for as long as he has? I agree he deserves the lifetime trophy. Gotta give others a chance too. roflmao
That last post of his, I'm still wondering where he gets all his statistics. Maybe from the Twilight zone?
If I were him, I would be mad at myself..... For being this thick....
Like DA said once, and I chimed in afterwards.. A-fungus can find a way to be lame, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, and annoying.... All in the same post...
I think he's mad at me.
He thinks I don't wuv him.
I am devastated.
Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
If I were him, I would be mad at myself..... For being this thick....
Like DA said once, and I chimed in afterwards.. A-fungus can find a way to be lame, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, and annoying.... All in the same post...
So you do like guys with muscles?
Why are you here then?
Posted By: anonymousfun
Majority of guys with ripping muscles are not interested in woman. May be the reason you are not seeing many requests for trysts!
I automatically assume that any man in good physical shape is as gay as a show tune. A love of musicals is a dead-give-away. Just look at CPA...all verklempt! about Le Mis.
And, there's this guy I know that is totally ripped. I've always assumed he's straight, but he is a bit sensitive. And, women adore him....which everyone knows is the first clue.{wink.wink}
You may be on to another absurd and completely unfounded stereotype AF......can we call this a win for TER?...lol..
I saw it about 35 years ago and I think I fell asleep then.
This time around I found it really entertaining. Maybe it was those lithe dancer's bodies that kept my interest?
And just for grins...I have way too many friends (and clients) and relatives who are gay (and proud) men....and the fallacy that they are hardbodies (as anonymous suggests) is asinine. But maybe AF only hangs with hardbodied gay men?
I may go and see Les Mis later this month as well...it's at Drury Lane. I just don't want to be disappointed if valjean can't hit any notes. OTOH I doubt Hugh Jackman will be playing valjean.
Posted By: hotplants
I automatically assume that any man in good physical shape is as gay as a show tune. A love of musicals is a dead-give-away. Just look at CPA...all verklempt! about Le Mis.
And, there's this guy I know that is totally ripped. I've always assumed he's straight, but he is a bit sensitive. And, women adore him....which everyone knows is the first clue.{wink.wink}
You may be on to another absurd and completely unfounded stereotype AF......can we call this a win for TER?...lol...
I'm not LOL
But I'm still better looking than you
Didn't have any interest in seeing it however.
I'd rather have sat through "Old Jews telling jokes"...as if I haven't heard them all already
otherwise we might have to throw the whole theory out.
And, seems a shame to toss another perfectly good unvalidated stereotype aside so hastily.
But I guess it's more likely to throw another stereotype out the window.
Frankly I can't get many of my gay pals (and relatives) to even think of going to see a play. But then I just attribute that to not appreciating stereotypes
On a side note...Illinois has legalized gay marriage. And I've got a wedding to throw
About fucking time!!
Posted By: hotplants
otherwise we might have to throw the whole theory out.
And, seems a shame to toss another perfectly good unvalidated stereotype aside so hastily.
I'm OK with talking to them on the phone...but God forbid they want to come to my office...and shit, what if they want to shake my hand or something.
And hanging with those "gay" people...maybe that's why I like musicals?
I've threatened to sing at the wedding...and so far a few guests have offered to pay me not to. Go figure!
All decisions are automagically reviewed, globally, to ensure they adhere to the gay agenda.
Heterosexual men are not allowed to sing at weddings. Sorry.
I'm paying for the gig.
Does that change the collective's opinion?
What I will take a pass on is the bachelors party...they are going to the Dell's. I don't think I can hire hookers either. Well...at least not the hookers I'd be interested in
Posted By: hotplants
All decisions are automagically reviewed, globally, to ensure they adhere to the gay agenda.
Heterosexual men are not allowed to sing at weddings. Sorry.
we've been getting a lot of heat from that french fella......Michelle Bachmann?...about all of the recruitment we've been doing over to the 'lifestyle'.
And, given how successful we've been with bullying the american public into abandoning their religious beliefs, and stripping them of their religious liberties, letting you get so close to the edge by singing at a wedding.... could be politically complicated for us
'One day more' and get some audience participation it'll be more accepted.
I don't think I can get Alfie Boe to headline however. But maybe I should try?
At any rate I suspect all will have a good time.
Posted By: hotplants
we've been getting a lot of heat from that french fella......Michelle Bachmann?...about all of the recruitment we've been doing over to the 'lifestyle'.
And, given how successful we've been with bullying the american public into abandoning their religious beliefs, and stripping them of their religious liberties, letting you get so close to the edge by singing at a wedding.... could be politically complicated for us.
I wasn't aware that I was. ~ You assume much.
I don't act preferential in my dates, booking, or service, barring hygiene. (Hygiene is def a YMMV deal breaker.)
Would it be fair to assume you have only seen 3 ladies because you have done only 3 reviews?
I don't put all my laundry in the street baby doll....
As a matter of fact, I even took a Friday off, had made a thread about it in my home region a few days ago.....
So really... insert mouth open foot much?
They already grilled you, so I will sit back like a lady does, and just enjoy the show.
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Of course we providers hate it when a hot muscled stud call for appointments.
And we are immediately repulsed when we see him, had we not been warned prior.
Even worse if he's not grey headed or bald.
I can't stand a well defined set of abs, pec muscles, or those cuts above a man's hips....
*ahem*
Just makes me simply VOMIT.
Sadly, I am only attracted by the deep intellect that can reside within the gleaming baldness of the more mature gentleman's crown, his learned ways, his knowing & experienced hands deftly know where to head & rev me up... I know the love of a fat man is more sincere than any hot jocks....
Lastly, on a less sarcastic note, I honestly don't care how old, thin, bald headed, fat, hairy, short, tall, black, white, purple, asian [shout out to DrunkAsian!] a man is, I am a BUSINESS WOMAN.
But I am a woman none the less, am I not?
I don't know where men get this deluded notion providers are no longer part of the human species.
Men.... you enjoy a hot chick, do you not?
Why should a woman be any different?
I'm not everyone's cup of tea, to be sure, as you are not for every ladies taste.
This is not a personal statement, but a general truth.
Shame me all you want (if you feel like you can try hehehuhhuh.....) but the truth is and shall always be the truth
