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I've been thinking of this one all day....
mrfisher 108 Reviews 1452 reads
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and at the risk of being exposed as a witless nincompoop, I give up.

Please explain the joke to me.  (If indeed it is a joke and not some psychological experiment like no soap, radio.

marc190204247 reads

Ok, so I was supposed to see a hot girl today, great reviews on here.

When I called her once I got to the hotel, she said she left a room key in the lobby for me. This was really weird. I have never had a girl do this before. I'd call, they give me the room number and that's that. What is this, some Easter egg hunt game? It was so awkward & embarrassing. I was walking around the lobby looking for this key. I have trouble seeing to begin with, I have a visual impairment. A hotel employee asked me if I needed help. I got so flustered that I just walked out. I called the girl and yelled at her for putting me through that.  

WTF???

I have known many ladies to do this when the elevators require a key card. It's stressful enough for the ladies who find themselves in a similar hotel situation without dealing with asshole behavior :-/

I guess she should have came down and held your hand, I'm sure the hotel wouldn't have found that strange either lol

marc190202223 reads

That's not the point, why the hell should I have to play hide & go seek in a public place like that?

Back_In_Black2319 reads

role play fetish  on the house ? how old was she ? stay away from the school girl pics .  

Posted By: marc19020
That's not the point, why the hell should I have to play hide & go seek in a public place like that?

Had the lady been astute enough to alert the dude of the circumstances due to key elevators. This could have been done as soon as she checked into the hotel. At that point is would be up to the client if he wished to continue with the arrangement.
Because she failed to disclosed the necessary protocal the guy got flustered , anxious then pissed off.

He didn't need to bitch her out on the phone. But this is one of those deals that easily could have been avoided.

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Back_In_Black2016 reads

on APRIL 1 . but its funny as hell...lol  
 

Posted By: marc19020
Ok, so I was supposed to see a hot girl today, great reviews on here.  
   
 When I called her once I got to the hotel, she said she left a room key in the lobby for me. This was really weird. I have never had a girl do this before. I'd call, they give me the room number and that's that. What is this, some Easter egg hunt game? It was so awkward & embarrassing. I was walking around the lobby looking for this key. I have trouble seeing to begin with, I have a visual impairment. A hotel employee asked me if I needed help. I got so flustered that I just walked out. I called the girl and yelled at her for putting me through that.  
   
 WTF???

About the location of the key card and leave it away from the front desk.. Typically under a phone book, under a phone etc.. And within a short period of time you are meeting the gentleman so I doesn't get moved.. Many years ago, another trick was to use scotch tape and "tape it" to the soda machine.. Worst case scenario if the key can't be found, she can always meet you downstairs away from the front desk..so discretion is not violated for any of you..

Why not put it in an envelope and leave it at the front desk? People assume hotels let’s say 3 star or 5 star hotels keep up with your room. No they don’t, they don’t have time. They have other things to do.  

In addition to checking people in and out, answering their questions, answering phone calls and other duties, management keeps them busy. I used to work in hotel front desk when going to college, it was pretty hectic shit. I worked the 3 PM to 11 PM shift and had to audit that days check-outs, correct any mistakes, post room service bills, etc., They don’t have time to watch your every step. Last thing they want is to be bothered by you.

Next time, make up a name, put the key in an envelope (front desk will even give you an envelope and pen) write the name and give it to them. They will put it in your mail slot (yes every room has one) and give it to the person.

Id you handle it properly, hotel is the safest place as far as I am concerned except those motels where managers family lives in the motel.

Any reputable hotel will ask to see ID proving you are the name on the envelope.  Then what?  So let me guess.  Now that you've moved up from being a hotel desk clerk, what job did your keen intellect qualify you for?  Sanitation Engineer

GaGambler2716 reads

and I wonder how she is going to explain to the front desk why she is leaving four different keys, for four different guys, all named "John Smith"

Dumbfuck missed the entire point of "hiding" a key in the first place, which was to call LESS attention to herself as a hooker, coming down and escorting various gentlemen up the elevator to her room. Fungus the moron wants her to just announce it to the world that she is a hooker doing incalls.

Does anyone wonder why I doubled down on my bet for Fungus repeating as SPOTY?

As for the OP, he was a dick for calling her up and yelling at her, he is not only blind, but stupid as well. Not stupid in the category of Annoying Fungus, but pretty damn stupid if you ask me.

So we could be absolutely clear on what a complete and total moron fungus is.

GaGambler1957 reads

This time he left no doubt.

I was worried a bit about my SPOTY bet when I first saw that his post was uncharacteristically intelligible, but then I read his actual post and my worries subsided. lol

I can just see some hooker leaving five separate key containing envelopes behind the front desk with instructions to the clerk. Envelope number one is for Mr Jones at 1 PM. Envelope number two is for Mr Smith at 3 PM, etc etc. Now THAT would be a riot, and that would also be "Fungy Logic" an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.

wow that was just too funny.  Fungus the doofus strikes again.  I think this just made him take a far leap ahead of Pimples.  

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ValuedCustomer1754 reads

I got a real chuckle out of that one.  I can just imagine Mr. Bean prowling the lobby looking for a card.... in all sorts of places.  

When the hotel employee asked - you should have politely declined his/her offer of assistance, sat down on the nearest couch and called her and asked her where the key was.  You would have had a really great chuckle with her and possibly a great session.  

Instead..... you got zip, zero, nada and a hooker who is now pissed at you and may blacklist you.....

That is just priceless..

marc190202048 reads

Dude, I'm legally blind give me a break....

Back_In_Black1754 reads

her G spot ? answer me that .?  

blindness is not an excuse to pass on pussy , sorry go back and find that key ! don't embarrass us . lol  

Posted By: marc19020
Dude, I'm legally blind give me a break....

Sooo...YouWanna1784 reads

Seriously. She did something perfectly normal and a hell of a lot more discreet than running up and down to get people. It doesn't matter if you are blind, you don't get a pass for being an asshole calling and yelling at her. How hard is it to say "hey doll, I can't find it"? Not hard at all if you're more worried about a good time than being a prick.

I hope she blacklists you, honestly. Other girls deserve to know when their time will be wasted because someone decided they are just too damn special, and this kind of behavior needs to be eliminated in the hobby.  

Tip: this is where most BSC girls come from the guys who can't treat this like it could even possibly be a somewhat normal and pleasant situation. You guys would t believe what gets some wound up, and it gets old, fast. Mix it with a little already crazy, and boom. There ya go.

Maybe you should have told HER this before letting things get so uncomfortable and yelling :-(  Your behavior toward her was NOT acceptable. She was doing her best to make sure the two of you could have a nice time together despite the hotel elevator issues. I am sure you two could have found another way to make this work ... And if not, you should have politely told her it wasn't going to work and hopefully rescheduled for another time and place.

Back_In_Black1601 reads

Blind man lost damn key and my Viagra wearing off , HELP !

Posted By: purescarlett
Maybe you should have told HER this before letting things get so uncomfortable and yelling :-(  Your behavior toward her was NOT acceptable. She was doing her best to make sure the two of you could have a nice time together despite the hotel elevator issues. I am sure you two could have found another way to make this work ... And if not, you should have politely told her it wasn't going to work and hopefully rescheduled for another time and place.

Back_In_Black2017 reads

that may be why he yelled at her ? that shit aint cheap ive heard no first hand knowledge yet lo

ValuedCustomer1901 reads

I am not criticizing you for being blind.  I am criticizing you for screwing up - badly.  

You panicked.  All you had to do was to be civil and explain the situation.  Not hard.

From her point of view - you just cost her money.  That is NOT a good thing and, honestly, you owe her for the session.  You just need to decide whether you are someone who pays their debts or not.  It may be that she won't see you to allow you to settle your debt - but you need to try

Back_In_Black2058 reads

and he would have trashed the lobby . that's funny , and made the evening news .  I get your point but this guy doesn't seem like the type to play getting warmer ..lol oh this shits a trip am I getting closer ? a ha ha ha  

Posted By: ValuedCustomer
I got a real chuckle out of that one.  I can just imagine Mr. Bean prowling the lobby looking for a card.... in all sorts of places.  
   
 When the hotel employee asked - you should have politely declined his/her offer of assistance, sat down on the nearest couch and called her and asked her where the key was.  You would have had a really great chuckle with her and possibly a great session.    
   
 Instead..... you got zip, zero, nada and a hooker who is now pissed at you and may blacklist you.....  
   
 That is just priceless...  
   
 

Top provider. She gave me good directions to find it. Felt kind of "007sly".  Unfortunately that was the last time we met. SIGH.

The place was under renovation and everyone had to park in back, but the nearest door required a key card.  As a result, I didn't have to walk around the hotel and through the lobby.  A bit unusual but I rolled with it and had a good time.
Surprised no one has mentioned that gals should stay away from hotels whose elevators require key cards.  It's a pain in the ass for everyone.

marc190202023 reads

Finally someone gets my point and will defend me. I've seen about a dozen girls before with no problems, everything went fine. I'm not a trouble maker. She caught me off guard, unprepared, frazzled. I'm thinking outcall is the better option from now on. She even admitted earlier in the week that she doesn't usually do incall, so maybe that's why she did this...

So using the "legally blonde...err blind" isn't the real issue here.

Nope...she didn't use the 2 call system and you freaked out.  And instead of using some common sense (and a cell phone)...YOU went ballistic on her.

No reason to panic in this game...and even if you went to the front desk looking for a keycard...big FUCKING deal.  Some of the dudes here act like imbecilic adolescents.

I agree with those who said you should have asked her for more info and explained your problem. My point is that, while getting a key card can work under some circumstances, it's really much better if the girl doesn't book a hotel where key cards are needed for the elevator.

That's unfortunately not always the case. Sometimes you just get stuck with an elevator issue, and you have to do the best you can. That's why dinner and/or drinks dates beforehand are perfect: you can give the gent the key ahead of time.

I can see where you might not think to do that with a place you'd been at before but even so, it's really not so hard to check before booking.  I've seen lots of posts on local boards asking for such info and I assume the PO Board is good for that, too.  Or just call or email the hotel.
In any case, in the years I've been doing this in NYC I've never had to deal with the problem.  The one case where it happened was in a suburban location.

Sooo...YouWanna2302 reads

Because you are completely in the wrong here. What he WAS saying was that even more unusual has happened, and others seemed to manage. Sometimes, you get a hotel with a key card required elevator. Unless we call ahead and ask specifically, or have experience with that particular hotel, we aren't going to know.  

Again, rendering you an ass incapable of seeing just how easy life can be, despite managing not to show the "other girls" just what type of client you are.  

There's no "maybe that's why she did this". She did it because it's common practice, and you are mad because you care more about all of life running according to your fantasy, which it doesn't, instead of having a good time. It's clear in all your posts on this thread

Didn't she tell you the rules of the game?

Wait...if you're legally blind how'd you find the hotel?  How'd you find the phone to yell at her?  How'd you even fucking find her ad to call her?  And don't tell me you did this by email...that's like the woman who went on "The Price is Right" claiming to be injured and getting worker's comp for her shoulder problem...but had NO problem spinning that wheel  LOL

Back_In_Black1576 reads

he aint blind he want handicapped parking and started to believe , hey howd he drive to the hotel , lmao  

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Didn't she tell you the rules of the game?  
   
 Wait...if you're legally blind how'd you find the hotel?  How'd you find the phone to yell at her?  How'd you even fucking find her ad to call her?  And don't tell me you did this by email...that's like the woman who went on "The Price is Right" claiming to be injured and getting worker's comp for her shoulder problem...but had NO problem spinning that wheel  LOL

I'm sure that some insurance company out there is getting fleeced with this dude.

One of my best sessions was with a gal in a key card elevator hotel.  Text her when I get there, she comes down and we go to Starbucks for some latte (well, she wants a latte) and I get a great view of what was about to happen.

Honestly she is the hottest gal I've ever met in this gig...thus far.

And even if I was legally blonde, err blind she's still be the hottest little Latina I've ever been with.

Posted By: Back_In_Black
he aint blind he want handicapped parking and started to believe , hey howd he drive to the hotel , lmao  
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Didn't she tell you the rules of the game?  
     
  Wait...if you're legally blind how'd you find the hotel?  How'd you find the phone to yell at her?  How'd you even fucking find her ad to call her?  And don't tell me you did this by email...that's like the woman who went on "The Price is Right" claiming to be injured and getting worker's comp for her shoulder problem...but had NO problem spinning that wheel  LOL

A 14,000 page paper on "what makes an asshole".

Single spaced as well.

Get cracking on it.  It needs to be published (here) before the Stanley Cup is raised this year as well.  That'll give you a couple of months.

Good luck....I'm pulling for you  LOL

marc190201979 reads

Well, your Hawks won't be lifting it this year. Your coach is too busy grabbing his crotch.

But I guess you may have been the linesman that missed the "delay of game" that caused Coach Q to show the refs where to go fuck themselves.

Get those glasses checked mister...despite your alleged blindness your behavior is abominable.  Yelling at a hooker who wants to play hide and seek.  You should be ashamed of yourself  :D
 

Posted By: marc19020
Well, your Hawks won't be lifting it this year. Your coach is too busy grabbing his crotch.

Go Penguins hehe

Never yell at sum1 who may at some point have ur cock n her mouth buwahaha

He wouldn't have seen any infractions...hence NO penalty.

And he certainly wouldn't have seen a coach showing others how to go fuck themselves  LOL

I doubt the closest marc was to a bench was in a park.

Posted By: OSP
Go Penguins hehe

Never yell at sum1 who may at some point have ur cock n her mouth buwahaha

I've turned around the lives of people far worse than you. What seems to be standing in the way? Why can't you be a happy person?

I'll limit this one to only 10,000 pages...single spaced again.

And I'll extend the timeframe till opening day of college football season.

So it sounds like you're looking to be Capt. Save-A-John?  Guess you've failed with the hookers and now you hope to turn the lives around for misguided johns.  I'm sure you're very good at it...I've seen your work on here  LOL

What would ever make you believe that I'm not a happy person?  Wait...answer that with another 5,000 page single spaced paper (for extra credit) and turn that in with your other assignments.  

Posted By: WickedBrut
I've turned around the lives of people far worse than you. What seems to be standing in the way? Why can't you be a happy person?

You had your chance. You blew it. You'll never have another. Now, I've got to get off the board, shower and shave, and get ready for my Saturday night date. I hope someday somebody teaches you how to not be so jealous of everyone else, and to just live a happy life.  
 

Posted By: ChgoCPA
I'll limit this one to only 10,000 pages...single spaced again.  
   
 And I'll extend the timeframe till opening day of college football season.  
   
 So it sounds like you're looking to be Capt. Save-A-John?  Guess you've failed with the hookers and now you hope to turn the lives around for misguided johns.  I'm sure you're very good at it...I've seen your work on here  LOL  
   
 What would ever make you believe that I'm not a happy person?  Wait...answer that with another 5,000 page single spaced paper (for extra credit) and turn that in with your other assignments.    
   
Posted By: WickedBrut
I've turned around the lives of people far worse than you. What seems to be standing in the way? Why can't you be a happy person?

So that's it...your entire attempt at my salvation.  I'm guessing that means no papers for my team to read and critique.  I'm really quite disappointed.

Considering your date stamp on your post is noon, you need 8+ hours to get ready to meet a hooker?

Oh..I guess you liked the idea of the key card hunt so you asked her to play that game with you.  That should be fun.  As another poster commented watching an old fart shuffling around the hotel lobby is hysterical.

Have fun...and don't forget to put your pants on before you leave the house.  No need to thank me for that advice.  I'd offer that free to anyone that needs 8+ hours to get ready to see a hooker.

Posted By: WickedBrut
 
 You had your chance. You blew it. You'll never have another. Now, I've got to get off the board, shower and shave, and get ready for my Saturday night date. I hope someday somebody teaches you how to not be so jealous of everyone else, and to just live a happy life.  
   
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
I'll limit this one to only 10,000 pages...single spaced again.  
     
  And I'll extend the timeframe till opening day of college football season.  
     
  So it sounds like you're looking to be Capt. Save-A-John?  Guess you've failed with the hookers and now you hope to turn the lives around for misguided johns.  I'm sure you're very good at it...I've seen your work on here  LOL  
     
  What would ever make you believe that I'm not a happy person?  Wait...answer that with another 5,000 page single spaced paper (for extra credit) and turn that in with your other assignments.    
     
Posted By: WickedBrut
I've turned around the lives of people far worse than you. What seems to be standing in the way? Why can't you be a happy person?

GaGambler1834 reads

Haven't  you seen the guys that start prepping days in advance for a "date"?

I have a feeling that WB might not really be prepping for a date tonight, I think he might actually be getting an early start for a date he has next week sometime.

and why is it that guys like you and me, who spend almost the entire day laughing our asses off, are always accused of being unhappy? Turdy does the same exact thing. The piñata call the stick "unhappy" Oh well, I guess when I actually start understanding these guys, that's when I need to start worrying.

I just tend to want to believe that the dudes who talk about getting ready days in advance are just joking.

But I guess that Brut may not be joking...he'll need to get marc in there to help him do some manscaping.  marc is in charge of the magnifying glass.  Not sure who's in charge of lifting up Brut's inner tube to get to his pubes.

Maybe if you let Brut help you he'll write a paper on understanding the mangina mindset here.  But you'll have to ask nicely since I do think he's got a problem with some of the very unhappy dudes like you, me, Nick, Jack, ADJ, Panthera, BiB and the list goes on.  I apologize in advance for leaving some other very unhappy dudes off the list, but you also know who you are.

Now I need to go prep for my date in 2024.  It's right around the corner you know.

Posted By: GaGambler
Haven't  you seen the guys that start prepping days in advance for a "date"?

I have a feeling that WB might not really be prepping for a date tonight, I think he might actually be getting an early start for a date he has next week sometime.

and why is it that guys like you and me, who spend almost the entire day laughing our asses off, are always accused of being unhappy? Turdy does the same exact thing. The piñata call the stick "unhappy" Oh well, I guess when I actually start understanding these guys, that's when I need to start worrying.

GaGambler1734 reads

According to the manginas here who get laid once a decade, it's very important not to masturbate too close to, or too far from your upcoming date. I think that the consensus arrived at by the mangina contingent here is that one week of no sexual gratification of any kind prior to a paid date is the optimal amount of time. I don't know if that applies to non paid dates, but I doubt that any of them have had a non paid date in decades, so I guess that question is moot from their POV.

Label a hooker angry etc when she just tells it like it is. Or tells hookers to leave the business when they have a couple of asshole hobbyists and mention it here.  

The more I think about this I have to admit that I am more like some of the assholes on here than I wanted to admit. Sometimes those who complain the loudest about others behavior might need to let a little dark side out. Or just join in because it can be fun, a great outlet from the societal pressures of being way too PC and not being comfortable about expressing the emotions that many feel are inappropriate

GaGambler1635 reads

I am sure you have noticed that it's rarely that any of the board "assholes" are really ever angry. Quite the contrary, we are usually the ones laughing while the "nice" guys are all butt hurt and upset over the least little slight to their egos.

AAR we welcome you to play on our team. Now go yell at someone for being stupid and we can laugh together when they call you an "angry, bitter, man hating hooker"

My answer to any name calling from now on is yes, thank you, now move the fuck on.

JAWS for Windows.  Yes, blind and low-vision individuals can use the internet.  This is 2014

This should not be a guessing game.  She should have given clear instructions so you could find the card smoothly without drawing attention.  Did she do that?  You don't think so.  Or did you drop the ball & not remember exactly where she said (not having been in this place before).  I've not encountered this myself & I would have been flustered, to have this presented without warning. You are visually impaired & others might have other disabilities that would make it difficult to find.  In fact mine would be one.  So her clever plan blew up in both your faces.  Maybe it wasn't so great a plan.  
I don't think you should have "Yelled" at her (your term).  Nor she you.   I think this can be a learning experience...  drop the hostility.   I don't imagine it can be easy to leave keys inside the lobby...  inconspicuously...  for her either.  But directions should be clear...  unmistakable

Things need to be as predictable as possible.
Too easy to criticize this guy, but if I got this instruction at the last minute I could see getting flustered too, especially if I didn't find it right away.  Now if I knew this was the scenario before I arrived, then I'd be more prepared to deal with it.
Having said all that, while I understand his frustration, yelling at her was a dick move.

Some have suggested that she hid it but you don't say. Regardless, FTS! As much coin as they get paid, they can come up with a better system. I don't see any reason they can't come down and meet you.

On the other side of the coin. Was the key left with staff? You were moronic enough to tell her your real name?

I've never been on a key hunt but I've had many meet me in the lounge/lobby

Back_In_Black1678 reads

for that shit . id rather have a drink first  

Posted By: OSP
Some have suggested that she hid it but you don't say. Regardless, FTS! As much coin as they get paid, they can come up with a better system. I don't see any reason they can't come down and meet you.

On the other side of the coin. Was the key left with staff? You were moronic enough to tell her your real name?  

I've never been on a key hunt but I've had many meet me in the lounge/lobby

She obviously is using this as a safety measure instead of taxiing up her dates from the lobby one after the other.  I've had ladies leave me room keys in the lobby, and its never been much of an issue following simple instructions.  I'm not tooting my own horn, my point is that this practice doesn't seem that uncommon.  The OP doesn't seem too concerned or even aware of the issues that come from hosting in an upscale hotel.  

On another issue, in what city did this occur in?  He has no reviews, so its impossible to ascertain his area of operation.  It's somewhat disturbing that an angry old blind dude with little understanding or concern for safety is out on the streets driving around whilst yelling on his cell phone.  I'd like to know what areas of the road I should avoid.

GaGambler1810 reads

Which is one of the few explanations for rather average, even homely girls getting 10's for appearance. At least with the OP we will know the reason why when it happens.

and the OP did at least make one statement that I can agree with. He plans on sticking to outcall in the future. Personally, I think that is a great idea.

hotplants1694 reads

Instead of calling her afterwards to yell at her, you coulda just called her while you there and asked where the key was.  

WTF??

lasttime1937 reads

highly rated provider I know does this whenever she has incall in a particular hotel which requires a key to all the elevator floors except the lobby and mezzanine. Kind of 007-ish, as someone else on here replied, but she is so great, I put up with it.

And it's usually to protect you from standing in the hallway knocking. Especially when support staff is in the halls cleaning.

You definitely could have texted or called her to get directions to the exact key location.  

It's a sensitive and scary thing I'm sure for any man to go to a hotel and risk being questioned. You getting flustered and leaving is understandable. You calling and yelling, well, you need to work on that, lol. Maybe take a breather, listen to some classical music, (or heavy metal,) then call her. - or call her to ask where exactly the key is.  

Think the best. She was probably doing it to make YOU look more normal and invisible in the environment. It didn't work out. Shit happens.

Generally for normal people when some tells you they left a key in the lobby doesn’t mean they hid it under potted plant in the lobby or under the cushion of a chair in the lobby. It means they left key at the front desk and the expectation is for you to walk to the front desk and ask for the key.

Why didn’t ask her under what name she left the key? She could have left the key in an envelope or she is fucking with you.

Suppose you don’t travel much or stay in hotels much, do you?

What am I missing here?

AnotherDonJohn2409 reads

...is the drama about?  

Posted By: marc19020
Ok, so I was supposed to see a hot girl today, great reviews on here.  
   
 When I called her once I got to the hotel, she said she left a room key in the lobby for me. This was really weird. I have never had a girl do this before. I'd call, they give me the room number and that's that. What is this, some Easter egg hunt game? It was so awkward & embarrassing. I was walking around the lobby looking for this key. I have trouble seeing to begin with, I have a visual impairment. A hotel employee asked me if I needed help. I got so flustered that I just walked out. I called the girl and yelled at her for putting me through that.  
   
 WTF???

I think the OP used "yelled" as a figure of speech & that he didn't actually yell.  Complained, probably more accurate.  
He left after being confronted by hotel staff, so as to not cause a further scene.  I don't think he was wrong & don't think he owes her for the appointment IF he didn't know of this plan in advance.  I really think stashing a card INSIDE the lobby where he would be observed is really a bad plan.  Maybe there are other lobby styles where this would work, but it still seems risky.
It would have been better for her to ride the elevator down, the door opens & he gets in & go up.  

Let's think for a second... say a lady has the client #1 pick up the card & come up.  They have their session & the client leaves.  How does the card get placed for the next client?  Does the leaving client #1 place the card for client #2?   What if #1 doesn't get it just right?  What if this scene draws the attention of Hotel Staff & they investigate & remove the card?   This just seems a complicated plan with lots of potential pit falls.

look alike? Please don't tell me she wrote the room # on the envelope with the key card in it? Who knows who might find it and go visit her room to possibly do her harm.

First of all the blind jokes…not cool. Second of all everyone involved made assumptions.
He assumed that it would be a two call system because he wasn't told otherwise so I'm on OP's team.

She assumed this client was confident enough to play hide and seek with a 3x2 piece of plastic, she also assumed he wasn't skittish or the nervous type. She assumed it would be ok to spring this on him when he was already on location. He could have had a number of dispositions. What if he was an older man who moved at an old ass pace, how does that look? An 80year old shuffling from one couch cushion to the next. Despite what someone said hotel employees have a shit ton of time on their hand and part of the job description for some of them is to keep an eye out for people suspicious AND those who need help.

Hell haven't we all stayed at hotels where the guy holding the door open wants to chat, the bellhop wants to make friendly and get on name basis so you feel that much more inclined to tip well, gone to the front desk to ask for something and the guys like "room 817 right?" and you think fuck he remembers my damn room number?  

Providing shouldn't just refer to pussy. It's my job to provide you with any pertinent information regarding location and that includes key access elevators and a plan to get around that. It's my job to make sure you're comfortable with said plan or come up with something different…ummm like getting off my ass and meeting you a block away at a store or coffee shop or anywhere, handing you a key and telling you I'll see you in ten. Even in a two call system I give directions to the elevator because nothing looks dumber than making wrong turns and having to backtrack in front of front desk. Enough people doing this before heading to your room puts YOU on radar and at higher risk.

Give the guy a fucking break. That said…marc…no yelling. EVER. It's scary and if you knew her room number you probably gave her a serious scare of being narced on by an angry disgruntled asshole. So you guys are more than even.  

Sometimes it's just bad luck but if the name suites is in the title that's an elevator key place for shizzle.
Once you've handed over your often non refundable chips they THEN tell you the elevators need a key. Go ahead…say "aw hell no". Cause that's inconspicuous as well.

Google is everyones friend. Most hotels have fact sheets, I like to know if where I'll be has 80 rooms or 500. Google the name and elevator key and it'll usually pop up under someone's reviews. Effort goes a long way in comfort and safety.

Edit: How many of you ladies would be jazzed to get to an outcall and have the guy notify you that the key is hidden in the fuckin lobby???? That shit cray, and I would be like I wish you and your key all the best.

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her dog was blind too.  

whats Helen kellers favorite color ?

Posted By: sophiaLA
First of all the blind jokes…not cool. Second of all everyone involved made assumptions.  
 He assumed that it would be a two call system because he wasn't told otherwise so I'm on OP's team.  
   
 She assumed this client was confident enough to play hide and seek with a 3x2 piece of plastic, she also assumed he wasn't skittish or the nervous type. She assumed it would be ok to spring this on him when he was already on location. He could have had a number of dispositions. What if he was an older man who moved at an old ass pace, how does that look? An 80year old shuffling from one couch cushion to the next. Despite what someone said hotel employees have a shit ton of time on their hand and part of the job description for some of them is to keep an eye out for people suspicious AND those who need help.  
   
 Hell haven't we all stayed at hotels where the guy holding the door open wants to chat, the bellhop wants to make friendly and get on name basis so you feel that much more inclined to tip well, gone to the front desk to ask for something and the guys like "room 817 right?" and you think fuck he remembers my damn room number?  
   
 Providing shouldn't just refer to pussy. It's my job to provide you with any pertinent information regarding location and that includes key access elevators and a plan to get around that. It's my job to make sure you're comfortable with said plan or come up with something different…ummm like getting off my ass and meeting you a block away at a store or coffee shop or anywhere, handing you a key and telling you I'll see you in ten. Even in a two call system I give directions to the elevator because nothing looks dumber than making wrong turns and having to backtrack in front of front desk. Enough people doing this before heading to your room puts YOU on radar and at higher risk.  
   
 Give the guy a fucking break. That said…marc…no yelling. EVER. It's scary and if you knew her room number you probably gave her a serious scare of being narced on by an angry disgruntled asshole. So you guys are more than even.  
   
 Sometimes it's just bad luck but if the name suites is in the title that's an elevator key place for shizzle.  
 Once you've handed over your often non refundable chips they THEN tell you the elevators need a key. Go ahead…say "aw hell no". Cause that's inconspicuous as well.  
   
 Google is everyones friend. Most hotels have fact sheets, I like to know if where I'll be has 80 rooms or 500. Google the name and elevator key and it'll usually pop up under someone's reviews. Effort goes a long way in comfort and safety.  
   
 Edit: How many of you ladies would be jazzed to get to an outcall and have the guy notify you that the key is hidden in the fuckin lobby???? That shit cray, and I would be like I wish you and your key all the best.

-- Modified on 4/19/2014 9:10:04 AM

Back_In_Black1661 reads

VELCRO  

whats wrong with a good joke ? I mean us guys do go along with provider years and often that's the biggest joke around ...........

Posted By: Back_In_Black
her dog was blind too.  
   
 whats Helen kellers favorite color ?  
   
Posted By: sophiaLA
First of all the blind jokes…not cool. Second of all everyone involved made assumptions.  
  He assumed that it would be a two call system because he wasn't told otherwise so I'm on OP's team.  
     
  She assumed this client was confident enough to play hide and seek with a 3x2 piece of plastic, she also assumed he wasn't skittish or the nervous type. She assumed it would be ok to spring this on him when he was already on location. He could have had a number of dispositions. What if he was an older man who moved at an old ass pace, how does that look? An 80year old shuffling from one couch cushion to the next. Despite what someone said hotel employees have a shit ton of time on their hand and part of the job description for some of them is to keep an eye out for people suspicious AND those who need help.  
     
  Hell haven't we all stayed at hotels where the guy holding the door open wants to chat, the bellhop wants to make friendly and get on name basis so you feel that much more inclined to tip well, gone to the front desk to ask for something and the guys like "room 817 right?" and you think fuck he remembers my damn room number?    
     
  Providing shouldn't just refer to pussy. It's my job to provide you with any pertinent information regarding location and that includes key access elevators and a plan to get around that. It's my job to make sure you're comfortable with said plan or come up with something different…ummm like getting off my ass and meeting you a block away at a store or coffee shop or anywhere, handing you a key and telling you I'll see you in ten. Even in a two call system I give directions to the elevator because nothing looks dumber than making wrong turns and having to backtrack in front of front desk. Enough people doing this before heading to your room puts YOU on radar and at higher risk.  
     
  Give the guy a fucking break. That said…marc…no yelling. EVER. It's scary and if you knew her room number you probably gave her a serious scare of being narced on by an angry disgruntled asshole. So you guys are more than even.    
     
  Sometimes it's just bad luck but if the name suites is in the title that's an elevator key place for shizzle.  
  Once you've handed over your often non refundable chips they THEN tell you the elevators need a key. Go ahead…say "aw hell no". Cause that's inconspicuous as well.  
     
  Google is everyones friend. Most hotels have fact sheets, I like to know if where I'll be has 80 rooms or 500. Google the name and elevator key and it'll usually pop up under someone's reviews. Effort goes a long way in comfort and safety.  
     
  Edit: How many of you ladies would be jazzed to get to an outcall and have the guy notify you that the key is hidden in the fuckin lobby???? That shit cray, and I would be like I wish you and your key all the best.  
   
 -- Modified on 4/19/2014 9:10:04 AM

I'm low volume

Too bad that the OP didn't claim he's deaf....there's a joke in there somewhere   :D

and at the risk of being exposed as a witless nincompoop, I give up.

Please explain the joke to me.  (If indeed it is a joke and not some psychological experiment like no soap, radio.

Back_In_Black1745 reads

the second post is the answer to the first joke and the comment about provider years was just that things are sometimes funny and maybe we should just go along with it if no harm is really meant . well except for the provider years which could be scary lol...

mr fisher I hope your holidays were festive and all  the best to you pal ..  

Posted By: mrfisher
and at the risk of being exposed as a witless nincompoop, I give up.

Please explain the joke to me.  (If indeed it is a joke and not some psychological experiment like no soap, radio.

So Velcro is tactile, but what does that have to do with her leg being wet?

Am I the only one in the whole universe who doesn't get it yet?

Back_In_Black1816 reads

no mr fisher  
Velcro is her favorite color .. her leg is wet cause her dog is blind too ... go back and put them in order ....answer to second joke and second post .. and stay away from those lobby keys lol.... have a good day tomorrow ..  
 

Posted By: mrfisher
So Velcro is tactile, but what does that have to do with her leg being wet?

Am I the only one in the whole universe who doesn't get it yet?

but you'd think the dog could tell by scent that her leg wasn't a tree, unless the dog lost his nose, which is another joke altogether.

But Velcro a color?  Just doesn't seem to make much sense.

Here's a better one that is at least related to a present holiday:

How does a blind and deaf Jew follow the Pesach seder?   Matzos!

And now on that note, I'm about to whip up a mess of fried matzos.

Happy Easter and Pesach to all.



For real?
She sees with her fingers, velcro is tactile, "I see, said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw"

Back_In_Black1840 reads

a hooker , she can wash her crack and reuse it ? ...............laugh at that one ..............or  

did you hear about the blind hooker ? only thing is you have to hand it to her ! ...  
 

Posted By: sophiaLA
First of all the blind jokes…not cool. Second of all everyone involved made assumptions.  
 He assumed that it would be a two call system because he wasn't told otherwise so I'm on OP's team.  
   
 She assumed this client was confident enough to play hide and seek with a 3x2 piece of plastic, she also assumed he wasn't skittish or the nervous type. She assumed it would be ok to spring this on him when he was already on location. He could have had a number of dispositions. What if he was an older man who moved at an old ass pace, how does that look? An 80year old shuffling from one couch cushion to the next. Despite what someone said hotel employees have a shit ton of time on their hand and part of the job description for some of them is to keep an eye out for people suspicious AND those who need help.  
   
 Hell haven't we all stayed at hotels where the guy holding the door open wants to chat, the bellhop wants to make friendly and get on name basis so you feel that much more inclined to tip well, gone to the front desk to ask for something and the guys like "room 817 right?" and you think fuck he remembers my damn room number?  
   
 Providing shouldn't just refer to pussy. It's my job to provide you with any pertinent information regarding location and that includes key access elevators and a plan to get around that. It's my job to make sure you're comfortable with said plan or come up with something different…ummm like getting off my ass and meeting you a block away at a store or coffee shop or anywhere, handing you a key and telling you I'll see you in ten. Even in a two call system I give directions to the elevator because nothing looks dumber than making wrong turns and having to backtrack in front of front desk. Enough people doing this before heading to your room puts YOU on radar and at higher risk.  
   
 Give the guy a fucking break. That said…marc…no yelling. EVER. It's scary and if you knew her room number you probably gave her a serious scare of being narced on by an angry disgruntled asshole. So you guys are more than even.  
   
 Sometimes it's just bad luck but if the name suites is in the title that's an elevator key place for shizzle.  
 Once you've handed over your often non refundable chips they THEN tell you the elevators need a key. Go ahead…say "aw hell no". Cause that's inconspicuous as well.  
   
 Google is everyones friend. Most hotels have fact sheets, I like to know if where I'll be has 80 rooms or 500. Google the name and elevator key and it'll usually pop up under someone's reviews. Effort goes a long way in comfort and safety.  
   
 Edit: How many of you ladies would be jazzed to get to an outcall and have the guy notify you that the key is hidden in the fuckin lobby???? That shit cray, and I would be like I wish you and your key all the best.

-- Modified on 4/19/2014 9:10:04 AM

It sounds like OP was caught off guard and got flustered or even panicked.  It happens.  He yelled at her and now maybe she's angry at him.  She didn't warn him; he might have overreacted.  I'd call it even. I mean I think they should call it even.  

I've never done the hidden key thing and I don't like the sound of it. Too many unknowns.  Imagine TWO indies in the same hotel and TWO hidden keys in almost the same place: I think I have a movie script in there someplace.

I don't like the "key in envelope at the front desk" suggestion because you never know what might happen: ask for ID, wonder about all that traffic to that room (although OP said this was a specially arranged incall and not someone running a train station). If some smart ass college kid thinks he knows what's going on, he can really rattle your nerves with annoying Qs or hoops to jump through.  

But here's another method to get to secure elevators.  She was waiting in the lobby and I called from outside so we were coordinated.  She knew who to look for (grey jacket, baby orangutan on a leash - not) and I knew who to look for from her pics and phone final specs (green dress; pink feathered boa trailing behind - not).  I kept my phone to my face pretending to talk to someone and paced myself. She paced her self and intersected my path to the elevator, pretending to be oblivious to each other, and we both entered the elevator (with some other people, too, as it happens).  Up, up and away

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