1. What's with the tiny ass photos on provider sites that I can't see much of anything ? .
It's hiding most of the details that I wanna see. Wai Yu Hi Ding?
2. Dumb interface for browsing through photos. If I have to click on each individual photos, then close one to open another, it's really annoying. An arrow bar that I can just constantly click on to go to the next photo are the best and quickest to browse. Navigation features that take forever to load are also annoying. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
3. Site Menu buttons that are mostly adjectives instead of "Gallary / Photos / Contact" are pretty annoying too. I don't feel like clicking on every link just to find where the photo links are located. I'm not studying for the SATs, FYI.
4. UN-utilized calendar link. Why have a calendar that doesn't have any tour schedules on it? This can be utilized as easily as just linking to your gmail calender. Wen Yu Cum Ming?
5. Long ass forms asking for too much personal info over un-secure HTTP protocol that any hacker-wannabe with a 2 dollar device can eaves drop. I don't feel like disclosing my info on something like that. Yu Lay Lo? I lay Lo Too
6. Having just 1 or 2 photos. I'm really gonna spend 400+ 600+ on a girl who only has 1 or 2 photos up? At least do a Ménage à trois
7. Generally a messy looking website using interface / UI design from 6 years ago. The year seems to be 2014, not 2008. Yu from rong time.
8. Music that plays automatically. Yu Tu Noi Zi
I agree, it's easier to flip through them. However, one of my favorite lady's has one of those click-on-each-pic setups on her site. I find this particularly annoying, for some reason, when the faces are blurred. I don't know why that bothers me so much, but clicking on one blurred face after another feels really strange to me.
looked like some alien monster or a scene out of a horror movie.
photoshop can certainly make a freak out of an otherwise good looking girl. hot body but a swirled mangled face doesn't exactly serve as viagra for my man hood. lo
Actually, you're BigPapaSmurf.
Don't say Google
We all know you have a thing for muscular men
I've always wondered how they right themselves
of my unofficial fan club
We keep him around to help you with your next melt-down.
-- Modified on 4/9/2014 12:53:51 PM
And, again, the same favorite who has the click-one-at-a-time pics... Hey, DA, who are you checking out anyway?
9. No listing of rates.
does it become easier to pick her up off the floor?
Huh?
I was just on P411 looking at a visiting provider... Minimum was 3 h for $2,500... I then went to her gallery.. no access without a "membership" and that cost money.. huh? I'm questioning that business model..
I'd rather just see another girl than go through all the hoops just to see her photos lol
No identification of where you are located, or giving out names of small like Springfield that could be in any of a dozen different states, or descriptions like "The tri-county area."
Also, indecipherable text, or text that is tiny and done in light pink against a light purple background.
state with many miles between say jacksonville, Orlando, Tampa and Miami. Area codes are not enough any more to zero in on a provider's location. I don't care to waste my time on viewing ads for ladies that are not in my general area.
Envision
Experience
Anticipate
Want
Desire
Flattery
Feel me
Speak to me
Touch me
Pay me
Etc
Lol! I need to change my sit
but others? Some alternative header ideas:
Pay My Ass
Where The Fuck I Am
Stupid Contact Form
Shit You Best Not Ask For
Fap To This
I maybe prefer multiple galleries under "Fap To This":
Recent & Accurate Pics
Aldo Pics
Really??? Pics
Yep. I'm suuuurrrreee that will help
I think you have the essence of a good provider web site nailed. All the information I am looking for in an easy to understand (though vulgar) form. Clean it up just a little and I think you are good to go....
Priceless.....
that some folks can actually appreciate my brand of sarcasm. 
Pay My Ass
Where The Fuck I Am
Stupid Contact Form
Shit You Best Not Ask For
Fap To This
Recent & Accurate Pics
Aldo Pics
Really??? Pics
I would love to have a site built as a spoof and be able to say the shit you can't because of the illegality.
you may now see the beginning, as my secret alter-ego emerges into the light of professional courtesanism!
Gotta wait for the pics, though. This may be a fun work work in progress....
all I need is 3 fake reviews and I can get PO Board access, right? LOL
Whatever your going rate is, I will double it!!! Pretty Nifty....LO
love of sarcasm and mockery, of course! lol. Comedy is never pretty!
I always have time for you, sexy! The real question is whether you have time for me... a particular week in mid-June... Wrightsville beckons. Yeah, my trip got moved from April to June. Sucks. Don't think I forgot you!!!
the phone is silent. Need some revenue!!!!
and now you have a website for deaf, dumb, blind pin-ball players.
For those of us who realize the importance of a website are always working on making them better!
t of site galleries have selfies, and a lot of the selfless seem to have been taken in bathrooms. Cute angle, looking down, but oh nooo . . .is that a #2 in that bowl in the background?
.the old, fat hookers associated therewith
you are correct on all counts!!
Yea, I know you can be annoying, but what you listed about those websites are far more annoying.
In my book, you got the forum topic of the day on TER!
The Forest Waits
that's too funny!!! I really read it out laud. lol