That should make everybody happy!

Maybe even get some results!

Day 1:  Sweep Iraq & Afghanistan, shoot all persons wearing towels on heads, leave where fall.

Day 2:  Get all US forces on planes out of Iraq & Afghanistan.   Blow all ordnance in place, leave anything worth less than $10,000.

Day 3:  Nationalize all foreign assets in USA, (including foreign nationals) hold auction on e-bay.  Fedex gets delivery contracts.

Day 4:  Hold massive Hollywood party, get donations of old copyrights and hourly body rentals of all female academy members, hold auctions on e-bay.  

Day 5:  Pay off national debt and all foreclosed homes.  Stiff Chinese - tell them to fuck themselves and their promissory notes, and their funny-assed alphabet too.  (Except for the cute chicks - we will fuck them.)

Day 6:  Establish exchange program between Las Vegas and New Orleans for mutual economic stabilization.  Spare chorus lines report to White House for intern duty.

Day 7:  Establish bodily fluids exchange program between Americans and foreign nationals scoring 9+ on scale of 10.  

Day 8:  Deport all televangelists to Darfur.  Tell them to come on line and assault the infidels.

Days 9-16: Old fat guy appreciation week - Dick Cheney excepted.  National week of rest and beer consumption.  All babes must put out for hominid/s of their choice.

Month 9:  Stand by for the mongrel baby boom from all the inseminated foreign nationals!  Do it again, and again, and again!!!  Massive red, white, blue, gold, purple, green, fireworks displays!!  Free showings of all spaghetti westerns!!