Edwards: His hair will be perfect when he delivers his concession speech.

Hillary: Her face will look like she overdosed on ultra sour lemon drops when she delivers her concession speech.

Romney: His hair will be almost as bulletproof as Edward's when he delivers his concession speech.

McCain: Will fall asleep halfway through his concession speech.

Thompson: Will fall asleep before he even gives his concession speech.

Ted Kennedy: Will offer to drive Hillary home from her campaign headquarters. Bill will enthusiasticlly agree.

Huckabee: Will utter the words that will ultimately prove to be his downfall during his victory speech "Well soo-prise, soo-prise, soo-PRISE!"