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Ridgetucky3288 reads

So I was lurking (i.e, emailing) around to some visiting Providers trying to get a quick fix for $300.  

Sorta like a junkie trying to get a fix.  Damn, it was bad.  No doubt about it I am a sex addict!!!!

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Me (junkie):  I know you are booked but if any cancels happen please give me a call or email - ASAP

Provider (dealer):  Sorry hun, I am all booked but if you promise me a 2 hour appointment I will cancel my 1pm for you.

Me (junkie):  Um, I don't really have time for a 2 hour appt.  But if the cancel happens please let me know.

Provider (dealer):  Maybe next time.

Ok, so I am left with two choices:  

1.  Bang my wife with the yeast infection (hint to Providers - yeast infections can sometime be detected with an infection of the uvula (that thing at the back of your throat).  Last time I did this I probably had enough yeast on my dick to make a baker's dozen of Krispy Kreme donuts:(  

2.  Watch some gonzo porn.  The tame stuff doesn't do it for me anymore.

RT

P.S.  Answer the aforementioned question how many Providers engage in the airline practice of bumping?

P.S. 2 - You ever notice most Providers have tight vaginas.  That's weird because these women have sex for a living so you think it would be HUGE.  In contrast my wife has a huge vagina - go figure, huh.

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Back_In_Black1298 reads

so is she and she found the guy with the biggest , you know and that's why its bigger that the providers . spend more time with her and watch it shrink .  

Posted By: Ridgetucky
So I was lurking (i.e, emailing) around to some visiting Providers trying to get a quick fix for $300.    
   
 Sorta like a junkie trying to get a fix.  Damn, it was bad.  No doubt about it I am a sex addict!!!!  
   
 -------------------------------  
   
 Me (junkie):  I know you are booked but if any cancels happen please give me a call or email - ASAP  
   
 Provider (dealer):  Sorry hun, I am all booked but if you promise me a 2 hour appointment I will cancel my 1pm for you.  
   
 Me (junkie):  Um, I don't really have time for a 2 hour appt.  But if the cancel happens please let me know.  
   
 Provider (dealer):  Maybe next time.  
   
 Ok, so I am left with two choices:  
   
 1.  Bang my wife with the yeast infection (hint to Providers - yeast infections can sometime be detected with an infection of the uvula (that thing at the back of your throat).  Last time I did this I probably had enough yeast on my dick to make a baker's dozen of Krispy Kreme donuts:(    
   
 2.  Watch some gonzo porn.  The tame stuff doesn't do it for me anymore.  
   
 RT  
   
 P.S.  Answer the aforementioned question how many Providers engage in the airline practice of bumping?  
   
 P.S. 2 - You ever notice most Providers have tight vaginas.  That's weird because these women have sex for a living so you think it would be HUGE.  In contrast my wife has a huge vagina - go figure, huh.

-- Modified on 4/16/2014 5:23:48 PM

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Ridgetucky1301 reads

personalize risk.  Never think "that won't happen to me because I (fill in self-delusional quote here).

Absolutely it's possible my wife could be banging another guy.  But not probable.  But hey who knows.

Shit at this point nothing shocks me anymore.  A Black President, Marriage Equality, $4 gas, A female CEO of GM, sending something called an email to a guy in China (for free nonetheless).  

As far as the vagina thing.  I have a theory:)

I think more sex might shrink it and less sex may open it.  Naw that's bullshit!!!

I just think PROvider do them keigel/kiegel/kagel/bagle exercises.

RT

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Blowing Chunks1323 reads

There's a provider I met recently who had one of the tightest ones ever. I thought I was doing greek but it wasn't greek.  My dick was sore after doing her, she was really tight. It was great actually.

 

 
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Dr Who revived1127 reads

And not an Aldo pic in the bunch...nicely played.

Just to clarify...do you take references from others here?  I think that RodT wants to buy that overnight package of yours.

But he really wants to know if you guys get to blow real chunks...or are you just going to fake it?

 

Posted By: Drunken Asian
There's a provider I met recently who had one of the tightest ones ever. I thought I was doing greek but it wasn't greek.  My dick was sore after doing her, she was really tight. It was great actually.  
   
   
   
   
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Blowing Chunks1051 reads

He seems pissed and refused to talk to me.  hahaha

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Dr Who revived884 reads

He may even want an advance deposit.

But consider that once AA get's those pics up...RodT and afungus will be knocking your door down for sessions....it'll all be worth it.

And I'll even wager that you'll get an inquiry from pimples....won't that be spectacular?

Posted By: Drunken Asian
He seems pissed and refused to talk to me.  hahaha

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2labman1836 reads

That does hot yoga and could teach kegels at a master's level.  She has an incredibly toned body and a very tight vag.  You almost squeak in.  It's wonderful, like high school.  Her Greek is even tighter and she has incredible control of both sets of muscles.  That's professionalism, and she just celebrated her third year in the business.

I can't wait to meet a provider that can milk a cock without moving.  You fully insert and she can ripple her vaginal muscles to milk you.  I guess it's a Tantra thing.  Any East coast providers do that?

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Blowing Chunks1335 reads

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Back_In_Black989 reads

get a treat . the yeast made his dick grow twice the size and still rising he says . its a miracle at easter time .. lol  

Posted By: Ridgetucky
the damn yeast is making it grow look how big I am im huge and its still going whod a thought thanks rt wait till the ladies see me know

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Back_In_Black1248 reads

ah ha  ha  ha  ha  ha  oh no honey , are they doing what I think they are doing , well gee whiz maybe but when she done its going to be big that's for sure . oh my these crazy kids toda

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wrps071315 reads

It is a muscle and it is due to all the sex they are having. See one at the end of the day and you will see what I am talking about. See the same lady in the morning and you will find it is not that tight.

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Blowing Chunks1245 reads

Seems to me,  you haven't been around long enough.

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avairenemurphy1278 reads

Hey screw you!!

;-)

Of course we all have tight vaginas!!!

Or we're just really, really good at holding our kegal exercises for extended periods of time!

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Blowing Chunks1165 reads

Now that's pretty direct, lady.  I'm more used to the wine & dine first before we get to the screwing stage...  You're rushing it too much. :D  

 
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MasterZen1061 reads

about the 1 inch penis. It's not the vaginas. He says he's not sensitive about it, but....

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HooktardGold1272 reads

I mean even if a provider is only with one man, if he has a big thing her shit is going to form to it eventually. That's why I never messed with y'all bigguns. I had more sex in high school than I ever did as a provider... like 3 times more.

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89Springer1114 reads

Interesting that the one provider offered to cancel her 1pm if you would book two hours. I wonder how often guys get cancelled for "something better"?

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Posted By: 89Springer
Interesting that the one provider offered to cancel her 1pm if you would book two hours. I wonder how often guys get cancelled for "something better"?
 
My girl cancelled out on some of her long time Regs for me. I was with her for 5 hours on her Birthday a few days ago

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SuperBustyBlonde1192 reads

Our vaginas are the Tool of Our Trade (along with our oral skills)   We USE our vaginas and that use makes them tight, keeps the muscles in use, tone and tight.  Also most of us do our Kegels because we care and want our vagina nice and tight for you.

Your wife on the other hand, has probably had children, didn't do her Kegels, is OVER sex and just does not care

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