Inara’s Joke of the Week

An engineer is walking down the road one day, and, seeing a frog on the side of the road, bends down to look at it. Suddenly, it pipes up and talks to him!

"I may look like a frog now, but I'm really a princess - if you kiss me, I'll turn back into my real self!"

The engineer smiles, picks up the frog, puts it in his shirt pocket and goes on to the lab.

When he gets to the lab, he puts the frog down to get some work done, and she opens her mouth to speak:

"I tell you, I'm a beautiful princess! If you kiss me, I'll turn back, and I'll do anything you want!"

The engineer smiles, and goes on with is work. After he's done, he picks the frog up. She again starts talking to him:

"Look, I'm a princess turned into a frog! If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful woman. I'll do whatever you want! And I'll stay with you forever!"

The engineer peers at the frog, smiles, and tucks it back in his pocket for the walk home. When he gets there, he pulls her out, and she nearly screams at him:

"WHAT THE HELLS THE MATTER WITH YOU? Here I am, I'm a beautiful princess, I'll do whatever you want, and I'll stay with you forever! Why won't you kiss me??"

The engineer says, "Well, I don't have time for a girlfriend,..."

 
Who does, eh?  

 
For those of you who haven’t met me yet, I'm a sexy 32 year old woman with a wide naughty streak. I love to play and explore new things, and I LOVE what I do! When you look into my hazel eyes and see a bit of mischief stirring, you know you are in for a good time!

It has been said that spending time with me is like stepping into a whole new world where nothing matters but you and I. You deserve to have my full attention, and that is what you will get.

You will most likely find my personality to be friendly, honest and refreshingly genuine from the get-go, and then it gets even better. I am a passionate woman and absolutely willing to be wildly expressive when the time and place are right.  

Be forewarned - you may find one short meeting to not be nearly enough!

I stand 6 feet even (barefoot) and have a well-proportioned & well-toned body built on lucky genes and lots of Pilates. My silky soft alabaster skin and all-natural, perky 36DDs love attention, as do my sexy, high-arched feet and all of the rest of my curves. I’m often described as 'body in her twenties, mature beyond her years'.  

I enjoy exploring and mutual satisfaction. I especially enjoy fellow geeks and gentleman who appreciate my playful demeanor and love to laugh as much as I do, but most especially I adore men who communicate well and know what they want.  
 
For those of you that are as attracted to a woman’s brain and personality as her physical assets, I have a wide variety of interests and can hold intelligent conversations on anything from the latest tech gadgets to marketing strategy, Ted talks, travel to warm and/or foreign places, kinks of all sorts and anything in between. I'm sure we'll find something we are both passionate about!

A look around my website should give you a good feel for who I am and whether or not you will enjoy my company. I hope you'll be impressed with the way my personality shows through in my writing and my pictures. If so, we are bound to be great together!
     
Til we rendezvous…
Sweet, juicy dreams to you,

--Inara

 
PS - My incall is totally private, just minutes from downtown in lower Queen Anne, and it's a very clean, comfortable, well-stocked space. And I ADORE men who are willing to plan ahead - hint hint.  

 
Ready to take the plunge? Here are the current openings in my schedule (other times may be available if you ask nicely)…

 
This Week:
Monday (5/19) 2pm-4pm
Tuesday (5/20) 8am-10am, 1pm-5pm
Wednesday (5/21) 8am-11am, 2pm-4pm
Thursday (5/22) Traveling
Friday (5/23) 8pm-9pm

 
Next Week:
Monday (5/26) MEMORIAL DAY 11am-7pm
Tuesday (5/27) 2pm-8pm
Wednesday (5/28) 10am—noon, 3pm-11pm
Thursday (5/29) 7am-6pm
Friday (5/30) 11am-9pm

 
Week After:
Monday (6/2) UNAVAILABLE
Tuesday (6/3) UNAVAILABLE
Wednesday (6/4) 10am-11pm
Thursday (6/5) 8am-6pm
Friday (6/6) 11am-9pm

 

Rates (for Seattle & the Eastside)

$300/hr
$450/1.5 hrs (I LOVE the feel of a relaxed session, don't you?
$600/2 hrs
$1000/4 hrs
$1800/12 hrs (Overnight)

A note on last minute vs. pre-booking…  
I find that I prefer 60-70% of my schedule booked a day or three ahead of time, and the rest booked the day of (provided references come through in time). Whether you have the luxury of planing your schedule weeks in advance, or have to wait until the last last minute to hobby, I look forward to seeing you. And I will happily pre-verify you if you want to be free to be spontaneous when our schedules DO match up.  

Remember, I ADORE men who know are willing to plan ahead!

 
Verification

Traditional two reference system accepted as well as P411. Alternate screening available but ideally you will be willing to give me real information for this to work, and plan a day or two ahead of time so we have enough time to check you out.

**Note: If you need extra help with verification, you may hear from my assistant Eve -- she is a gigantic help to me, and a real sweetheart. Treat her well!

Returning friends are always very warmly welcomed!

 
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Contact Me

I make appointments via email. Trust me, it's much faster than trying to get ahold of me on the phone - even for last minute appointments!

Helpful things to include in your message include 1) when you want to meet, and for how long... 2) how you would like to be verified (references from established ladies are wonderful, a P411 account in good standing is acceptable, or a public meet'n greet at my social time rate is also an option.)

Email: [email protected]
Website: www.amazinginara.com
Phone: I will give this out once we have made an appointment in case you need help with directions