I have no references, at least not any that will vouch for me.  I'm a super nice guy, please take my word on that.  If you feel the need to screen, can you call me on my cell so that we can discuss the matter that way?  Do you really need to call me at work?  Oh, did I mention I am hung like a stud field mouse?  Can't we talk specifics?  How about I call you from the lobby to see what room you are in and what you are wearing?

Of course I am joking about all the above.  I thought I would use some info from other posts I have read.