None. She hasn't seen it in six months or wanted to use it in twenty years.
That's why I hobby....and the wife says to me when I emerged nicely trimmed and feeling good... "Why do you bother? I mean we've been together for all these years, I'm not going anywhere if you don't trim."
I looked at her and said, "I do it for my own sense of how it should be,as well as for you, and as an example of what you should be doing for yourself and for me."
"Whatever" she replied, rolled over and went to sleep.
That's ONE reason why I hobby.
when I hear the word "manscape" it sounds too much like "escaping from manhood"
are you finding that you're turning into a women?
are you mysteriously being attracted to men? 
as a means to maximize your mileage in situations where "YMMV".
Probably not popular with some to say it, but I think when wives cease to 'scape it is the beginnings of disinterest and disrespect with their men. Not fact, just opinion.
Do you EVER STFU?
Another fucking loser behind an alias. I triple dare you to PM me with your real handle. Are you man enough?
you dont want the ladies riding a 5 o clock shadow.. leave a patch of hair in center above shaft, the providers that wax will thank you.
Your shortest post ever! (I always read your long ones, too). lol
Or, "The hookers like it!"
Or, "I know you're not going anywhere. Doesn't mean I'm not."
Or, "If you trimmed your shit, I might stick around too!
Honestly, even banging providers, its cheaper to keep her, plus we have kids that I don't want to leave. Honestly, except for infrequent sex and disinterest, she's not a bad person
Ever since before I met her, she used to like that I liked to do that "for her" back when we were dating
I left my ex and divorced her, it's been a wonderful life ever since
None. She hasn't seen it in six months or wanted to use it in twenty years.
That's why I hobby.
Tell her you got lice from driving a coworker's car.
Tell her it's genetic.
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