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she a 7/7 and if she doesnt smell good a 6/6 .. no freeteeth_smile
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passes in my school ....... lol  

Posted By: Jstgttnstrtd
That girl looks like a fine healthy young specimen to me.  
 I don't care for flat or boyish figures, but she doesn't look anything like that IMO.  
 Wouldn't mind a nice little romp with her.

Maybe it's because Obamacare is in full swing so people think that they're covered?

A few of my favorite posters love to bloviate how much they raw dog on here....but I gotta believe they are just embellishing this.

Maybe it's just best to add plenty of booze...and some of the posters favorite songs to set the tone?  ;)

Is that how those 10/10's are earned?

Only 9 more days till the tax deadline...I hope everyone has been nice to their CPA  :

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I file my first extension in April, my second extension in August and actually do my taxes in late September or early October. and I am always nice to my CPA. She is stuck with me until one of us dies, she is fantastic.

BUT there's only one extension now (and has been for quite a few years  LOL).  It's the automatic 6 month till October.  The IRS got tired of the second 2 month extension because the CPA's had to list a reason and too often it was "I'm too fucking busy fucking PYT to prepare the fucking client's return".

And I'd add in your extension "The taxpayer is out of the country in Costa Rica drinking and fucking and hasn't had time yet to put together anything plausible to file".

And who the fuck would use a woman CPA?  Perhaps this is your CPA

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She takes care of things so well I don't have to pay attention to details like filing extensions.

and no, my CPA is quite a bit older and much, much darker

but yes, those sound like very plausible excuses to me.

And if she's over 60 I'd tick that up to a 10.

Does she post on here as well?

Posted By: GaGambler
She takes care of things so well I don't have to pay attention to details like filing extensions.

and no, my CPA is quite a bit older and much, much darker

but yes, those sound like very plausible excuses to me.

It's so enormously complicated that we need a computer to handle all the exceptions,  rules,  etc.  Keeping track of things like receipts is a time consuming thing too,  last year I had a whole box full.  

wish they just tax more on goods and online services too,  and screw income tax.  Or at least simplify it drastically... But then our cpa in Chicago might be out of a job in that case.  lol

I'm good with that as well.  Tax work is so mundane overall.  And was never a big part of what I do.

I'm thinking of bringing in this gal to help with doing those extensions anyhow.  Maybe I can convince GaG to switch firms?

And it might be nice to have a woman's touch around this joint.  Maybe she works for tips

what were we talking about? I forgot. :D

But if she's good...and I mean really good...

Maybe I'll let her do a return...perhaps even yours?

Posted By: palomamontecarlo
Not even remotely close in looks... !!!

I'm betting she does really, really well at getting those extensions!

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which should have been bigger and no damn ass .... she a Barbie girl in a Barbie world made of plastic its not fantastic ............;.  
 

Posted By: palomamontecarlo
Not even remotely close in looks... !!!

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thank you...I like my beer cold and my ladies healthy ...
 

Posted By: ChgoCPA
I'm good with that as well.  Tax work is so mundane overall.  And was never a big part of what I do.  
   
 I'm thinking of bringing in this gal to help with doing those extensions anyhow.  Maybe I can convince GaG to switch firms?  
   
 And it might be nice to have a woman's touch around this joint.  Maybe she works for tips?  
   
 

Judge, judge, judge...ayayaya. How about something nice to say about her instead of picking apart her 'obvious' flaws (yea right, exactly, what flaws). And you guys wonder why.....think 'positive'. She's beautiful and there isn't a thing wrong with her. Like either of you would deny her if she was lying in your bed. Exactly.

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but there is an awful lot to like about her as well.

There are many women that I would deny, even if they were in my bed. but this one is by no means one of them. The only thing I can really think of that is wrong with her is that she is not in my bed.

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Posted By: TaylorSteele
Judge, judge, judge...ayayaya. How about something nice to say about her instead of picking apart her 'obvious' flaws (yea right, exactly, what flaws). And you guys wonder why.....think 'positive'. She's beautiful and there isn't a thing wrong with her. Like either of you would deny her if she was lying in your bed. Exactly.  

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o damn curves .... its that eastern European look or something

That girl looks like a fine healthy young specimen to me.
I don't care for flat or boyish figures, but she doesn't look anything like that IMO.
Wouldn't mind a nice little romp with her.

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passes in my school ....... lol  

Posted By: Jstgttnstrtd
That girl looks like a fine healthy young specimen to me.  
 I don't care for flat or boyish figures, but she doesn't look anything like that IMO.  
 Wouldn't mind a nice little romp with her.

I love those "free shipping" deals.

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When will people be allowed to marry sex dolls ?  

 
Just for the tax credit.

Hoping,of course,that the performance score would be consistent.

I'd fuck her with even your puny pito

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Speaking for myself...I am covered, in terms of having an insurance policy and ALWAYS using condoms. However...I do not exactly feel 'covered' by my insurance policy. Not that I was any more 'covered' with my 'bare bones' plan that got cancelled...but at least, I was getting my minimal services for a minimal amount.

I wouldn't mind so much if it were still cheap...but my rates went up 100%...literally. So I feel that with the rate hike...shouldn't I at least be able to use this plan ??? Well, that is not the case.

How can something be 'covered' if I still owe 50% co-insurance for treatment?

I am paying PSE rates for a 15-min HJ

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Comparing the payment of income tax, to that of... unwanted bare back anal sex.

 
CPA, some people like paying taxes. Conservatives, call them Liberals.

 

What ?

.with what I pay him to "shimmey-shake" my numbers

I BB everyday btw lol

I've never had a provider suggest, imply or even refer to a bbfs. I suppose I've been lucky, or perhaps I've made good choices in providers.

My CPA and the government already have their check. I remember in my youth looking forward to tax time and getting a check, now it's just another damn bill. Oh well, I'm fortunate to have what I have, so these are things I must do.

At least we started with one.  Had a session a month ago that got pretty primal and we ended up shredding two condoms.  Was a weird position where neither of us could monitor the condom.  Luckily the birth control part was already covered by her and she gets tested monthly and I just got tested, and we're good, but starting without a condom, no way

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Posted By: russbbj
I've never had a provider suggest, imply or even refer to a bbfs. I suppose I've been lucky, or perhaps I've made good choices in providers.
 
Providers will Never suggest going BBFS. If you want BBFS you have to ask her directly

she just kinda stayed there in a mish position, as if she was expecting me to put it in.
Kind of freaked me out a little.  I walked away to get a condom in a bit of a daze.
Now, I can't say with 100% certaintly that my perception was right, so I would never say who this was, but... well, her body language sure seemed to be delivering a message, even if she didn't verbalize it...

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