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Posted 4/17/2012 at 3:26:20 PM

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OLDTED'S EXOTIC DAY SPA

UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!  for the fifth time this year.

THEE place for ladies to be pampered. Papasan Charlie will draw you an exotic bath surrounded by candles. As you relax in the steamy water Charlie will  softly strum your favorite Manilow song on his guitar (he knows them all). After 30 minutes he'll wrap you in the softest robe made and lead you to the massage room where oldted will rub out all the tension right down your back and out through the bottoms of your feet. On the flip his master hands will cause the earth to move beneath you from the release of your sensual energy. Your time will conclude with you wrapped in his gentle embrace.

You can find us at the Metrolina Industrial Business Park, Suite J, next to the World Full Gospel Fellowship Church on Frontage Road.

Parking in rear.

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Posted By: Roadshow2
First off this is not meant to make fun of advertizers on Back page. Well ok, there are a few out there that are really off the chart.  Actually this is meant for us fellas to make a bit of fun of ourselves.  

The rules??? We dont need no stinking rules with one exception,  DO NOT make fun of an individual.  

Gentlemen, if I can call you that,  post your "ad" replying to this post, not someone elses ad. And feel free to comment without being rude.

Ladies,  no voting till tomorrow.  Let everybody get in today.  You know how busy these boys can get.  Also ladies yall can shill a little rotflmao.  Also ladies you cannot put your ad here.  It wouldnt help your image at all being associated with our lame attempts lol.  

The winner will be appointed to the city council of Hobbywood as  the Director of Public Parks and Recreation.  You will be responsible to ensure the grass patches are all trimmed and looking good. IF you catch my drift.

Good Luck and may the mmmm  best mmmm  stud win!


 

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