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I include all sensory impressions in "appearance" score...
Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 785 reads
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this includes taste, smell, feel.
If a lady is delicious down "there"' or has amazing soft supple skin (flashing back to my date from yesterday now!), then I think the credit for those should be reflected in the appearance score

WickedBrut2306 reads

TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.

But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?

The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.

I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.

How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.

Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.

Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?

Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

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Blowing Chunks779 reads

I haven't met a single provider who smelled like shit, unless she just took a dump and came out of the restroom. Even then,  she still doesn't smell bad cuz she turns on the fan or put some perfume on to cover it up.  

Also, some guys prefer a girl who uses no perfume cuz they don't want that smell transferring to them and then their SO getting suspicious

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WickedBrut846 reads

Well, your second paragraph certainly could be a factor on whom a married monger might meet movements before facing the wife.

Also, the ladies have in other threads had some complaints in this area. Seems there are a few stinky, high-volume hobbyists giving us a bad reputation.

Posted By: Drunken Asian
I haven't met a single provider who smelled like shit, unless she just took a dump and came out of the restroom. Even then,  she still doesn't smell bad cuz she turns on the fan or put some perfume on to cover it up.    
   
 Also, some guys prefer a girl who uses no perfume cuz they don't want that smell transferring to them and then their SO getting suspicious.  
 

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Blowing Chunks820 reads

There was a provider who barged in while I was taking a shower, she peed and came out of the bathroom without cleaning up. She still smelled ok but since she didn't wash up after peeing, that meant DATY or 69 was out of the question for me.  

Turns out that this particular provider had a string of inflated reviews before I met her so I was fooled into thinking she was worthy of being a model-material professional provider.  

Eventually though, she could not keep on inflating herself and honest & true reviews began to surface. It didn't take long before her reviews were more dominated by honest reviewers complaining about the prior inflated reviews claiming they feel scammed. They scored her much less. Much much less than her prior reviews. I thought those guys were a bit harsh though and I even felt a bit bad for the girl after reading their reviews cuz I didn't think she was *THAT* bad. lol

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angelexotic937 reads

unfortunately we have to deal with things like flaps on each side and crevices its not just like a guy taking a pee with this long smooth dick. Dicks yeah I guess guys dont have to wash off again after pee.
Especially since we have not only a gash. We have external lips. Piss has to be washed off . She must have never worked in a strip club.
I know one of the strip clubs I worked at almost every girl would go in with a cup of water and soap and just rinse her coochie of over the toilet in between stage that's the last thing you want is to ever be sweaty or have a pee smell.
pussys are high maintenance.
she must have never worked in a strip club because keeping your pussy extremely fresh and rinsed off is something people would know.
if I were you I would have said something I would have asked her to jump in the shower again or at least rinse off with water and some soap I would have told her I have an issue with being near me
with just toilet paper you're pretty much just rubbing the piss into your skin!
she could have at least had some wipes next to the toilet
At least...

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keystonekid913 reads

main reason I shower after an appointment before heading home.

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Posted By: WickedBrut
TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.  
   
 But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?  
   
 The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.  
   
 I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.  
   
 How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.  
   
 Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.  
   
 Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?  
   
 Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

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Back_In_Black934 reads

got stung by a bee......

Posted By: pleaseme
 
   
Posted By: WickedBrut
TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.  
     
  But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?  
     
  The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.  
     
  I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.  
     
  How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.  
     
  Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.  
     
  Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?  
     
  Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

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Back_In_Black871 reads

overall smell ?  

1.  smells like fish  
2. shes like rotten fish  
3. no fish smell at all  
4.she smell Purdy.. like mom does ..  
5. like a flower in bloom  

Posted By: WickedBrut
TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.  
   
 But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?  
   
 The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.  
   
 I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.  
   
 How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.  
   
 Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.  
   
 Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?  
   
 Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

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Jstgttnstrtd786 reads

this includes taste, smell, feel.
If a lady is delicious down "there"' or has amazing soft supple skin (flashing back to my date from yesterday now!), then I think the credit for those should be reflected in the appearance score

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case321850 reads

Jesus Christ himself ate a bouquet of flowers and crapped out a bowl full of potpourri!!!  Seriously though there's nothing sweeter on earth than the scent of a clean lady and her wonderful lady parts.

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Posted By: WickedBrut
TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.  
   
 But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?  
   
 The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.  
   
 I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.  
   
 How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.  
   
 Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.  
   
 Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?  
   
 Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

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MasterZen832 reads

With my hands. Duh!

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mrfisher867 reads

ba-doom.

On a related joke:

First man:  My dog lost his nose.

Second man:  How does he smell?

First man:  Terrible

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Cosette897 reads

Can you ask for a rating system for brains...just sayin'

It's my only chance at a 10 you know.

-- Modified on 4/7/2014 8:39:25 AM

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MasterZen699 reads

drop-down menu item. The selections proposed are:

Profoundly Impaired
Blah
Smarter Than Most Men
Average
Street Smart
Highly Educated

You win a free date with me if you can find the joke in there... :

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WickedBrut679 reads

Especially "smarter than most men" being a step below "Average."

To get 10 categories, you'll have to add a few. YOUR test will be to figure how many, and that will determine your score. Maybe "Very well trained" just to make it clear that we men devised the scale.

Posted By: MasterZen
drop-down menu item. The selections proposed are:  
   
 Profoundly Impaired  
 Blah  
 Smarter Than Most Men  
 Average  
 Street Smart  
 Highly Educated  
   
 You win a free date with me if you can find the joke in there... :D  
 

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2labman734 reads

More important than looks, and personality drives performance and enthusiasm.  

I like having a real person on the other end of my dick.    I think I'm gonna make that a sig line...

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WickedBrut995 reads

And, in the interest of inclusiveness, I'd also like to thank all those who DIDN'T respond.

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2labman822 reads

But not the morning that I see her.  That way she smells like a woman, not soap or perfume (dealbreaker).

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