You see, this is why you have got to love the Pallys: they're never at a loss for Rube Godbergesque ideas [an irony in itself], but simply never have anyhing to show for it. Except continued failure.
Besides, that rabbit can't "eat the Jews" - rabbits are herbivores, not carnivores. Typical fedayeen fecklessness.
But this gets me thinking. The Hamms Pallys previously had a "terrorist" Mickey Mouse knockoff, now they're working on a Bugs Bunny[?] "terrorist" rabbit. [Was the "terrorist" bee based on Jerry Seinfeld's Bee-Movie character?] Do they plan to run through the entire catalogue of iconic American cartoon figures and try to adapt them to their radically unsuccessful political goals? I mean, if this is the best the Pallys can do, some can rest quite easy as the Pallys will never be able to liberate Occupied Palestine.
Well, i'm looking forward to a Hamas Pally adaptations of 3 cartoon characters in particular : Daffy Duck, Wile E. Coyote, and Elmer Fudd. Warner Brothers may be quite upset re the posible copyright infringements, but that's something else again. Hey, just like the Pallys, Daffy, Wile and Elmer all have vast and decades-long experience at having the best-laid plans go awry, on having things blow up in their feckless faces [literally, in cartoon character universe logic], and being outsmarted at every turn by a somewhat more clever opponent.
I'm guessing Porky Pig will not be pressed into service, for obvious reasons.
I'm also curious if the Hamas Pallys can adapt the Tinkerbell chararacter from Disney.
Anyway, take a look below:
PA TV Bunny Rabbit Threatens to 'Eat the Jews'
by Nissan Ratzlav-Katz
The latest TV character created to incite Palestinian Authority children to anti-Semitism, Islamic triumphalism and violence has debuted on a popular show produced by Hamas. The character is a cute rabbit who aspires to finish off the Jews and eat them.
The rabbit's name is Assoud, which translates as "lions," and he has come from Lebanon "in order to return to the homeland and liberate it," according to the Palestinian Media Watch (PMW) organization, which translated the
"I, Assoud, will finish off the Jews and eat them."
In a PA children's program called Tomorrow's Pioneers, a young girl hostess asks the new character, "Why is your name Assoud, since you are a rabbit?"
Assoud replies: "A rabbit is a [term] for a bad person and coward. And I, Assoud, will finish off the Jews and eat them."
"Allah Willing!" the girl exclaims.
Later in the show, children are taught that the Jewish city of Tel Aviv is actually Arab and that it must be "liberated" by way of Hamas-style terrorism.
Assoud asks the child hostess of the program, "Do you know the original name of our city... Tel Aviv?"
"It's our city: Tel-Rabia," she replies, "but the Zionists today call it Tel Aviv, but it will stay ours.... And we will return with Allah's will."
Assoud: "How will we go to our city if the Jews took it?"
"We will continue the resistance [a PA term for terrorism]," she answers.
The program ends with singing: "We will never recognize Israel...." with the hostess emphasizing the call to "liberate our homeland from the Zionist filth."
The show, Tomorrow’s Pioneers, first became known for its genocidal Mickey Mouse look-alike character, Farfur. The show's producers had Farfur murdered by Israelis and replaced by Nahoul the bee, who was killed off in an episode in which Israel would not allow him to leave Gaza for medical treatment.
Disclaimer : under you're dumber than a crateload of rusty crowbars, you will recognize that the above was intented as very low-grade sarcasm, irony and humor, and not to be taken too seriously. That, of course, will NOT deter at least one member of this forum from [inevitably] responding with his predictable tropes as if this was an serious line of argument. Sigh.
