Politics and Religion

True but spreading the fucking among the holes
Cpl_Punishment 2107 reads
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might allow us to survive, while pounding one incessantly could be fatal.

Seriously, the best we can hope to do is disrupt the parasites.  Make them scramble, give them a hotfoot.

Abraham Lincoln was raised in poverty and before he became our second greatest President of our Republic, had achieved success for example:

1. Served as captain of a militia company in Illinois.
2. Taught himself the law and passed the Bar.
3. Served in the Illinois State legislature four successive times. He promulgated legislation against slavery.
4. Served in the United States Congress.
5. Litigated and won many important cases most notably, Hurd vs. Rock Island Bridge Company and was involved in more than 5,000 cases during his civil and criminal 23 year legal career.

Again tell me what has been Sen. Obama accomplishments?  He is by occupation a lawyer but what cases has he been involved in? Who were his clients? What are his signature Illinois State legislative actions?

You tell a man’s personal character by his actions before he became a politician and that is where I have trouble with Sen. Barack Obama. Yes, the church he attends does matter. Whom he associated with does matter. On national television he has the audacity to say the Rev Wright seen at the National Press Club is not the man I know. Get real, a leopard does not change his spots. Rev. Wright, like him or dislike him at least he is honest and is unabashed with his views.

Senator Obama disavows any allegiance or knowledge of Louis Farrakan yet he was a member of the million man march on Washington D.C. A march adovocated by the Nation of Islam and sponsored by his pastor, Rev. Wright. Senator Obama states his dislike for terrorists yet he pals around with William Ayers former member of the Weather Underground.

I like to know why Obama did not serve in the military. I like to know why he contemptously looks down on small town America.  Sen. Obama was born and bred in elitist grammar, secondary, undergraduate and graduate schools of learning and it shows. I wonder, has Obama ever had to work for living?


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POTUS.

The 2nd rate schlickmeister is toast.

Mark this day down.

what will REALLY BE COMICAL is...

hearing the BaramaPhiles try to figure out how to blame this on Republicans

watching the StuporDelegates nominate HerThighness,

then sitting back with my conservative buds, drinking brewskis, and watching the Dummyrats disintegrate before our very eyes...

oh fuck, this is gonna be fun!!!

PS, as funny as it is, it's kinda sad the guy turned out to be such a phony but...

this is God, exacting revenge upon the Blasphemer...

Thy Will Be Done.

lol



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Cpl_Punishment1341 reads

your buds do.

Guess what?  You & I are probably not real good guesses of what soccer moms & college kids & feelthy swarthy folks may be thinking.

There will be regional patterns, but demographic profiles are going to be important, too.

There is no doubt in my ex-military mind that the 1st woman, the 1st black are tough sells, and we already know (justifiably or not) that Hillary (with Lushbos help) triggers every fear of Nurse Ratched that any male ever had.  (Personally, I like the Sister Frigidaire moniker, and I think she'd probably only be 85% as disastrous as McCain, who would be only half as disastrous as electing GW AGAIN.)

But you tell me if you think either the economy or the wars are going to get better by November.  I sure wouldn't bet on it.   As has been pointed out, Castro's economy could be better than the US by November, and the Democrats may well be able to nominate him on a WE'RE NOT REPUBLICANS ticket.

So yeah, it remains to be seen.  It never ceases to amaze me how amateur the Democrats are, and YET as good as the Republicans are at campaigning, they ALMOST ALWAYS fuck things up once they're in office.   Where do you think Jimmie Carter got the idea of negotiating with the enemy as a private citizen, before Reagan did the same thing to him?  Do you suppose that goofy mofo should have been shot at sunrise, and guess how many private negotiators we'd have then?


So like usual, the question before us today is, would we rather have professional crooks running the show, or amateur crooks?  The pros have had 8 years, it's time to change the watch.

notwithstanding a quibble over characterizations, nature itself compels change...we're still fucked, it just depends on which hole gets it first

Cpl_Punishment2108 reads

might allow us to survive, while pounding one incessantly could be fatal.

Seriously, the best we can hope to do is disrupt the parasites.  Make them scramble, give them a hotfoot.

Satan_Here1389 reads

I do like her style... and Bill and I have had a lot of fun together.

Jack0sAgent1463 reads

What you suggest here is that the comparison offends your sense of holiness, and my client says you're, um, deluded.

We have experts who will testify that Old Abe farted copiously.  In fact, he died in a whorehouse.  So let's forget the hero worship here, and stop to think a minute about what we want to see.

Let me point out that the comparison was limited to the single point that Lincoln (widely accepted as an excellent president) was a single term congressman when elected, and his election pretty much triggered  southern secession.  He was also a rabble-rouser who opposed the Mexican war, and was a (GASP) TRIAL LAWYER!!  He was also one ugly motherfucker, and if he were running today, you fuckers would be pissing and moaning that he'd never been to law school, and that his beard proved he was a hippie.  

The point was that we are always looking for EXPERIENCE, but you know what?  The most experienced ones are often the biggest fuckups.  Remember Dick Nixon?  Because I do.   Bush 2 sure had lots of experienced people in his cabinet, and look how much good it did him.  Can't even invade the right country.  Shee-it!

If the church he attends matters (and the eminent psoter Chuck Darwin has made the point that it is inherently incredible to contend that any male actually listens in church, and you um people just undermine your credibility by stating otherwise) then I want to know exactly why McCain's crazy-assed preacher doesn't matter.

Why are we worried about what their PREACHER says?  If that is the best argument you have against him - and I assume it must be, or you wouldn't be pitching it so hard - then you just convinced me to vote for him.   Because I have serious doubts about the sanity and integrity of the others.  This fellow has not yet committed himself to totally fucked up policies.

So here we are in a 2 front war that we have NO FUCKING PLAN for, and arguing about whether he's wearing a lapel pin.  You fuckers are INSANE, and if you're against him, that's a damn good argument FOR him.

Let me tell you, if you voted for George Bush, don't be telling me about how you can know a man's character.   Oh, he's a character, alright - not exactly the character you'd want in the same trench with you, though.    Those people who voted for GW Bush last time should be disqualified from voting, as obviously insane.

So why didn't Obama serve?  Why didn't Dick Cheney?  Why didn't Rush Limbaugh?  For that matter, why won't GW release his records and stop the nagging suspicion that he was AWOL?   Why are those brave Republicans always fighting the war of ideas?

I'll tell you why Obama didn't serve:  because  he knew that he would get a MOH, and then you fuckers would swift-boat his ass.

his accomplishments. What are Sen, Obama's accomplishments as a lawyer and politician? To whom a man chooses to stand with are important decisions he makes in his life. They are decisions which are a hallmark of his personal character.

Abraham Lincoln chose to stand with those standing for freedom of all peoples. He was a single-term Congressman because he chose to stand up against a warmongering Democratic president. Lincoln was honest, stood for his principles and did not pander for votes.  

Senator Obama either:
1) pandered for votes by joining an influential church led by Rev. Wright or

2) decided to stand with Rev. Wright, William Ayers and the million man march because he believes on their views of America.

Which one is it?

As far as George W. Bush, I have stated before  he has a thin resume and I question his military service but as far as I know he is not running for President.

Jack0sAgent2928 reads

Come on, what we're talking about here is as critical as the deck chairs on the Titanic.  None of this shit bothered Republicans when GW was running.

Darwin has already proved that men join churches for pussy. QED, end of story.

And god forbid that any politician should pander for votes.  Bush would never have done that as long as he had the Supreme Court (injunctions are supposed to preserve evidence, not preclude it) and McCain would never pander when he could do a double Immelman to get a crazy preacher's endorsement.

No, what you're talking about here is the usual double standard.

We make no apologies for anything Obama may be or have done.   We simply note that you deranged morons who think you judged GW's character need to check what you're smoking, and that Obama is the ONLY candidate who has not ALREADY committed himself to policies that have been proven to be totally fucked.

So let's hear the bitching about the lapel pins.

If he has no accomplishments then how are we to ascertain his character to be commander-in-chief other than his associations. How are we to assess his decision making skills.

Again, George W. Bush is not running for President. In 2000, I voted for Gore.

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Jack0sAgent2538 reads

accomplished a 3 second beer belch, his primary qualification is that he is NOT (yet) married to totally fucked up policies.

Your argument that character can be judged from experience or accomplishments is baloney.  Bush ran on the bullshit that he would bring character into the WH, and the dumb fuckers of the USA bought it.  What had HE ever accomplished?   Fucked up the Rangers?  COuldn't find oil in Texas?  Couldn't find his military or criminal records?

Get this - this election is NOT a good choice.  We have a guaranteed and proven disaster, and we have Nurse Ratched, and we have this Hope Boy.   Well, fuck, I have to go with Hope.  Beats the shit right out of DisasterMan.

How are we to judge the character of a fellow who says he doesn't care if we're at war for 100 years?   Take him at his word, maybe?

I'll tell you, I liked McCain one hell of a lot better when he was mouthing off to the Republican Religious Right Retards.   Now he's sucking their ass, and nobody is saying, "hey, nice Immelman!"

I will tell you, I think that mutha deserves his tax free pension, and his hot wife with her beer joint.   But we have had ENOUGH of Vietnam redux.  It's the SAME SHIT, all over again, and I will tell you how that happens - democracies don't understand gray wars, and don't fight them well.  And oh yes, they sometimes elect frat boys who like to stuff the court.

I used to be real smug about 3rd worlders.  Now, we have the FUCKING MEXICANS helping our pathetic asses out of our troubles.

GaGambler2058 reads

I don't know shit, I haven't done shit, My entire list of qualifications is the fact that I haven't fucked up any thing of any importance yet because I haven't been given a chance. Please give me a chance to really, really fuck up the country that both my wife and my preacher both admit to hating.

Yep, that will get his supporters coming out in droves to support him. I nominate JackO to take over as Obama's campaign manager.

Jack0sAgent1514 reads

The platform is, it doesn't matter if I can't do shit, I couldn't possibly make things worse than the others.   What am I gonna do, start a THIRD front?  With Mexico maybe?  Flush the economy?  That's already been done.

So what if his wife and preacher hate America?  At least they haven't confessed in public to scheming to destroy America, like Bush.  (For the record, Wright has a better & longer military record than Bush - but for Republicans, cheap talk and limp dicks are all that matters.)

People, the choice is clear, between proven fuckups and a possible fuckup.  This is a NO-BRAINER, and that's why it fits you perfectly.

Ann_Colt_Fucker1940 reads

we should invade all muslim countries, kill their leaders and convert them to christianity.

Well, you should.  I'm staying here in Florida with my latte, and sucking up those royalties selling drivel to drooling morons.

TontotheInjun1954 reads

Fuck up foreign policy, big time.
Fuck up domestic policy, big time.
Fall on pretzel, knock self out.
Alfred E. Newman copyright violator, big time.
That about cover it.

TontotheInjun2102 reads

RNC no serve in military.   Me want to know WTF GW was.  Sure not at ANG drills.

Me want to know if you think GW ever work for living.  Me think he drink for living.

Why you bitch about this now?  You no bitch when frat boy GW show up with case of Bud.

Me think you fuckers 2-faced.   Me think flyboy McCain not flip-flopper - he do loop-the-loops.  He do fucking triple Immelmans.

Me think you judge GW character.  Right.  Me think you fucking deranged.  You need heap big locoweed, maybe you come back to earth.

Another_Fucking_Alias1325 reads

That is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.
ROFLMFAO.

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