You go after you come from the gym. A SO will expect you to take a shower before coming home from gym. Also about 10 laps in swimming pool will get rid of perfume and other woman odor.
Another trick is to carry extra shirt and clean underwear to put on before leaving appointment.I have been here with what I will call a year now and have noticed a bit of an interesting pattern with you gentlemen AFTER an appointment......and it's simple.....
To Wash or Not To Wash LOL
Now, I would love to hear the explanations to this phenomena why some men can't get in the shower fast enough, and others, simply doesn't even cross their minds to even wash their hands as they go about their day. For those gentlemen in particular...is there something I'm missing in some sort of 'Post-Session Numminess' I should be aware of? Fingers, mouth, whatever else LOL. I have called out on a few and they're like, nope, I like your scent and it stays. I'm like ok then... as I giggle when they're walking out the door.
So to the ladies, how many gentlemen would you say wash or not wash while in your presence that you have seen. A percentage. I have a # in mind for me personally.
And gentlemen, would you claim to be more of a Post-Session Snacker or Non-Snacker...and please explain why that is if you could.
Now for the 'Snackers' you're not getting off that easy. Before you escape out the door, should the ladies here presumably be charging a small commission for those who take this 'Keepsake of Goodness' with them? Just a thought.
(and yes, I'm kidding about this last part
I am in the "I want the scent to linger" camp, BUT I don't have an SO that I have to worry about. Most guys that do this are married and they can't wait to get rid of any evidence as fast as they can. I will occasionally join a lady in the shower "post coitus" but more often than not I just get up put my clothes on (with a little help sometimes) and go about my day with a smile on my face.
As for a post session snacking, except for the occasional desire for the woman to turn into a six pack and a pizza after cumming, actually I am probably more of a non snacker after sex. An hour or two later I am usually hungry, but usually after sex I feel spent and not particularly hungry.
SO v no SO. I also suspect you don't know the percentage of clients you see that have SO's. I can't speak for anyone but me, but none of the ladies I see know that I have an SO, but I suspect I'm not alone. Although, one clue might be how fast we jump into the shower.
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I never really understood why provider after provider would ask a perfectly single guy if I wanted to shower before I go back.. Hell no.. I am happy with one shower in 90 min (in the beginning).. I don't want to catch cold...
It dawned on me about 8-9 yrs ago that married folks need to be careful with this shit..
But again, a smart wife has to wonder why does her husband look freshly showered after coming home from whole day's of work, and why is he carrying that shit eating grin on his face...
You go after you come from the gym. A SO will expect you to take a shower before coming home from gym. Also about 10 laps in swimming pool will get rid of perfume and other woman odor.
Another trick is to carry extra shirt and clean underwear to put on before leaving appointment.
I don't wear underwear into the appointment. I will reunite with them sometime later, after the "post drip". lmao! For the ladies I see that smoke, I put all my clothes in a plastic bag.
wifey asks how, how come you are not losing weight 
Not a problem already in shape. I go to gym 6 days a week.
Some ladies won't let me use shower because kids are at home. I have to sneak up alleyways to enter basement bedroom. I carry baby wipes to clean up. I will shower at home or go back to gym to shower.
If I see a provider at a hotel I will shower.
For a snack I eat a protein bar. Have to be ready for so at 0300 in the morning.
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I would prefer she turn into a pizza and a six pack of beer "instead" of sex and not simply afterwards.
Sorry, but that's the best I've got.
unlike GaG, I could snack on Taylor all night, so I was a little distracted.
PS... That was a damn funny clip... Just added it to my arsenal. LOL.
See, now everybody's happy.
but now that you mention it... I am in the "I want the scent to linger" camp.
Not sure I get what that has to do with snacking. I'm with GaG on that score. If I have to go back to work, all I want is a cold bottle of water. If I am done for the day, a few drinks are in order before I think about food.
loose term but apparently went over the head a bit. BD got it LOL. Senator, I think I'm a lil disappointed.
(of course I say that with a big smile, you are adorable)
and I got distracted thinking of YOUR scent...
love her scent on my hands for a few hours. Little grins pop onto my face for quite a while when I accidentally catch her scent again. Even a quick shower doesn't usually wash it all off. Being a morning guy, it's usually 6-7 hours before I'm home with the SO. About four hours is the most the scent on my fingers and hands is detectable by my nose. Never sniffed my dick
After all with Hawaii's cold weather and low humidity, nobody sweats here, and since my work is outside in a blue collar field, I never get dirty!
Ok kidding aside, I usually shower twice a day (morning and night) and I always shower before an appointment with a provider.
As to showering at the end of an appointment I can see the married guys having to do that. Like GaGambler and some others, I'm single so no worries there. However whether I do shower at the end depends on a few things for me. A few of MyProviders (oops sorry, channeling ROGM here. He's been missing for a while
) enjoy mutual shower at the end of the date, and I'm all for that! Adds to the fun! Other than that, I'll only shower at the end of a session if I got all sweaty and need to be somewhere after like a business meeting, dinner, luncheon, etc. If I'm just going back to work, or home, or goofing off the rest of the day, I am happy with the lady's lingering aroma on me.
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...somewhere and I don't want the scent to draw attention. If it's home or my local sports bar then I'll wait to shower later. I have a moustache or as one of my favorites calls it, flavor savor. I enjoy the scent the rest of the day if possible.
Was that the snack you were referring to?
Your post just reminded me why ladies are the center of my universe. There is no better feeling in life than being wrapped up in the essence of a female.
so I don't want to get my clothes oily or attract flies
I dated a few guys whose scent drove me wild, whether it be their cologne, their natural scent, or our scent together. My ex used to ask, "Don't you need to shower before you go?" But I wanted to continue to bask in our intimacy... almost as if he was following me into the rest of my day.
I finally realized why and simply said, "I want to smell you on me today." He got it then but probably thought I was being gross before I explained it lol
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then you said "basque." Oi! You meant "bask." Basque, which always must be initial capped because it refers to the Basque region of Spain and it's citizens.
Conan thanks you for your attention.
And he still thinks you're hot.
Really, I wanted to see who would notice. No, really, I did.
Xo from CO
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had posted about having a Spanish Basque ancestry... by way of Texas or the like.
Cosette may also be. She is a Junior Associate of Conan. And given the primitive level of posting here, Conan needs all the help he can get.
Cosette and anyone else seeking to assist Conan in his work should start by getting the official badge.
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thing, don't you think posting as Inicky is a lil more mature even on here. Idk, that works for me just fine and be done with it, grammar lesson or not. You two have missed a few a long the way anyhow LOL. I suggest you get on top of it unless your 'cuddling' antics have clouded your judgement in the process.
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2) That said, "infantile" is something I aspire to, so I'm pleased that "in your book" I've accomplished that. Most people seem to enjoy Conan, so it would seem you're an "outlier" on the subject. Not to mention that the "inicky" handle doesn't sound terribly mature to begin with. It's an artifact of being a noob when I joined and then deciding "fuck it, I'll use it anyway." Too late to change now because I don't want to confuse my many friends and admirers here.
But your entire post smacks more than a bit of your "dark side." You know, the judgmental "know-it-all" TS, not the one who started a pretty good thread on cuddling?
I guess it's a part of your "multiple personality disorder." You know there are meds for that, right?
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straight. That word in it's 'sense' doesn't exist in my vocabulary as I have stated, except when it pertains to what should be cuddled, an animal or children LOL. Not grown ups. And yes the thread is a fun one, but it's about the 'snack' remember?
Second, I disagree still with your argument. I think if you still just post with your current handle (who cares where it comes from) minus the 'Conan' bit, it'd feel much more...well, mature and taken with a lil more, how shall I say, bite. Has nothing to do with any 'dark' side or judgement, just a lil insight from one person to another. That's all. And yes 'in my book' which everyone knows you will never open up the front jacket, and that works for me just fine, no one is expecting you too.
Why do you take everything so personally and attack like there's no tomorrow when someone 'questions' or challenges you on any one thing here? I will never understand that about you. Now that is infantile. Grow up Nick. You are a grown man, correct?
Ummm, one last thing...'multiple personality disorder'...is that supposed to be funny? I am giggling. I'm not the one who's openly posting as how many handles now including how many alias'....'Conan', Inicky and anyone else you have claimed to be. Let's get that straight too. I just post as me, everyday, same 'tone', same 'person', you just 'take' the tone differently according to 'how' I post. Big difference.
Admit it, the taste of 'challenge' or question of any kind, and you go off like a bottle rocket. And only because no one has 'questioned' you before, that's all. You're being offered advice just like you give everyday...why not take it for a change instead of always dishing it out. This is an open two way street last time I checked. Just a thought.
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As to the rest of your post it's rather hard to follow, as the writing is quite poor. And I don't need Conan or his pal The Cunning Linguist to tell me that.
And if you think my post above is "attacking like there's no tomorrow" you really should have a better idea what an all-out attack from me feels like. Which is odd, because a few of them have sent you into all-to-brief hiatuses.
Another funny one is your saying "is that supposed to be funny" about Multiple Personality Disorder and then saying you're "giggling." So I guess you're saying it actually IS funny? Try and get your story straight. Maybe I should get my friend Angel to teach you clear thinking and posting.
PS: And thanks for forgetting I actually defended you in a post under Gambler below. Here's the deal, when you say something that makes sense, I've been in the mode of acknowledging it. Both in that case and in liking your thread on showering after a session. Maybe that was a mistake though. You're on your own now.
I guess it's impossible for you to see how annoying you truly are. Oh, well...I tried.
I should have listened to your "noose." Remember him?
Challenged much? LOL
and you'd have run screaming for a toilet to douse it in.
Challenged much?
Better get back on those meds. You're going to need them.
PS: funny how you claim you don't read my posts. But you reply to all of them, ad nauseum. Lying much?
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And no, I really don't read your posts. I am sorry. Why, I'm not close to what you're saying am I? If I am, that's a bit scary I must say. Maybe I'm a mindreader and I don't know it LOL. I could add that to my services perhaps, what'do ya think? Is that better than 'cuddling'? LOL
Speaking of which...where is that numminess DC. (ya know Nick, you could take a good hard lesson from him and how 'he' posts)
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you respond to them in detail that proves you read them. Look here, my little Pikachu, we all know you lie continually. But do you have to make it so damn obvious? Geezk!
I have no need to shower after a session unless it's been a real messy one. I have no SO and don't need to hide the smell of pussy and perfume. In fact, being a lover of DATY, while driving back home I enjoy sniffing pussy scent on my upper lip and on my fingers.
I have a story in this regard that relates to the provider as well. It's been told here but bears repeating, so those of you who recall it can stop reading at, "It all began in Las Vegas....."
I was with a top provider who has since re-located there. She's well known as a prodigious squirter who loves Greek. We were in standing dog and I was buried deep in her nether regions. She screamed and squirted. Well, it wasn't really a squirt because a virtual fire hose doused me from the balls down. I was soaked.
The session ended and we hung out for a while as I helped with some web site issues. I knew I needed a shower but decided to walk back to my hotel for that. Just as I was leaving her hotel GaGambler called, also from the same hotel, asking if I wanted to get a drink (his usual question). We knew each other but hadn't met yet, so I said yes.
One thing led to another and, still coated in dried squirt, I ended up squiring two insanely hot French Canadian stripper/hookers to dinner. Another pal had brought them to town, had other business and asked me to take care of them. So GaG and I took them to one of the better restaurants where they guzzled a huge amount of wine and drew stares from the other diners, even two gay guys. Yes, they were that hot.
The one seated to my right kept trying to convince me to take her back to my room. I Told her I was spent in that department, just having had a very hot session. Of course, in the end I capitulated. Back in my room I tell her I need a shower and explain why. She pulls down my pants, smiles wickedly, and in an adorable French accent says,
"Let me check, eet might be OK!"
Down she went, sniffing at me like a dog at a fire hydrant. Up she came and, with a sexy grin said,
"Eez OK!"
And off we went for an immediate BBBJ.
So the moral is, bisexual girls love dried squirt as much as some of us guys do.
Yes, I'm sure there are some who won't believe this tale but it's 100% true.
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because I recall times I've come home late after a session when I was married, and my wife would suddenly be turned on and want to have sex. (Fortunately I was young enough then to pull it off.)
Pheromones really are powerful.
After leaving the provider, I won't encounter another person for a day, two days, or more. I like to have the aroma (and taste) with me as long as possible, so I don't shower. I told one provider this and she gave me a piece of her lingerie that had her perfume scent on it. When I got home I put it in a zip-lock bag, and every so often I'd just take a whiff. It made me smile.
Some providers go to great lengths to have wonderful smelling hair, skin, and even pussy. Why wouldn't I want to smell all that as long as possible?
Even if the lady I am going to see is Bi I shower before out of respect, and after for the same reason. And I do not want drama at home.
To shower before I get to a provider's place and usually wait till I get home to shower again, though I will accept any offersof showering before or after with the provider or at the request of the provider. As far as the flavor saver, well since I usually use a fishing or hunting trip as the excuse as to why I'm not answering my cell phone all day, and usually go out todo those activities afterwards, well my hands are gonna be stinky
seriously though, I usually wash at least hands and face At least. Genitals too if able
But I always do early morning visits. With my regular, I ask her to shower and shave her legs the night before, but do not shower that morning until after, with me. Her scent is more intense that way, especially in her hair at the back her neck and ears. She does insist on wiping her nethers with a damp washcloth, before we start to get too serious, though, because I always DATY extensively.
She thinks I'm crazy, too. I do shower right before for her.
Who wants to smell soap when you can smell woman?
If guys who think that they are the "first" of the day only knew what she was doing the night/morning before she starts work, they might not be so eager to DATY.
I try to do early morning, before work appointments so I can have her linger on me for hours, wears off by the time I get home...yum.
For me it's only a question of time. I see only few providers and sometimes there is enough time to jump in the shower with her, other times she's got to get in and get out ASAP because I'm not the last one on her schedule.
Do I want to jump in for a rushed shower, and then be wiping myself off as I'm putting my pants on and she is acting a bit nervous in relation to her next date. Most of the time it might just as well wait until I get home.