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Do you really want me to answer that question for you?
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Only if you really want to know....but I prefer to do so privately.

Email me...oopss, how about if you PM me?  Oh drat, you can't.

Guess we'll just have to keep this public :D

Sometimes I feel like the Karate Kid.
Paint the fence... Up, down. Long strokes.
Sand the floor.. Counter clockwise rotation.
Paint the house. Side to side.
Wax on wax off. Clockwise rotation.
Focus... Always remember to focus.
Did Mr. Miagi teach me to eat pussy?
Lets hear some input. Ladies what works for you?
Do I... Sand the floor, then paint the house?
Or just stick to Wax on wax off?
Gentleman. What do you find to be the best producer of little miss O?

I don't like a guy who just goes in full pressure on my stinger if you will. I like a mix of various licks, sucks, up, down, side to side, but don't motor boat please ha ha. There are a few guys on TER who need no direction, and I am glad to have gotten a taste first hand.

I like more of an upward lick, than downward and don't suck on the stinger as if it is a thick milk shake you're trying to get through a straw...ouch! I also don't like fingers unless it is just half of ONE finger rubbed around the outside and barely in. Don't lick my ahole, don't spread my legs apart and try to put them over my head...that makes me rather uncomfortabe but some ladies like it. If a guy actually wants me to get off, listen or it is not going to happen. If he does not give a flip, don't bother doing it ha ha.

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" If a guy actually wants me to get off, listen or it is not going to happen. If he does not give a flip, don't bother doing it ha ha. "

Well said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be the lover she needs you to be, NOT the lover you think you are.

Is being an astute observer while in the moment, and adapting accordingly.

The better you are at that, the better you are..

;)

inicky46407 reads

Just gently and rapidly flick the tip of your tongue on her clit.  Occasionally alternate with long lapping strokes and/or gently suck her entire pussy into your mouth.  Then go back to the hummingbird.
Oh, and don't forget to put a finger or two inside and rub her G-spot.

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Woof Woof!!! Slurp Slurp!!
Just watch a dog licking water from a bowl...!!!
Hell, it should be easy for guys, since we are ALL dogs!!

There is a book named "She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman" which was authored by Ian Kerner. It recommends exactly what you are turned on by which is to lick with full tongue.  Interesting reading for DATY fans. Hmmmm, sounds like a date with you while you are here in DC is in order. LOL

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I like a cross between the pointy tongue and the flatter tongue. And if what you're doing is working I will say, don't stop doing that...please listen and literally, don't stop doing that or it's back to square one for moi. Geez just goes to show that the technique that worked on one lady might not work on another.

Not a fan of the fingers either, it's distracting most of the time. Or one very gently placed about 1 1/2 inside and gently moved, not into the full on arm thrusting , finger twirling, cervix tickling action.

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I guess that is the technique that you use on the ladies...and get the desired results?

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And your ring comments are that only a fella would make.

And now this...oh the masks we wear.

Get with preppie and work on keeping these stories straight.

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Don't worry SS...they'll be leaving this evening so you can go out then.

But watch out for the Crown Vics....most aren't what they appear either :D

saturnsky256 reads

But thanks so very much for your help. I have no idea how I managed to get this far in life without you.

Dr Who revived280 reads

Only if you really want to know....but I prefer to do so privately.

Email me...oopss, how about if you PM me?  Oh drat, you can't.

Guess we'll just have to keep this public :D

saturnsky305 reads

Since you know so much and like giving unsolicited advice, why not write an ebook for hookers and tell us all how to run our businesses, hell our lives for that matter. And those that actually value your opinion could buy it. It's a win win, they get your sage advice and you get to make a $.

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And again little lady...this is a public board and when you put a public post out there it is no longer "unsolicited".

Find a nice "private" board if that is your concern.

Or as I have suggested numerous times...click on the ignore button.  But you can't...and you just keep on reading.  And replying.

Hey...that's how we play this game...isn't it?

inicky46288 reads

by her responses.  But I'll also ask.  My point is, the hummingbird seems to be the most popular.

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Or are you constantly having to file "restraining orders" when folks use your "patented" Hummingbird approach?

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?!  have another drink!

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Or are you constantly having to file "restraining orders" when folks use your "patented" Hummingbird approach?

inicky46359 reads

They follow guys like you around and check to make sure you are paying the required fees to www.flikitlikeahummingbird.com
We accept PayPal, too.

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They may flip on you for a Benjy or two.

Just sayin :D

inicky46269 reads

They're not "on" crack, they're "in" crack.

Please schedule with me as soon as humanly possible! I am begging you!

Posted By: inicky46
Just gently and rapidly flick the tip of your tongue on her clit.  Occasionally alternate with long lapping strokes and/or gently suck her entire pussy into your mouth.  Then go back to the hummingbird.
Oh, and don't forget to put a finger or two inside and rub her G-spot.

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Ben she just makes the cutest little noises.

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I'm sure Daddy would give you an advance this week to make that happen if you tell him what it's for!

prepkid279 reads

I have been kinda afraid to go right down after that thread of stinking hooch and condom smelling.. LOL

Posted By: ChgoCPA
I'm sure Daddy would give you an advance this week to make that happen if you tell him what it's for!

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Just wondering if that is your typical protocol...or you wash up afterwards?

You know Mom doesn't want you getting sick!

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that I bite her clit.  Hard.  It sends her over the top.

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This is my technique, but every girl is different so sometimes it needs adjustment:

Warm her up with some light touching
Gently kiss the area all around the kitty, then give one long lick from the bottom of the kitty to the top, don't touch the clit yet though!
lay your tongue flat against the lips for about ten seconds
while doing the above, make sure not to touch the clit yet, but lightly breath against it with ur nose
Remove tongue, then kiss around the kitty again for a few seconds (the removal of the sensation will drive women nuts)
Then give her a nice lick from bottom to top again, and explore the inside of the kitty a bit with the tongue
As you move your way back up to the C, start kissing right around it and begin licking all around it
Now the main show begins, the best technique i've found is to keep it totally random, and the best way to do that? Draw the ALPHABET with your tongue (uppercase or lowercase is fine lol)
If you're doing this right, you should stop at the letter O and repeat the "O" motion as you slowly start exploring the inside of the kitty with your finger
If she's into it, you can continue on with the alphabet while giving her the classic "in and up" motion.
At this point, she might be going nuts and the best thing to do is keep the technique slow and speed up as she speeds up
Hopefully she's right on the edge, and you can just push her over whenever you wish, but a girl loves it if you can bring her to the edge and slow it down. Then her O is totally at your command and she will go crazy once you take her over the edge

Final points:
ALWAYS listen to your partner and respond to her body motion, every lady is different: some girls like a fast tongue and slow fingers or vice versa or something else
Give her some eye contact and a smile once in awhile and some nice noises so she knows that you are ENJOYING yourself down there

Anyways, that's my two cents

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