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Blowing Chunks3024 reads

A good hobbyist hands out perfect 10s even if she looks like his grandmother because a little bit of makeup can make a huge difference.
A good hobbyist always asks for BBFS because everyone thinks it's PSE.  
A good hobbyist is too polite to the point that he's afraid of asking the girl if it's ok to request an appointment.  
A good hobbyist will give her a TER score based on her coochie smell.  
A good hobbyist never pukes after sniffing a stinky coochie and always stays without making up dead wife text excuses.  
A good hobbyist gives up all personal information, linked-in, facebook, google+ TER handles, even SSN and mothers maiden name.
A good hobbyist pays 30% tip ALWAYS. Even if the girl didn't treat him any special and she also makes several times more than his daily wage.
A good hobbyist will pay the girl even more just so he has bragging rights because a girl charging 1000/hr is always 3x as good as a girl charging 325/hr.  
A good hobbyist is always available to fork over some free cash when her rent is past due.
A good hobbyist never asks a girl if she will ever tour his city because he knows she doesn't want to receive a nickle every time someone asks that.  
A good hobbyist never communicates with the provider on her busiest days because it's not polite to burden her when she's busy.
A good hobbyist always volunteers to pay for provider's TER account using a prepaid amex card.
A good hobbyist never complains about anything even if the provider NCNS and does not give explanation for days on end.  

This is the most ideal hobbyist that ladies go for. :D

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TalkToTrees1615 reads

Or is it a slow news day where you are located?

Looks like you need to grow some balls and get away from the keyboard for a change.

The Forest Waits

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Blowing Chunks1297 reads

looks like you are the one who needs to grow a pair.   :)

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Blowing Chunks1734 reads

or turn into a national forest, waiting for hikers and campers who get a kick out of walking all day long on some trail in the forests

it would likely eventually burn down too in order to renew the natural balance but it may take a long time for that, so the forest is still waiting

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GaGambler1486 reads

too stupid to do anything BUT wait, that's all he is capable of doing.

As tag lines go, yeah this is one of the more deserving ones to get right into the SPOTY competition.

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Blowing Chunks1462 reads

I guess we figured out what the forest is really waiting for though: to win that SPOTY trophy... LMAO

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TalkToTrees1482 reads

maybe you can use a spell check as well?

You sure do type a lot, but that's all I see... just typing.  
Nothing of any value is coming from your OP.

The Forest Waits

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Florida_Evans1824 reads

Id also add that the ideal hobbyist always comforts the provider, and reassures her that it's OK if shes recently added 5lbs to her ass due to hormonal PMS! :D

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Blowing Chunks1508 reads

An ideal hobbyist never misunderstands a providers GFE for being the real thing.....  even if she really really really meant it.  :D

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GaGambler1249 reads

and would still give her a 10/10 review along with a 30% tip.

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Blowing Chunks1281 reads

A perfect hobbyist believes that all photoshoped pictures represent the actual girl

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GaGambler1623 reads

and since he is getting 50% more woman, he always leaves an extra 50% tip

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SinCitySinner1247 reads

PMs other mongers telling them not to be mean to their girl... Even when the said monger and the said hooker are both adults, and can handle their own God damn business.

Yes, really happened.. No sarcasm here...

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Blowing Chunks1374 reads

and think that all TER reviews are fake lol lol

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SinCitySinner2024 reads

And if only 200 lbs are available, he can make up for the difference by lifting up the gal from the ground.. :D

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Blowing Chunks1244 reads

thinks that he's Richard Queer,  captain saveaho.  LMAO

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GaGambler1322 reads

and a perfect hobbyist would still give her a 10/10

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SinCitySinner1360 reads

...he merely looks at his "pretty lady" and causes her to lose 100 lbs..lol

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hbyist+truth=;(1518 reads

A good hobbyist pays and leaves immediately.

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Posted By: Drunken Asian
A good hobbyist hands out perfect 10s even if she looks like his grandmother because a little bit of makeup can make a huge difference.  
 A good hobbyist always asks for BBFS because everyone thinks it's PSE.  
 A good hobbyist is too polite to the point that he's afraid of asking the girl if it's ok to request an appointment.  
 A good hobbyist will give her a TER score based on her coochie smell.  
 A good hobbyist never pukes after sniffing a stinky coochie and always stays without making up dead wife text excuses.  
 A good hobbyist gives up all personal information, linked-in, facebook, google+ TER handles, even SSN and mothers maiden name.  
 A good hobbyist pays 30% tip ALWAYS. Even if the girl didn't treat him any special and she also makes several times more than his daily wage.  
 A good hobbyist will pay the girl even more just so he has bragging rights because a girl charging 1000/hr is always 3x as good as a girl charging 325/hr.  
 A good hobbyist is always available to fork over some free cash when her rent is past due.  
 A good hobbyist never asks a girl if she will ever tour his city because he knows she doesn't want to receive a nickle every time someone asks that.  
 A good hobbyist never communicates with the provider on her busiest days because it's not polite to burden her when she's busy.  
 A good hobbyist always volunteers to pay for provider's TER account using a prepaid amex card.  
 A good hobbyist never complains about anything even if the provider NCNS and does not give explanation for days on end.  
   
 This is the most ideal hobbyist that ladies go for. :D  
   
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GaGambler1544 reads

Look, i've got a sure thing going with AnnoyingFungus, why do you want to give my front runner such serious competition? I suppose you miss Asscalade and Dungy as well, but now that we are on the subject, I wonder what happened to them as well. It would be kind of fun to watch the DungBeetle and Turdy try to out lame each other, and ever funnier to watch them try to "out tough guy" each other as well. I wonder how much a Dung Beetle can bench press?

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inicky461271 reads

Haven't you noticed it's gotten boring around here?  I'd love to see those clowns come back.

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GaGambler1250 reads

Turdy and Tardy are yesterdays news, with nothing new or interesting to add,  He continues to be clueless and she continues to think she is "all that" despite all the evidence to the contrary.

Fungus is only good for about five minutes of poking with a stick and there is zero challenge to that. Pimpathy is too dense to even realize just how stupid he sounds, and I really don't see any reason to encourage him. TTT is TSTTT as TT found out, but he might have some potential as a new SPOTY candidate.

So, in short yes, I wouldn't mind at least a cameo appearance from some of last years SPOTY's, even FIDIOT might be fun for an afternoon. It's a shame he took himself out of the running late last year, he was a mortal lock to win. AF kind of backed into the title by default as the other leaders like Udo, FIDIOT and the Dungbeetle took themselves out of the running, he didn't actually beat any of them.

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SinCitySinner1342 reads

that a perfect hobbyist would spend lavishly on the girl. He would have short attention span, so will forget if her performance is bad or subpar.

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Pimpathy1152 reads

I don't think any one actually understood the question

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Pimpathy1222 reads

Are you a hobbyist looking for the perfect hobbyist ? or a provider looking for the perfect hobbyist ?

I'm not looking for the perfect hobbyist, if I was, my priority would not be perfection.

 

Dumb ass, I'm viewing this from the provider's perspective.

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Pimpathy1628 reads

I wasn't really thinking good or bad performance, just repeat business.  

 

*Disclaimer* I am objectifying men in this thread

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Pimpathy1137 reads

You can't understand F I V E words?

 

You must be out of funds..

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Pimpathy1121 reads

because you make zero sense.

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inicky461460 reads

Assuming you don't count the (eom).  Congratulations!  You are now not only incoherent, you are brain dead.  Wasamatter?  Not enough fingers?

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Pimpathy1235 reads

I don't count money twice... that's women's work.

Posted By: inicky46
Assuming you don't count the (eom).  Congratulations!  You are now not only incoherent, you are brain dead.  Wasamatter?  Not enough fingers?

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inicky461318 reads

I'd ask if you were a lawyer in Philadelphia, but I know you're too stupid to have a law degree.  In fact, I'll bet you don't even have a GED.

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cashorcredit1038 reads

I feel like I should be paying you guys for some of the entertainment you bring me.  These two lines instant classics lol

A good hobbyist gives up all personal information, linked-in, facebook, google+ TER handles, even SSN and mothers maiden name.  

 A good hobbyist will pay the girl even more just so he has bragging rights because a girl charging 1000/hr is always 3x as good as a girl charging 325/hr.  
 

Posted By: Drunken Asian
A good hobbyist hands out perfect 10s even if she looks like his grandmother because a little bit of makeup can make a huge difference.  
 A good hobbyist always asks for BBFS because everyone thinks it's PSE.  
 A good hobbyist is too polite to the point that he's afraid of asking the girl if it's ok to request an appointment.  
 A good hobbyist will give her a TER score based on her coochie smell.  
 A good hobbyist never pukes after sniffing a stinky coochie and always stays without making up dead wife text excuses.  
 A good hobbyist gives up all personal information, linked-in, facebook, google+ TER handles, even SSN and mothers maiden name.  
 A good hobbyist pays 30% tip ALWAYS. Even if the girl didn't treat him any special and she also makes several times more than his daily wage.  
 A good hobbyist will pay the girl even more just so he has bragging rights because a girl charging 1000/hr is always 3x as good as a girl charging 325/hr.  
 A good hobbyist is always available to fork over some free cash when her rent is past due.  
 A good hobbyist never asks a girl if she will ever tour his city because he knows she doesn't want to receive a nickle every time someone asks that.  
 A good hobbyist never communicates with the provider on her busiest days because it's not polite to burden her when she's busy.  
 A good hobbyist always volunteers to pay for provider's TER account using a prepaid amex card.  
 A good hobbyist never complains about anything even if the provider NCNS and does not give explanation for days on end.  
   
 This is the most ideal hobbyist that ladies go for. :D  
   
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Jacque_Jenesais1301 reads

Simply picks what he wants and stops making everything so complicated. :D

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0603450onThe1240 reads

and have a great time. It's not all that complicated boys.

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0603450onThe1484 reads

mine isn't ;) Since when do 'I' play by the rules LOL.  

You boys do complicate matters like CRAZY, don't play like you don't hahaha. LOL

KISS me CC.  
(Keep It Simple Sexy)
my version, notice the parentheses

;)

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SinCitySinner1286 reads

Only "The Great American Hobbyist" would not post on the board..

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0603450onThe1494 reads

mysterious about CC. It's all there in black and white and in parenthesis.  

;0

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GaGambler1693 reads

Without so much as even attempting to figure out what was going on before she showed up.

That's the same shit she pulled when she first came here, she tried to change everything without first learning about how things already worked, and she wonders why I call her BSC

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SinCitySinner1537 reads

So as not to steal Nick's name...  

How does Tiny T, sound?  :D

We already know she only skims posts and never bothers to read them, which only makes her twice as clueless as she is.  :D

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GaGambler1361 reads

How about TnT for the two of them?

and it is possible that she does actually read every post, she just reads about as well as Fungy writes, and she just gets shit wrong. After all, it's not like she is above lying to the board, that's already a well known and proven fact.

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