a stream on the face, I just hope the gal isn't a babbling Brooke.
As my screen name implies, I enjoy giving the ladies a good tongue lashing. Generally speaking, I think things have gone very well for me and for the lady. On occasion, I have been invited to extend the tongue lashing to the nether regions of the lady. Some of those sessions have been memorable, and brought the lady to levels of carnal excitation that have brought a smile (and a grin) to my face. Some have even reciprocated and I have to say I enjoyed every minute. A week ago I was busy stimulating a very good looking, highly sexed provider. My tongue was deep inside her lovely starfish, when she all of a sudden cut the cheese with both force and olfactorially. It was so surprised I just backup up a good couple of feet and felt sure my mouth was hanging open with surprise. She was embarrassed beyond belief, her face turning the color of a tomato! I tried to make her feel better...hey sometimes these things just happen, but it put a damper on what up to that time was a really good time. She offered to give me another session for free...havent taken her up on it yet, but I might. Has this happened to you? What did you do after the fact? Did it wreck the mood or did you both just laugh and get back to business?
And in most cases, I don't repeat.. Very few instances I do. So my DATY are very few and far between
farted into his face or mouth LMAO
That's how I read it, since he said starfish.
I think most men understand thy women aren't all that different in terms of our bodily functions. It would not be a turn on but I wouldn't make a big deal out of it, I guess as long as I didn't get any poop in my mouth LMA
But my answer is same.. In fact, never really performed DATO.
Drunken Asian,
Yes you have it exactly right. Was doing DATO when she ripped a beauty right in my face!!!
Is the starfish above the bunhole or below the vjay? Assuming she is laying on her back
Thanks for that breath of fresh air.
(Then prepare to run fast.)
8o)
By the way, since you profess to love to do so much DATY, etc., do you ever get a crick in the neck and if so, what do you do about it?
I've been suffering from this for years and I hate how it cramps my style.
a stream on the face, I just hope the gal isn't a babbling Brooke.
Yes I do get a crick now and then, although thankfully it hasn't happened that often so far. But if it does, or my neck just doesn't seem to be in shape for an extended DATY session, I have found that if I take a pillow and put it under her ass, it raises her pussy enough to really help with the neck pain. I have even put two pillows under a woman's ass and it can really help. Try that and see if it improves the angle enough to relieve the neck pain.
is a plague for men! Had one woman tell me after a very extended DATY session that she was enjoying it so much she was trying to hold back... and I was suffering!
Anyway, a pillow under the ass helps raise her up and ease neck strain. A tongue and neck pause can work if you don't stop with your hands. Have her kneel over you. Have her pull (or you push) her knees waayyy up and munch downwards...
So many options, so many opportunities!
at the side of the bed. She is on her back at the edge of the bed with her legs pulled up (knees by her head) or with her legs over my shoulders and calves down & against my back. This gets her at a level I can easily reach with out having to arch my neck back.
I have done it on the bed kneeling. I pull her to me and have her bottom and lower back on my knees and upper thighs. I place my hands behind her knees & hold her legs back toward her head. This does have my back bent forward some but my neck isn't arched back. Both of these positions are much more comfortable for the neck than any other I've tried.
I can't daty while on my stomach, head between her legs with her on her back. My neck won't take it.
In the meantime, I have her scoot down to the end of the bed so I can kneel on the floor. She can drape her legs over my shoulders or put her feet on the edge of the bed.
Last night was with a regular. She'd O'd several times from daty and K9 and was on her knees finishing me off. Orally isn't my usual fav way to finish but she was in charge. She's never squirted. Ever. I was balls deep in her throat and when I started to explode I felt something splashing on my feet. Paid it no mind thought some had escaped as I hadn't popped in 4-5 days. We were showering and she exclaimed "OMG I've never squirted like that!" Told her I thought it my spunk and she giggled "oh no I got ALL of that! Every drop!"
What a champ. First joint squirt climax for me.
Jesus. You were eating out her ass dude. Not participating in some weird rendition of a romance novel.
I mean seriously. Squeeze for God's sake. Gross and why I don't lick ass.
sometimes you just can't hold it back, but, you think you can, you think you can, you thiFRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT! That's life. I've witnessed it. My dad told me a story about his before me days: while he was driving down the road he puked on the windshield, then turned on his windshield wipers so he could see where he was going. That is some funny shit right there. True story!
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Gas is not a huge load of liquid trying to escape. You can squeeze your ass cheeks and stop a fart, but vomit is a bit harder to stop.
I puked on a guy once, but I have never in my life farted unless I wanted it to come out.
where the lady was DATO for quite an extended period, and yeah, in the middle of the ecstasy my mind did wander to "what if"... Fortunately, my fear never came true, and I enjoyed a treat the likes of which I'd never experienced before.