"A flute of champagne and a small bowl of ripe ruby-red strawberries sits on the table before me; both are generally untouched. Save the faint evidence of lip gloss on the glass' rim and a peckish nibble here and there, they remain woefully neglected. The truth is that I am hungry, thirsty, anxiously whetting my lips, starving to satiate an appetite that no conventional means could fulfill. I peruse and scrutinize the contents of my dresser, contemplate that or this lingerie, knowing that I am far less concerned with being admired and more occupied by how all the more quickly I could entice you to undress me.  
 
'Tis a shame to keep a lady waiting. Please, don't keep me any longer..."  
 
For those yet new to me, allow me to formally introduce myself: my name is Charlotte. I am the self-described Lolita to your well-intentioned Humbert, the seemingly naive little Red to your Wolf-ish hunger and appetite. Based in downtown Seattle, I am an exotic Asian-doll whose angelic appearance conceals an otherwise sultry, devious, sensual, and mischievous persona-- such qualities that clipped my wings and expelled me from my former place in heaven. I delight in offering unique and intimate companionship to respectable gentlemen who seek to indulge and fulfill their girlfriend fantasies; I hope you will indulge me.