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Creampie
leemadbury 2636 reads
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I did my first creampie with a providor I have been seeing for about a year.  It was absolutely amazing

GaGambler711 reads

Udolt already has this market cornered. and the "shock value" to BBFS has been used up long ago.

Of course I will post them  :D

It's a bit creepy that you two resemble each other so much  ;)

I checked the definition page and couldn't find it? Is that when you cum in her ass and then the pressure pushes the cum back out? If so I don't want to that lady for sure.

Agree with you, I would not want to see her either.

Swim

Only when the guys who claim to drink pineapple juice of course.

Funny....I haven't heard from any gal EVER who claimed that jizz tasted good.  Except for those who reply on the threADs.

At least many claim that on these boards.

Are you saying they (as in most, if not all) are lying?

Hard to imagine that  LOL

And just think...there are some dudes on here that actually believe the bullshit that if they eat certain foods it'll improve the results.  I read that and just shake my head...but hey, if someone wants to believe the fairy tale...go for it.  Maybe those delusional johnnie boys should give it the "old taste test" for themselves.  I suspect that'll dispel their myths.

Seems that the gals that I've known over all these years (both civvy and pro's)...haven't found one yet to dispel the truth that a guys cum is simply not tasty (or as most put it...downright disgusting).  You are quite spot on why some gals will guzzle....bucks or love.  And with the bucks they'll even smile about it  ;)

Cosette588 reads

if I'm in love of course I want all of someone, their cum, sweat, and well, maybe one other bodily fluid. Otherwise, I'm good with just the precum in my mouth.

and perhaps the most potent proof of the Intelligent Design Theory yet, though oddly I don't hear the religious literal truth of the Bible set using that argument for some strange reason.

Let's just agree that cum is an acquired taste and leave it at that.  I know just as many providers who profess to love the taste of cum as those who leave little doubt that they'd rather wrestle a baby elephant as allow a drop of the stuff in their mouth.

There is at least one civie I knew who loved the taste of cum so much that after we had intercourse with a condom, she would remove the condom and squeeze my jizz into her mouth from the condom.  So, cum revulsion, while still the mainstream, is not universal.

My own experience with this delicacy started very early in my sexual career.  My first girl friend on our second date was giving me a blow job and I came in her mouth.  She was so turned on that she then planted her self on my still hard dick and gave me a big kiss still having a mouthful of my cum - snowballing essentially.  She had quite the explosive orgasm simultaneously.

I had mixed emotions about it as you might imagine.  She looked at me a bit sheepishly and said something like:  I guess I should have warned you about that, huh?

But, the ice was broken, and we repeated that maneuver many times.

Fast forward to my hobby career:

I had little success with my regulars in suggesting CIM, much less swallowing until about 12 years ago when I read (I think on this board.), about using pineapple juice to improve the taste of cum.  Sure enough, after a few weeks of imbibing about a gallon of the stuff each week, I had gals who heretofore would swtich from BJ to HJ at the moment of ejaculation start to swallow me, much to my delight.  I even sampled my own semen and found that, while not exactly something I'd use as a spread on my toast, was at least manageable and thus began to engage in snowballing more and more to the mutual delight of many of the gals I see.

Just another of the many reasons to stay in touch with the hobby community on TER.



Cosette438 reads

I will agree that food can have a lasting effect on someone, but like you stated, it's been a significant amount every week. I'm sure those who have heard the advice are calling a provider or their girlfriend, chugging a glass of the stuff and saying, "take me now!"

It can certainly be enjoyable for a small number, but then so can drinking pee. To be honest, for me it's just emotional, I've simply chosen one thing that I consider intimate to make my next relationship "special". I go as far the first shot going in my mouth and then I feel it and pull my mouth back, nothing like I require 5 minutes of a warning or I'm going to run away screaming to the bathroom. Many haven't given me a warning.

You can bet I will be passing this advice on with someone I see multiple times a week, and I will report back with the findings, see if this is a sex myth.

See link.  Get your creamy tasty desserts straight.  It may save your life someday.

Udo561 reads

It's wheels up to Thailand now in just over 30 days for me. I arrive two days before the Filipina wife so I figure I shoud get about 8 young Thai creampies made before her arrival.

Closer to home you can't get more GFE than Tijuana where you can get a $75 rate at the downtown Marriott Hotel and have an overnight companion for $300.

In Mexico, GFE includes creampie since Mexican men usually do not use condoms.

I know I wasn't going to let the boards know about your infatuation with JB....but I couldn't resist.

So now you're Mexican?

Be sure to clean up after you're done with JB....and let the OP have a turn.

Udo418 reads

Chicago CPA why would you think I am a Mexican!

Udo is a German Jew my friend!!!

Jack_Inhoff598 reads

Jewish is a religion, and possibly a cultural identity. It's not a race or ethnicity.

AwGoFuckYourself453 reads

Speaking as the self-proclaimed "Worst Jew On The Planet," please go eat a bullet.  Or ask Gambler for some fucking rope.

GaGambler407 reads

Or we could always meet for drinks at the top of the Stratoshere, I still have an ongoing bet with ST C whether a dead cat will indeed "bounce"

Thoracicsurgeon709 reads

Other than that, I say you are a moron.  You use protection for **your** protection, idiot.  She chooses to demand you use protection for her protection.

Quit trying to win SPOTY.  You have a long way to go and not enough time

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