Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, a golfer gal here no doubt. Think I might rather enjoy your foresome a bit more than my current golf foresome. Of couse with my current group, I usually end up putting money IN my pocket at the end of the day. With yours, I am confident that the money would be flowing in the opposite direction. Lil Debbie, I might just have to try to fit you into my game in the near future though. :o Have heard good things about you Darlin'. Naturally, I know nothing of your golf game!! LOL
Well golf season is upon us once again and so begins the competition for my $$$$s. With all due respect to the lovely providers in the Phoenix area, I will be cutting back on my visits for a bit. That is not to say, of course, that I am giving up the hobby totally, but there are several good reasons why a man must do what he has got to do. I have listed some of them below for you:
Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
1. A below par performance is considered
good.
2. You can stop in the middle and have a
cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
3. It's easier to find the sweet spot.
4. Foursomes are encouraged.
5. You can still make money doing it as
a senior.
6. Two and sometimes three times a day
is possible.
7. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you
do it with someone else.
8. If you live in Naples, FL you can do it
every day.
9. You don't have to cuddle with your
partner when you're finished.
....and best of all
10. If your equipment gets old and rusty,
you can replace it.
Foursomes are definitely encouraged in this biz too
Just ask some of the guys that have seen me, Felina and Kandee!
Either way...that's a pretty funny analogy. I love a man with a sense of humor
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, a golfer gal here no doubt. Think I might rather enjoy your foresome a bit more than my current golf foresome. Of couse with my current group, I usually end up putting money IN my pocket at the end of the day. With yours, I am confident that the money would be flowing in the opposite direction. Lil Debbie, I might just have to try to fit you into my game in the near future though. :o Have heard good things about you Darlin'. Naturally, I know nothing of your golf game!! LOL
I agree with what you are saying, but you forgot to mention washing your balls (Golf Balls that is lol)...ya know we have a jacuzzi that could help you lol!
Malissa (feeling a bit naughty tonite lol)
Yikes, what a thought! Makes my PUTTER get hard just thinking about it. In the golf world, I am always playing with NEW BALLS (keep losing the old ones.) In real life, I have to play with the same old TWO over and over again. Now, that just doesn't seem right! Perhaps a little SPIT and RUB would help out a bit on the old balls and make them look like new. What do you think? The putter is still hard by the way thinking about the jacuzzi!!!! But then again, I might have that shrivel problem. That is almost as bad as losing them........ Oh well....
Why thank you Ms. Stone. You can be in my foresome anyday!
I broke my ankle after falling off the ball washer.
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It wasn't me this time lol ;P
11. It's actually a GOOD thing when you find other people's balls in the rough in which you are playing!