Each and every one of these comments are predictable.  I understand you're embarrassed but bringing attention to the matter may help you to be more aware.  It is not a providers job to endure your cluelessness on proper hygiene.  The ladies are here to show you the affection no one else will give you - we are not here to fix you.  We appease you and get on with our lives.  We are not doctors.   Your anger shows how hard some nerves were hit and the fact of the matter is the ladies talk just like the men do.  We all know what's up with whom and your screen names or aliases don't hide who you are darlings   Redirecting the attention to my "writing skills" is hilarious!  I'm not here to show my intelligence (trust me, it far exceeds yours) I'm here to blurt out soem honest to goodness FACTS and I honestly don't care what you think of my approach because your opinion irrelevant.  The only thing I care about is that you get your issues under control - if not for me or other providers, for ANYONE that may have access to what's going on in your britches  Got it?

I did forget one other point:  When you're in our homes (or even hotel room) don't be snooping in cabinets, behind doors or in medicine chests! This shows total lack of respect and class!