Friendship between women: A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
Friendship between men: A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
Doc: Good story. I needed a laugh. The man portion is also illustrative of the loyalty to political parties and their "leaders". "Hell yes he is a lying, miserable hypocrite but he is mine so I'll keep kissing their ass and proclaiming their purity."
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