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Re: I'm all for it and even put a similar idea on the suggestions board
LucasHood 1658 reads
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Of course you did.  

Posted By: RodTidweLL

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Am I the only provider that wish we could review hobbyists? I've read a lot of reviews where men badgered women about their appearance and performance as if they looked like Leonardo Dicaprio and performed like Ron Jeremy. No I'm not saying we should get a site to badger men , but I think it'd be cool to share the same experiences the hobbyist get to share with other providers. It'd also make verification easier if a guy had reviews. How do you guys feel?

What if restaurants could review their customers?
What if retail stores could review their customers?
What if doctors could review their patients?

When you start paying us, go ahead and review. In the meantime, isn't that kind of what references and verification is about

GaGambler2183 reads

and lets just suppose someone does start a review site for hookers to review johns, we all know the main reason to start a site is to make money. Does anyone really think that a bunch of hookers are going to spend their hard earned money to read reviews about a bunch of old fat guys.

Hookers care about being safe, and getting paid. Anything else is pure gravy for them. I think idiots like Turdy think that he is so special that the women will be lining up to see him for free because of his "awesomeness"

I've got a great idea, lets start a review site for Doctors to review their patients. I am sure there is a huge market for that service as well. and just who the fuck ever said "There are no dumb questions"

Must be a trend with guys who are new,  they always want to change things that aren't broken, before even learning the ropes.  lol

I'm sure Moses is going to claim he thought of the patient review idea for doctors too. He might have even posted that on the suggestions board!

different ball game when someone really believes they could change the board culture..  

One has to conclude that enough evidence exists that such a person is a fucktard..

Here is yours...I found it on your website.

That Aldo can work wonders  ;)

O.K. I'll go along with your idea. Although you already have a way of reviewing clients that you think were o.k. or exceptional. i.e. "White List " .
I'm not too sure that many clients would agree with me or go along however.

Most amazing dream dates any lady here or anywhere could wish for... !!! You are a total gentleman :))

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"General Details:

Standard 8 call system with the 'are you ready yet' 'can I come up early' 'are you ready yet' 'did you forget about me'.  Gave him the room number and let him in. Short, kind of dumpy guy sweating heavily.  He puts the envelope down and starts pawing me right out of the gate. VIPs read on, but all in all, not a bad guy.

Juicy Details:

Had him wash his stinky self and use some mouthwash.  Laid on the bed waiting for him to come out.  Nice enough guy, tried DFK, seemed like he wanted to lick my tonsils, but nothing gross. He started kissing my neck and kind of huffing in my ears while grabbing my breasts. Gave him the 'oh yeah, baby, just like that,' which seemed to make him happy.

I reached down and started getting him hard, while his panting got heavier.  Made my way down for the BBBJ, which went OK until he grabbed my ears and hair, but I pried his fingers off.  He gave me the 'hey baby, come on over here and let me return the favor'  I laid back and he started licking me everywhere but where it matters.  Let him get tired, then put the cover on and did my favorite CG until he kind of quivered a little and made this funny kind of noise.  I tried to match the noise, and he seemed to buy it, because he asked me if it was a good O for me.  Made some small talk while he cleaned up and got dressed.

Overall standard score of a 6 / 6.  Didn't short me and was out a little early.  Would repeat."

Chauncey Gardner2164 reads

While we were getting it on he tried to put a chubby finger in my butt. I reminded him that was not on the menu.  He said he thought i might be willing to do it for another $50. I told him i just didn't like it but that he was welcome to try any of the 1,278 other girls who specifically advertised that.  

On his way out the door he asked me if I remembered how many Os i had and whether we could now meet OTC since we'd had such a special date. I told him I'd lost count and that i would love to but alas i was in a committed relationship with my vibrator.

tiresias1773 reads

having just come (no pun intended) from a date tonight, this post just made my day.  I would love to be able to hear what was going on in her mind during the date.  Would probably not be far off from this but I do try my best.

Perfect 10 chunk blower if you feed me too much licker ;)  
I think women would judge men very very differently though,  as suggested by the fact that vast majority of women don't hire gigolos ..

LucasHood2055 reads

Posted By: MeganTheVIP
Am I the only provider that wish we could review hobbyists? I've read a lot of reviews where men badgered women about their appearance and performance as if they looked like Leonardo Dicaprio and performed like Ron Jeremy. No I'm not saying we should get a site to badger men , but I think it'd be cool to share the same experiences the hobbyist get to share with other providers. It'd also make verification easier if a guy had reviews. How do you guys feel?

Back_In_Black2219 reads

I aint rod ... lol when you pay me then you can .. and it has nothing to do with my looks cause I am good looking its that your idea is just ridiculous .. and my money verifies me just fine ...  

Posted By: MeganTheVIP
Am I the only provider that wish we could review hobbyists? I've read a lot of reviews where men badgered women about their appearance and performance as if they looked like Leonardo Dicaprio and performed like Ron Jeremy. No I'm not saying we should get a site to badger men , but I think it'd be cool to share the same experiences the hobbyist get to share with other providers. It'd also make verification easier if a guy had reviews. How do you guys feel?

But providers need to ask themselves,  how would the guy be identified?  His real name?  Email?  TER handle?  Phone number?  

I'm pretty sure that I will constantly change my name email hobby phone because last thing we need is more of our info on the Internet for our coworkers colleagues civvy friends so/gf to find out.  

And providers wonder why we don't like giving out too much personal details... lol

You can go to www.RATEYOURJOHN.com. For your information so far all of us combined average 5/5 which is not to bad if you consider places like Knoxville,Minneapolis,Fargo Hoboken, etc. Take those "Fat F...ks" out of the mix and it goes up to a staggering 7/7.

Except for "Rod T" of course he is a perfect "10" LOL.

TalkToTrees1764 reads

they're called blacklist websites.

The Forest Waits

Posted By: Drunken Asian
But providers need to ask themselves,  how would the guy be identified?  His real name?  Email?  TER handle?  Phone number?    
   
 I'm pretty sure that I will constantly change my name email hobby phone because last thing we need is more of our info on the Internet for our coworkers colleagues civvy friends so/gf to find out.    
   
 And providers wonder why we don't like giving out too much personal details... lol

And there you go again with that weird tag line.  

The Dumbass TalkToTrees Talks  :D

89Springer1958 reads

Are you saying that TalkToTrees is really Clint Eastwood? We have Clint Eastwood on this forum? Cool.  

 
(Kidding)

How many gents do you think will come and see you if their real exploits and sexual prowess are published for the entire community to see?

Back_In_Black1827 reads

threads and don't respond to ANYONE .... AD.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL...LOL

Posted By: MeganTheVIP
Am I the only provider that wish we could review hobbyists? I've read a lot of reviews where men badgered women about their appearance and performance as if they looked like Leonardo Dicaprio and performed like Ron Jeremy. No I'm not saying we should get a site to badger men , but I think it'd be cool to share the same experiences the hobbyist get to share with other providers. It'd also make verification easier if a guy had reviews. How do you guys feel?

1)  I better be a fucking 10/10 or don't write that review
2)  You better comment on how many huge O's YOU gave me...I'll pretend that I just shoot blanks and you can still count those
3)  I love long dates...I need no less than a 50% non-refundable deposit however.
4)  I don't see women over 45...Tobi taught me that shtick.
5)  You better fucking like all my board posts...and tell me how wonderful I am
6)  You better not see dudes like Rod...let alone include those in your reviews if my name is also there.  If in doubt of who you can see and review...better run it by me!

Don't ever forget that I will have ALL of your personal information.  If you don't comply with the above lists I'll out you  :D

And don't ever ask about BBFS....I don't do that  LOL  Oh...and take a shower and use mouthwash.  No stinkie coochie or I'll blacklist you so fast you won't know what hit you.

OH...and don't even think of shorting me...I know GaG.  And we will start our own blacklist site!!!!

Posted By: MeganTheVIP
Am I the only provider that wish we could review hobbyists? I've read a lot of reviews where men badgered women about their appearance and performance as if they looked like Leonardo Dicaprio and performed like Ron Jeremy. No I'm not saying we should get a site to badger men , but I think it'd be cool to share the same experiences the hobbyist get to share with other providers. It'd also make verification easier if a guy had reviews. How do you guys feel?

Like posting on this board and watching Adventure Time...instead of doing homework. :D

Seriously, though, I've said this before and I'll say it again: the whole "review a client" thing is redundant and unnecessary. Blacklist the bad guys, give good references for the good guys. World keeps a'spinnin'.

Will you do CG with him if he ever gets vacation time to see you?

Looks like he's giving up on Taylor and has set his sights on you for the moment.  LOL

Lucky you  :D  

Posted By: Tobi Telford
Like posting on this board and watching Adventure Time...instead of doing homework. :D  
   
 Seriously, though, I've said this before and I'll say it again: the whole "review a client" thing is redundant and unnecessary. Blacklist the bad guys, give good references for the good guys. World keeps a'spinnin'.

And "Taylor" never even bothered to reply back at all. Of course he took your no review policy when it came to "Taylor" and I would be a little ticked if everyone but me got a "10" from the guy!

She was too busy blowing chunks at the thought of having a pitifully pathetic dude around and have to pretend to find him interesting.

Or so I hear  LOL

Posted By: hammerhead896
And "Taylor" never even bothered to reply back at all. Of course he took your no review policy when it came to "Taylor" and I would be a little ticked if everyone but me got a "10" from the guy!

0603450onThe1593 reads

Do explain HH. I'd be happy to dedicate a song for you too this evening. Hmmmm ;)

Hey I just mentioned last night that I thought you,Rod and BiB would have a great time getting together for a little "MMF" experience and Rod had to be a priss and shoot the idea down. Well to be honest BiB was not to excited to be with Rod either but you should note that they seemed to both like the idea of spending quality time with you as long as you promise to sing each of them a little song.

You should also note that Rod mentioned if he saw you that he would not be inclined to write a review which makes him sound very selfish to me. Now your all caught up beautiful :=)

Taylor is crazy but not stupid.  Tardy is, however, blatantly stupid.  Tardlor knows this.  She can't crap on him because he's virtually her only supporter here.  But see him? NFW. Actually, I bet there isn't a woman who posts on this board who'd see the guy.  Someone this stupid is dangerous to be around.

But not unexpected  LOL

You do get around...don't you?  ;)

Posted By: MasterZen
just to get them to STFU. Please?

...since they hijacked my reply to the OP with their little slap fight.

Back_In_Black1931 reads

Posted By: Tobi Telford
Like posting on this board and watching Adventure Time...instead of doing homework. :D  
   
 Seriously, though, I've said this before and I'll say it again: the whole "review a client" thing is redundant and unnecessary. Blacklist the bad guys, give good references for the good guys. World keeps a'spinnin'.

Just ask TER to let you on  LOL

The shit that some folks review is hysterical....on both sides  ;)

It's still more fun to do the review publicly...like the one's of Rod on the GD board!

Any difference?  I think not.  Still the most clueless poster on this board in years.  He can't read this because my posts hurt his feelings too much.  *sob*

Back_In_Black2161 reads

and take it like man and give it back ......... man up blankman .......

Posted By: inicky46
Any difference?  I think not.  Still the most clueless poster on this board in years.  He can't read this because my posts hurt his feelings too much.  *sob*

We write them ourselves.

You see, when screening a dude with a TER handle, the women peruse our reviews of others providers and the scores we've given. Then they consider, "This guy writes a decent review. He gave Trixie a pair of 8s, so I can't POSSIBLY come in under at least an 8/9. He soft-pedals the Juicy Crap, but sounds relatively honest, for a John. Yeah, wtf, he'll probably be no worse than that Drunk Fuckin' Asian guy who pretends to have a one-inch dick so as to keep his goddamn Handicapped Parking Permit."

Then she emails the references, and you know how women gab and gossip. They know how bad you stink, how much you weigh, and everything else about you. Note the reviews with lines like, "She had   Almond Joy candy bars on the coffee table-- MY FAVORITE!"

So any hobbyist who thinks there aren't any reviews on him is delusional. His whole wretched life is on file. So, maybe it would be easier if there was a ladies blog called Meet the Hobbyists or something. Maybe charge a couple bucks monthly fee to pay the researchers, and all our profiles would be archived in one place.

Hey, I know! Somebody should post that blog idea on the Policy & Suggestion Board! TER would love it, and the LADIES...! Oh, who gives damn about them?

I don't even want to review the complete assholes that rob and rape us. I want to be able to call the cops and actually do something about it.  

I want decriminalization. I want to press charges when the guy walks out without paying. I want to press charges when a guy hurts someone. And if he's only a little bit of an ass, a haggler or a boundary pusher or a drama king, I want that note on verify him to STAY, not just go away because he changed his contact info

than the thought of a lady reviewing them.  Just look at how many replies it gets all the time.

It makes the strong men weak, and the insecure turn into a whimpering blob of Jell-O!

It would be great, but 99% of the guys would jump off the nearest tall building.  They pull out the "We are the ones paying, so you CAN'T review!" card, but most know that really isn't the issue.

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