Hillary and Obama run neck to neck right up to convention.  They tear each other apart with allegations of racism, attacks on character and of course question each others morals and integrity.  Bill and Hillary are so fucking vicious that they are able to secure the nomination at the convention after destroying Obama. Meanwhile they have alienated the blacks, the wide eyed dumb downed young liberals, the idealistic fools who wanted a change, etc.  This group of disappointed ragtag simpletons decides to “Boycott” the election because the Clintons were so mean spirited and they are going to make a statement by not voting for Hillary.  Meanwhile on the Republican side Romney pulls ahead of McCain and gets the nomination at the convention. The Republican strategists find some issue that will galvanize the Republican voters like the same sex issue in the last election.  The Republicans disregard the Dems and the independents and concentrate on an 80% Republican turn out.  Romney not only wins, the Republicans retake the House and the Senate.  Romney quickly forgets about things like overturning Roe v Wade, same sex marriages, prayers in school and all the other trivial issues that the red state folks hold so dear. Instead, he gets down to the real issues.  He bolsters the economy with a variety of tax incentive programs, secures our borders, causes legislation to be passed that would outlaw quotas to be used in civil rights lawsuits and consent decrees.  Lawyers who handle civil rights lawsuits will no longer be allowed to bill the defendant for their services.  They will have to settle for a contingency fee like the rest of the plaintiff shysters. Romney is a two term president and has to opportunity to replace Ginsburg, Souter, Breyer with of arch conservative jurists.

To put it all in perspective: Just picture an incredibly ugly woman driving a Volvo station wagon with a wimpy looking man in the back seat bottle feeding a baby with a Hillary for President Sticker on the rear bumper. Everyone is frowning, even the infant. She is driving very slowly to conserve fuel.  Along comes a four wheel drive Ford pick up truck with a guy who looks like Arnold driving with his arm around a stunningly beautiful girl with a Romney for President Sticker on his bumper.  They blow by the shit birds so fast that Ms.Dyke looses control of her car and ends up in a ditch.  Her wimp ass pussy whipped husband panics and starts crying because he is too weak to think for himself.  Miss beautiful asks, “What was that?” referring to the Volvo.  Her macho man says, “Oh it was nothing but some trash left over from the election.”