Why would that be unusual for someone as active as GaGambler or, for that matter, a guy married for a long time with an active sex life?
I have posted on occasion before, but this is my first OP. I see so many reviews in which the guy says he got “the best blow job ever.” I find the phrase totally ambiguous. I think it is even more worthless than the “Once in a Lifetime” description.
On a quite literal level, one could be referring to the best blow job ever on earth. Perhaps some reviewer thinks he means that, but how would he ever really know?
The second interpretation, which I think most guys actually mean, would be that it was the best blow job he had ever received. Really? How can someone have received a gazillion best blow jobs ever, unless each one of them is better than the last one? That seems absolutely ridiculous to me. I suppose, however, that his short term memory could be vastly better than his long term memory.
So for me, it’s more meaningful to indicate what makes a particular blow job so memorable that it could be among the best you ever received. Soft, sensual suction, with little or no assistance from the hands is a recipe for a tremendous blow job for me. Strong suction is typically going to make me pop rather quickly without achieving the most pleasure possible. And I’ve also been the most appreciated recipient of some remarkable tongue massage on that sensitive part of the penis, on the underside of the shaft just below the glans.
I know each guy has a different thought of what makes a blow job best for him. So guys, what techniques are the best you’ve found for you? Do you like the suction turned all the way up, or do you prefer something gentler? Do you like the use of hands with the mouth? Is giving the boys some attention beneficial? Or something different?
And ladies, what techniques have you learned which get the best response from guys?
After all, it’s all about how to give or receive the greatest pleasure. It doesn't necessarily have to be the best blow job ever to be fantastic
Why not let the guy express his perception of HIS experience, without questioning why he relished an individual or single sensation and dare I suggest, give him a "high five" for enjoying what he spent his hard-earned money and valuable time on?
Just thinking out loud. Happens a lot when I've had too much sun and not enough sleep.
Fortunately, I'm moments away from flinging my lil' ol' self into a nearly full jacuzzi tub. (Almost better than a box of Girl Scout Cookies. Thin Mints, of course. Who'd waste their time on Trefoils, for cryin' out loud?)
The Dez 
Unless something truly went wrong (that happens only rarely) or it was half-hearted or just a quick warmup, like part of the makeout prelude.
Just read it as you would if over lunch someone said, "This is the best BLT I've EVER had!" Means they enjoyed it.
I remember specifically particularly good BJ's from various dates going back to the 1970's (before that they were very plain). I remember what made them good.
In a recent review, I said I'd gotten the best BJ ever, and it was. It beat everything I could remember from years past. That was a real accomplishment, too, since part of what makes any sex act extra-good is love, and there was no provider-customer love in this one.
I posted a link to a video in another thread. It was an example of the slow, sensual style that I like. However, I like it when the lady mixes things up a bit, going slow and sensual for a bit, then DT, then a little more aggressive, then something else.
What I don't like is when a woman uses two hands and twists them in opposite directions. It feels like she's trying to unscrew my cock or something.
One experience stands out in recent memory as totally unsatisfactory, or subpar or whatever. But for the most part, I've been very happy with every woman I've been with for a very long time now. It's hard for me to make comparisons, because I tend to just fall for whoever I visit, and I tend to remember each experience as wonderful and special. Even the one who flunked her Orals was incredible to be with. But I never went back for a repeat. I still might though.
Maybe I'm bragging about my skill at picking winners, but I think I've just been lucky in that I've only encountered very beautiful women who are such a joy to be with and get to know a little bit.
Or...maybe I'm just easily impressed. God, I hope that's not it!
The BJ I mentioned with the twisting hands wasn't bad, it just wasn't one of the better ones.
I think a bad BJ would involve teeth and bleeding.
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Looking at it that way, maybe she let me off easy.
the other is that I've had literally thousands of blow jobs, with a sample size that large, not all of them are going to be good ones.
One in particular stands out in my mind, the girl squeezed my balls so hard they were sore for a week. It hurt so bad when she did it, I almost hit her to make her stop. She was so fucking clueless that she thought I was enjoying it. My balls ache just thinking about it.
I have something to aspire to now. I'll do my best to catch up. Holy crap!
Why would that be unusual for someone as active as GaGambler or, for that matter, a guy married for a long time with an active sex life?
I have been sexually active for over forty years, even a hundred blow jobs a year would amount to 4,000 blow jobs in my life, and I certainly try to get at least 100 blow jobs a year. lol
I didn't say it was an unusual number. I've got a few more years on you, and spent nearly all my years with a woman who was great at BJ's and loved giving them. I figure that, even without seeing the astounding number of providers you have, I've probably had 4,000 to 5,000 BJ's in my life, with the bulk of those in my early years.
We are on the same page here, I agree that a "few" thousand blow jobs over several decades is not really that many.
you only get to claim 2,000 to Russ and 2,000 to me. I think. That's math, isn't it?
Agreed, I am rather picky myself having also been the recipient of probably close to seven or eight hundred or so in my lifetime. Can't stand over zealous ball handling, nor snaggle toothed scratches. The tight grasping before full erection sucks too. In fact, give me mouth over hands any day.
I totally rememeber the best one, which was with a provider who has since moved to the UK. I'd see her again in a heartbeat
I agree that each gent may declare that whomever they are with that particular day, it was the best BJ EVER.... Why not, it's nice to have that BEST EVER MOMENT, even if it's just for an hour a day, a week, month or whenever they are hobbying..
My fav is DT w/maneuvering my tongue up & down the shaft... Guys seem to enjoy it a lot!!! I've had a lot of BEST EVER BJ comments in my reviews!! 😝😝😝😝😝😝
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My favorite style is slow with very firm tongue pressure on the glans (underside of the tip), and an occasional deep throat tossed in for variation.
Also, to wrap up the controversial subjects here, Thin Mints and the Rolls Royce of Girl Scout Cookies, though I'm also partial to the coconut one too. (The peanut butter once however, you can throw out.)
Deep, slow and teasing. Not much hands, lots of variety.
But the one that I am currently on a quest for, I have been for as long as I've been in the hobby, is a Linda Lovelace deep throat blow job. I'm not at all a big guy, so you'd think it wouldn't be too difficult. But haven't found it yet. I appreciate the passionate kind of blow job you describe but once she gets me going I want full on go for the gusto. I had a woman blow me once, she started slow, swirling the tongue, licking the head slow lips barely over the head and back up again. Then she looked me in the eyes pulled my cock out of her mouth and said "I'm going to suck you off until you cum" and that's exactly what she did, fast, sloppy, nasty, dirty talk, spit all over my cock and after I had cum she looked up at me with her pretty eyes a wry smile and a look of pride and accomplishment and she said "I'm a good girl, aren't I". That moment is indelibly imprinted in my memory.
But I still haven't found a Linda Lovelace deep throat. I am however enjoying the journey on my quest.
Every woman before had a gag reflex. Then last year I had it for the first time. I loved it. Now when I search reviews, I check to see if it's mentioned.
I've seen some ladies that the reviewers claim DT, only to see her and it's deep mouth and not DT. Again, I'm not a big guy, so there shouldn't be a problem DT'ing me. And I know it's not a problem, 3 women have done it to me. I'm not into greek, I don't like too much weird stuff but I like to get DT bbbj and I like to eat pussy, I like Russian too but the afore mentioned the most
Was by a FBSM lady about 42 years old. She finished the massage and was working on the boys when she started using her mouth as well. I was so well lubed up that I couldn't tell if a part of my cock was in her mouth or her hands. She worked the entire cock and the boys at once with incredible skill using her mouth and both hands. She brought me close a couple times and then backed me off, with unbelievable tension in my groin. She was a squirter and had already demonstrated that four times for me that session (having to take a break lying in 69 with me she was so exhausted), so we were buddies and she probably felt that she owed me a big one. On the third or fourth time I got close, I pulled the pillow out from under my head, laid my head back and closed my eyes. She took that as a sign to let me come and the coordination of movements of her head, mouth, tongue and fingers was unbelievable. I damn near blew the back of her head off. I'm not sure that I've ever come harder than she got me off, I was just shaking over my whole body. We took a short break, then a shower together and agreed that it was a great session.
That was the last time I saw her. She disappeared off the radar a week later. Damn.
With bull crap that goes on here, this is the best bull crap you can come up with. Just in case you didn't notice, this is a fantasy world where consenting adults play and stroke each in all manner they wish to stroked.
This is not a literal world. Now it time for you to crawl back to the rabbit hole!
On a quite literal level, one could be referring to the best blow job ever on earth. Perhaps some reviewer thinks he means that, but how would he ever really know?
The second interpretation, which I think most guys actually mean, would be that it was the best blow job he had ever received. Really? How can someone have received a gazillion best blow jobs ever, unless each one of them is better than the last one? That seems absolutely ridiculous to me. I suppose, however, that his short term memory could be vastly better than his long term memory.
So for me, it’s more meaningful to indicate what makes a particular blow job so memorable that it could be among the best you ever received. Soft, sensual suction, with little or no assistance from the hands is a recipe for a tremendous blow job for me. Strong suction is typically going to make me pop rather quickly without achieving the most pleasure possible. And I’ve also been the most appreciated recipient of some remarkable tongue massage on that sensitive part of the penis, on the underside of the shaft just below the glans.
I know each guy has a different thought of what makes a blow job best for him. So guys, what techniques are the best you’ve found for you? Do you like the suction turned all the way up, or do you prefer something gentler? Do you like the use of hands with the mouth? Is giving the boys some attention beneficial? Or something different?
And ladies, what techniques have you learned which get the best response from guys?
After all, it’s all about how to give or receive the greatest pleasure. It doesn't necessarily have to be the best blow job ever to be fantastic.
"I needed a BJ so bad that no other BJ exists in the world. It feels so amazing."
If you're starving, a mediocre steak will taste like a 5 star steak.
If you're extremely tired, crawling into a $200 mattress will feel like a million dollar bed.
If you are in love and infatuated with someone, they become the sexiest person you have ever dated. No one else exists.
If you really need a BJ from a good looking woman, and she nails it, no other BJ exists at that moment except the BJ that is happening to you right now.
It's all about attitude and perspective. If nothing else matters, and you're freely enjoying a great BJ, you're not wishing you are anywhere else. You are currently having the best BJ ever in your mind.
Or it could be 'she's good.'
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I'm reminded of Robin Williams' line in "Good Morning Viet Nam", referring to Staff Sergeant Dickerson: "You're more in need of a blow job than any white man in history."
the one you are currently getting