Some of what is on my site : imhilariousushouldmeetme dot weebly dot com

 
Other aspects of my life :

Have you ever been to a Broadway Play ?

Yes, I was fortunate to have been able to see Les Miserables, Miss Saigon, and Phantom of The Opera in San Francisco and Los Angeles

 

 
What Major league Baseball Games have you been able to attend ?

 
Sf Giants, Detroit Tigers, Oakland Athletics, San Diego Padres, New York Yankees  

 
Have you ever been white water rafting

Yes, in Canada, on the Sacramento River, and a couple of other places  

 
What other outdoor activities have you been involved with in your life ?

Skiing

Backpacking

Hiking

Rock climbing

Rollerblading

 

Have you ever been to any Hockey games ?

Yes, San Jose Sharks and Los Angeles Kings

 

Miscellaneous :  

Shoe size : 8

Panty sz : extra small or small

36C

Pants sz , zero to two

Blouse sz, medium

 
Gifts, although not required, are are always welcome from  

Apple, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Leather Masters, Mr.S, Banana Republic, Express, Macys, Nordstroms, J crew, The limited, North Face, and Rei  

 
Gift cards are also wonderful

 
Why I request 24 to 72 hours notice:  

Unfortunately, I have read too many stories in respect to women approving men, that turned out to be men who needed to fulfill their quotas of getting enough people to appear in front of a magistrate

Additionally, not to offend ; I would not want to subject my family to men in blue delivering news that my body was discovered in a glad bag

 

** In order to keep the mood light, and for us to be able to focus on enjoying our time together
please ensure the allocation is set on a table upon my arrival **  

 
1 hr, 400
2 hrs, 800
3 hrs, 1200
4 hrs, discount, 1400
5 hrs, discount 1600
6 hrs, discount, 2000

Overnight, 12 hrs, discount, 2500

24 hrs discount, 3500

48 hrs, discount, 6000

** Note, as it is 2013, I am sure we are all enlightened enough to be meticulous about protection for insertion and to know that meandering from the bottom, to the cavity at the upper end of the alimentary canal has the potential to ultimately cause people to acquire Gram-negative, facultative anaerobic, rod-shaped bacterium

 

 

 

 

Submissive roleplay,

** no marking allowed **

** No bodily function / excretion play **  

Any attempt to asphyxiate, break bones,  
leave long lasting bruises, or  
permanently mark or disfigure will
be grounds for immediate termination
of our time together  

 
1 hr, 500
2 hrs, 1000
3 hrs, 1500
4 hrs, discount, 1800
5 hrs, discount, 2000
6 hrs discount, 2500
7 hrs discount, 2800

 

 

 

 

 

 
Upper Woodside, Minimum 800

La Honda, Minimum 1000

San Francisco, Minimum 800

Halfmoon Bay and Pacifica, minimum 1000

Danville, Pleasanton and Blackhawk, Minimum 800

Marin, Minimum 1000

Sacramento, Minimum, 1000

Monterey, Minimum, 1600

Gilroy, Minimum 800

Los Angeles, San Diego, Minimum 2800

Las Vegas, Minimum 2200

Out of state, Minimum 3200

 
**** Seven hours advanced notice, or more required for  
San Mateo, San Francisco, Halfmoon Bay, Pacifica, Gilroy
Danville, and Pleasanton

**** Four hours advanced notice, or more, required for San Jose area

If we have *not* met before, I have to politely decline all invitations to
Hayward, Oakland, and Fremont

 

** Note : I do *not* provide companionship in lieu of compensation for reviews **

[email protected]

4245715177

* Please allow me 24 to 72 hrs to reply to your email, or to return your call

* In one of your emails , phone calls, or texts, it would be wonderful if you would let me know where you are located, and for how many hours you might desire my presence

 

Turn offs:  

Sadly, it is necessary to cover some of the things that can adversely affect my thinking and attitude :

People that write fake reviews to get free membership

Catty women / women that pretend to be men and write fake reviews, so they get more men coming to them, when there are plenty of men to go around

Judgmental people, that do not realize some people have not found their voices yet, and that do not understand the way the world works

Gossip

Backstabbing

 
Turn ons :  

People that can agree to disagree

Compassionate people that give people latitude to grow and learn

Civil discussions on various subjects, where everyone who wants to contribute can, and in which everyone has the opportunity to learn

 
Culinary Preferences :

Chinese
Barbeque
Thai
Italian
Adventurous

 
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