Friends,
  What is it with Carolinas providers and the absurd, bullshit excuses used to cancel at the last minute. In the last year I have been treated to the following excuses just before a session: unexpected appearance of her period when on a previous session she told me all about her hysterectomy; sudden attack of the flu during the summer months; cat going missing though she previously told me she is allergic to pets; and today in Charlotte, drum roll, please... Wallet stolen from car at a time when our session was to have already started.

I mean, it's one thing to cancel ahead of time, but some of these excuses are just sooooo unlikely as a last minute out. And I'm out the cost of a hotel room that I now don't need. I'm tempted to post the names of the ladies involved, but any who are interested can just PM me for that info. Where are all the good providers in Carolina? And why not offer a discount if I'm willing to take a chance on you again?

Guess I'll just drink that bottle of champagne that I had on ice all by myself. Can you tell I'm pissed?