I have seen a couple clients where I was just like…yo, that's not…

and they both practically finished my sentence. That's why they were seeing providers in the first place I think. HJ with a little licking but BJ impossible and intercourse unimaginable.  

Those men aside, be real. No matter your size/weight pussy spits out humans and goes back. It's amazing and yes a big dick can be very difficult and also painful but it leaves a gift. Not cum you dirty minded…
When pussy is challenged by a big dick or pounded by an average dick the inside of it swells and the next time you fuck it's tighter than a mouses cunt…

 


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I can personally vouch that this guy is packing heat.  

...hormones are involved in the elasticity that allows things to work. Those wouldn't be involved in this case. However you are of course correct that it can take more than many would expect.

...apparently were a lot of guys who were "overqualified."

"Tighter than a mouse's cunt" lol

You've got to love a woman that talks like that, and you my friend need to lighten the fuck up.

There is another, quite legitimate use of the word cunt, "People who bitch about language on a fuck board are such little........." I am sure you can finish my sentence for me. lmao

Actually, I don't see "cunt" used here much at all.  And it can be used quite beautifully, if you're D.H. Lawrence in "Lady Chatterley's Lover."  Herewith, the most poetic use ever of "cunt."

"Th'art good cunt, though, aren't ter? Best bit o' cunt left on earth. When ter likes! When tha'rt willin'!"

"What is cunt?" she said.

"An' doesn't ter know? Cunt! It's thee down theer; an' what I get when I'm i'side thee, and what tha gets when I'm i'side thee; it's a` as it is, all on't."

"All on't,'"she teased. "Cunt! It's like fuck then."

"Nay nay! Fuck's only what you do. animals fuck. But cunt's a lot more than that. It's thee, dost see: an' tha'rt a lot besides an animal, aren't ter? --- even ter fuck? Cunt! Eh, that's the beauty o' thee, lass!"

It's the only word, IMO, that implies that this baby is a force to be reckoned with, just by the way it sounds.

Pussy, hoo hah, lady bits, flower, vajayjay, even twat, they all sound so thin and sometimes even apologetic for referencing what they do. Cunt sounds strong and in charge. Cunt implies the most amount of ownership of all the synonyms. It's one of the few words that will get a reaction from just about anyone, and I like that just one little word can evoke that kind of power, and really truly it will only ever belong to us ladies. I don't know why it's fallen out of favor, or when it became one of the dirtier dirty words, but I unabashedly use it when it fits.

I've never been insulted by someone calling me a cunt, because honestly, I feel as if very few use it properly in insult form. It's a mix of just not even acknowledging the waste of a powerful word because you can't help stupid, and having a strong sense of what that word means to me, so already not caring very much how others use it.  I know that if I ever get to the point of calling an actual human being a cunt, it's serious, and it means there's a lot of history there. Much more than a simple "asshole" can explain. I think "cunt", like a lot of words, can have multiple meanings, and I'm totally fine with that.

That being said, I disagree with your definition, and in line with many of my PSA's, I would appreciate if those who think a lady should be bitch slapped for a poor attitude would avoid trying to make my acquaintance. You can say and do a lot without involving violence against women.

She's Tight...

theme song:

Yuck! I haven't had breakfast yet!

That story is so sad it could be a flick!

hmm, cup of water, or like waving your dick around in a moist humid room?

You sound fun...

Which bad college did you go to anyhow, girl?

and I'm hoping that shit is fake. If it's real, she must be Chernobyl-boy's sister.  

Not for the faint of heart or those with weak stomachs:

But we don't all have large penises.