started to think this before I even went upstairs, but I was 100% sure once I went upstairs and started giving him the 150 we had negotiated for the room and girl. I gave him 100, then 20, then 20 and he reports back that I gave him a single and 2 20s. Unfortunately for him I only had 10's, 20's, 50's and 100s in my wallet(I had small stuff in my pockets for tipping, so this was impossible). I called him out on it and he denied. I said I was going to call the cops and went downstairs. my buddies had already moved off to different rooms with their girls and I was going to go look for them as backup, but the chica 'volunteered' to take care of me for the reduced rate cause she 'liked' me and didn't want a full blown confrontation going on. I'm sure she was in on it and this guy probably translated whatever she was saying into this statement, but we took care of business and I left with no cops called and only the few hundred pesos light.
After I finished, i waited outside for my friends. unfortunately, they had similar experiences and somehow they both 'miscounted' when paying as well. They didn't specify how much, but I'm sure it was 50 to 100 per guy as well.
This was all on top of what I already knew that every taxi driver would and did suggest 'Aqua' as the place to go (I guess they get kickbacks)....we even requested 2 totally different clubs...one for us as 'cheap night out' and one with 'high class' as prerequsites and somehow they both came up as 'Aqua'.
Long story short, in PV, make sure you are counting the money on the table with some kind of light on the money...dont' let anyone touch the money until it's visually all there. And bring someone who speaks spanish...I can speak a little, but not enough apparently. And PV is not Mexicalli or TJ...be warned.
SMEGMA!!