They hump at like 90 mph for 20 seconds then fall over!
what would you most likely be? As for myself my handle says it all the "Shark". Probably not for reasons you may think as I have witnessed sharks mating and unlike most other creatures they actually intertwine with one another and embrace. Kinda of like doing underwater version of "Mish".
Female : praying mantis: After the deed is done he is no longer a consideration so he may as well be lunch.
Male: a rabbit. No need for an explanation for this one.
the only other primate that engages in sex purely for fun and stress relief! And the only other one to engage in oral sex, I believe.
Not the only one. But Bonobo's are the friskiest next to humans... homosexual, heterosexual, oral, everything in between.
Dolphins are the only other known mammals besides primates that engage in sex just for fun.
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They hump at like 90 mph for 20 seconds then fall over!
Sounds like a cop I dated lol.
I'll Let Rich Pryor (RIP) tell you about it:
a vixen actually
You will basically fuck anything that moves. Only drawback is that your number of positions is basically "doggie style" LOL
Cats are not like dogs in that they are always ready to go, will give in to every lust for affection or sell out like dogs do. They will let YOU know when it's ok to touch them lol.
it's really the neck biting, howling and scratching you like best. And when it's done, the female makes it really clear to the male: "Go The Fuck Away". Isn't it strange that cats prefer "doggy"?