I dont know about you but I love me some dirty talk. Share some choice quotes you've heard while hobbying. I'll start it off with a few from an experience this past weekend.

- "I'll make it up to you. You can take it out on my tight little asshole."- From her email asking to reschedule to the next day. Obviously, I had no problem with that.

-"fdjjd muh fnxhj"- Translation: "Fuck my face". Said with a dick in her mouth. I love it when girls try to talk with a dick in their mouth

-"Choke me with your cock"

-"I'm gonna cum all over your dick, then suck it clean."

-"Oh my god, punish me"- In response to the question:"What's up with some anal?"