Be glad you live in the US. In Canada, if you make that mistake, they cut your balls off. Don't know what they might do to you in Alaska. Stick a a reindeer's antler up your ass? LOL
For the first time in history, voters will demand that candidates swap places on the ballot. They have seen the light, and Magic Bitch is the answer.
The uncertainty many conservatives feel about John McCain will be resolved when McCain graciously reads the wave of Democratic (I mean, Republican) sentiment for real change in Washington and steps aside to let his running mate, Magic Bitch, assume the mantle of Republican presidential candidate. He sees that supporting such a wave of change is more important than being chief executive, and does the right thing.
Magic Bitch is the answer. Magic Bitch is perfect. Magic Bitch rocks. Magic Bitch is a soccer mom. Magic Bitch is a PTA member. Magic Bitch is a pit bull with lipstick. Magic Bitch got more votes in her hometown than Joe Biden did nationally (oops, not true...but it sounds good). Magic Bitch is the second coming of the Reagan Revolution. Magic Bitch is the ultimate trump card to the Dummycrat losers. Ha ha, you think you have the female vote, we will co-opt your decades of established policy in one week and stay in the White House. BWAAHAAAHAAHAA!
History will show that this movement was be initiated by the TER Republican National Committee...I mean, the TER Politics and Religion Board.
(Brought to you by the Voters Against Magic Negro Foundation and the Liberate Initiate American Revolution Suckers Council)
Be glad you live in the US. In Canada, if you make that mistake, they cut your balls off. Don't know what they might do to you in Alaska. Stick a a reindeer's antler up your ass? LOL