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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1011 reads
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And already you're suggesting they get circumcised? And, for those who were nipped as infants, do we have to go through it again just in case the first one wasn't valid?

NewEnglandGangsta2306 reads

My little franky is admiring the ceiling.  It's like the gremlins staring at food at 12midnight.  

Sometimes I'm still half asleep,  I toss and turn,  slam that stiff thing right into my bed. Lay there for a few minutes on top and Ouch,  it starts getting painful.  

Girls what do you do when your guy has a morning hard on?  

(Aside from the occasional dick cheese, giving an unshowered BJ is always nice. Just a friendly advice. :

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Gemma Coreana992 reads

I'm definitely a SPECILIST!!! In many many many categories!!! JUST CALL ME DOCTOR GEMMA  !!!!

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SexyJaye71206 reads

As noted in the post below, I am not one to have a LTR or overnighters, LOL! but I usually have coffee in the morning with a side of porn. If he doesn't mind a wet pussy in his face upon waking up, I wouldn't mind taking advantage of a stiffy!

The last time I went down on a guy that was half asleep, he fell back asleep and farted in my face! I vowed NEVER to go down on someone asleep to get things started, they at least have to get out of the bed, use the restroom and come back, then it's all good!

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Durhamdrew1311 reads

I hate to share my bed with a passion,but getting wakened by the Bj alarm clock is one of the better ways to wake up  throw in a Starbucks on the nightstand and I'll probably marry her.

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2labman917 reads

Gently waking up because of some playfulness down there.  Like most guys, I have a morning woody anyway.  But when I get to look down and see a young lovely nurse administering mouth to dick while she's looking up at me with a devilish look on her face, my wood goes from balsa to oak.  A morning face sitting to get her fully ready to go is also very welcome.  Can't do much about my morning mouth breath, but other than that, I love wake-up sex.

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oldted1024 reads

Is having a warm up session on a cold winter Sunday morning.

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russbbj870 reads

I miss my dog so much more than I miss the occasional Sunday morning day start. And even when I got it, it was as if she was giving me a treat to get me to do something for her. Yes, she was successful in manipulating me for a short period of time without me realizing it, but when I caught on it was turn out the lights cause the party's over. The hobby is so cool, you get to fuck and suck and you don't have to move furniture around the living room because she's tired with the couch, love seat, recliner position, or get roped into helping weed the garden.

So, I'll gladly give up the few Sunday morning lazy sex sessions for the "no nagging no bullshit".

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oldted1012 reads

Because its worth it.

Posted By: russbbj
I miss my dog so much more than I miss the occasional Sunday morning day start. And even when I got it, it was as if she was giving me a treat to get me to do something for her. Yes, she was successful in manipulating me for a short period of time without me realizing it, but when I caught on it was turn out the lights cause the party's over. The hobby is so cool, you get to fuck and suck and you don't have to move furniture around the living room because she's tired with the couch, love seat, recliner position, or get roped into helping weed the garden.  
   
 So, I'll gladly give up the few Sunday morning lazy sex sessions for the "no nagging no bullshit".

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ElleVegas1026 reads

Related Link: It's all about me!

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WickedBrut848 reads

...just isn't the same. An out here, very few women make themselves available for 7 AM outcall.

And those that do either arrive half asleep, hungover, or are such gung-ho morning persons that are so cheerful and bubbly...and loud...that they kill the sensuality of the moment.

I need a younger housekeeper.

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hbyist+truth=;(1041 reads

sleepy, hungover, and bubbly ladies, there is always your hand, always eager to see you, you always know where it's been. and it keeps on going till you are done. Shit why even bother with those troublesome woman?

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GaGambler859 reads

I took a chica home with me last night, knowing full well I was too tired (and drunk) to really enjoy myself last night, but what I did know was when I woke up this morning she would be there in the bed with me to start my day off right, and sure enough she did.

Here it is, 10:00 AM local time. and I have already been laid once today, had breakfast. posted on TER, and am about to have my first tequila for the day in a few minutes. Damn, life is just so fucking good sometimes. Now if both Argentina and Costa Rica can win today, it will be a truly great day.

Pura Vida

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WickedBrut847 reads

If I were in Costa Rica, that would be a more appealing option. Or if I'd had the foresight last night to estimate the value of planning ahead.

No, holidays sneak up on me. Instead, I just forget about sex and seek stimulating conversation at the coffeehouse. Not finding it, I unpack my iPod, and...here I am talking to you clowns.

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hbyist+truth=;(758 reads

Having a willing partner PERIOD really helps..;)

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WickedBrut1028 reads

And if you knew where my hand had been, you wouldn't want it near your private parts first thing in the morning any more than I do.

It's not really a comment on the women, it's just that the most sensual women in the world aren't really at their best after negotiating rush hour traffic for an early AM incall. I mean to get to my place even by 8:00, they'd have to wake up at 5:00, shower, dress, whatever they need to do, then get out the door by 6:30, put my address in Google Map, chart the course dodging all the roadwork and freeway backups, find the place to park, lug their work bag up to the door...I really can't expect a magic moment after all that.

So...think about it. Would you feel your best starting your day that way?

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hbyist+truth=;(861 reads

I frequently see a guy at 6 am and as I am an early riser and hit the ground running, I don't have an issue.

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Dr Who revived799 reads

I'm still dreaming about shit at 6:00.  Then I need a couple of hours to get my ass in gear.

But if you wanted to come over at 6:00 feel free to water the plants and flowers outside, take a nice walk or just catch up on your emails and such.

Early morning is just not for me...sorry  ;)

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
I frequently see a guy at 6 am and as I am an early riser and hit the ground running, I don't have an issue.

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Steele;)875 reads

Girls don't play on this board to fucking cheerful, I got news for you Brut. If you were in our shoes conversing (or 'try' to converse is more apropos) with you all, perhaps you'd understand a bit more. We may not be all cups of sunshine (on here at least), but it sure is fun. Heehaw

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GhostWriteroftheDamned1129 reads

Painful as it may be now I'd advise having that smegma trap of superfluous skin removed so as to be more attractive to your bed partner.  

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta
My little franky is admiring the ceiling.  It's like the gremlins staring at food at 12midnight.  
   
 Sometimes I'm still half asleep,  I toss and turn,  slam that stiff thing right into my bed. Lay there for a few minutes on top and Ouch,  it starts getting painful.    
   
 Girls what do you do when your guy has a morning hard on?  
   
 (Aside from the occasional dick cheese, giving an unshowered BJ is always nice. Just a friendly advice. :)  
   
   
   
 

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WickedBrut1012 reads

And already you're suggesting they get circumcised? And, for those who were nipped as infants, do we have to go through it again just in case the first one wasn't valid?

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Steele;)1033 reads

I don't know, what do 'you' do is the question.........

Lemme guess, you just lay there like the rest'of'em waiting to be 'served'. Good god. Get a clue. It's on your body, figure it out.



-- Modified on 7/5/2014 7:28:35 AM

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CubaGooding_Sr1205 reads

I promise he'll show up and not cancel due to his very busy work schedule! He'll set the date and send you a deposit!

He'll respect you, swoon over you, lay flat on you, flip you like a pizza because he works out and can lift 400 lbs. He'll bring you a gift which by the way doesn't make him a mangina but he'll act like a love struck puppy which does.

Also please teach him how to do sexy dirty talk, he hasn't a clue. And PLEASE let him know you calling him your little mangina isn't sexy dirty talk.

Also please help him understand starting threads on the DC regional board about manginas and is it really a bad thing, just makes people here go nuts on him.

And lastly he needs a BFF and a bromance so try to get scoed to give him the time of day.

Thank you in advance for making a Taylor intervention.

CGS

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Steele;)1089 reads

works today. Funny how that happens when I pop in to say hello. ;) Thank you I am flattered. The sharks have been circling for quite a while I see.  

As far as Mr. Tidwell, he seems to be doing fine all by himself. I highly doubt he and I will meet at anytime in the future nor will he need an intervention by me. But thanks for the thought.  

Do take care CGS. ;)

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inicky46951 reads

she knows everything about everything.  Just ask her.  Look what she's done for Rod.  He's so much more mature and cool now, lol!  Even scoed had given up on him, but Taylor turned the trick....so to speak.

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