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Just remember that as the headliner there is a 30 minute limit.

So try not to come up with to many of these "knee slappers" if you want to get your whole set in.

And which Menards are you at...they are too lax on employee break time!

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I was with a super lovely mature lady a while back, and one of the things I really like to do is to watch a woman masturbate. So after some intense coitus, I got off the bed and pulled up the hotel room chair next to it and sat down. I told her I wanted to watch her play with her pussy and make herself cum, while I stroked myself.

She was really into it for about 3-4 minutes and then it was obvious by the look on her face that she was having trouble. I moved back in for some DATY and got her off and she then sucked me to completion, which was obviously great. After I put out the candles and while we had some small talk as we finished drinking our glasses of wine, I asked her if I had done something wrong. She told me that no, everything was fine, but that she's never been able to masturbate herself to orgasm. She simply can't make herself cum and never has.

Of course she felt bad but I told her it was nothing to feel bad about and it didn't bother me in the slightest, but I wondered if any other ladies may have the same issue as this is something I've never encountered before in all of my years (or at least none of the women I've been with have opened up about it).

Works every time...trust me on this one!

just make sure it is a pauliewalnuts review

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Works every time...trust me on this one!

Many women have a hard time with self pleasure, not that strange.  She just needs more stimulation like porn or a vibrator I think.

Of course she can't get horny with the picture of you whacking in front of her! Ahahahahahhaah.

Just a joke buddy.

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Posted By: prepkid
Of course she can't get horny with the picture of you whacking in front of her! Ahahahahahhaah. Just a joke buddy.
Awesome! Seriously, that's some funny shit right there. No offense taken, I have a very quick wit and a twisted sense of humor... for example:

I was with a gorgeous lady years ago. After we were cleaned up and dressed, she picked up her purse and gave me a little kiss and said: "Well, honey... I've got to haul ass".

A line IMMEDIATELY flashed into my mind. I couldn't suppress it. I told her

"I'm sorry, but this just has to come out, I can't help myself and I don't mean it, but...
long haul!"

Fortunately she knew me well enough to know I was kidding, so she lightly smacked me on my head with the purse and said: "You're so bad!" and she laughed.

Sweet lady. Fiery redhead. Haven't seen her in years... now I'm wondering what happened to her.

Le sigh...

But I'm sure we can talk to the comedy club owner and get you a 3 minute spot and warm up the audience

I had a session at 10pm. And well living on campus that time, I HAD to be back by 11:30pm. So when we were over at a little after 11pm and she was just chatting while getting ready to go, I was quite rushing myself. When she asked what's the hurry, I told her that I HAVE to be back by 11:30pm and that it is like 40 mins by car back to campus.

She was like: what happens if you are late? Do you get kicked out of the school?

I told her: "They will shove a bible up my ass." I told her how they are preparing us for prison in case we need to shove dices up our asses to play Monopoly while incarcerated. Shake it shake it, and draw!

She and I laughed for about 7 mins no joke. It was far funnier during that situation. And no they did not shove one up when I was late..

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Posted By: prepkid
Of course she can't get horny with the picture of you whacking in front of her! Ahahahahahhaah. Just a joke buddy.
Awesome! Seriously, that's some funny shit right there. No offense taken, I have a very quick wit and a twisted sense of humor... for example:

I was with a gorgeous lady years ago. After we were cleaned up and dressed, she picked up her purse and gave me a little kiss and said: "Well, honey... I've got to haul ass".

A line IMMEDIATELY flashed into my mind. I couldn't suppress it. I told her

"I'm sorry, but this just has to come out, I can't help myself and I don't mean it, but...
long haul!"

Fortunately she knew me well enough to know I was kidding, so she lightly smacked me on my head with the purse and said: "You're so bad!" and she laughed.

Sweet lady. Fiery redhead. Haven't seen her in years... now I'm wondering what happened to her.

Le sigh...

Just remember that as the headliner there is a 30 minute limit.

So try not to come up with to many of these "knee slappers" if you want to get your whole set in.

And which Menards are you at...they are too lax on employee break time!

I had to google that shit. What part of the country do you live in...

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Just remember that as the headliner there is a 30 minute limit.

So try not to come up with to many of these "knee slappers" if you want to get your whole set in.

And which Menards are you at...they are too lax on employee break time!
-- Modified on 6/13/2012 5:06:09 PM

Dumber than a box of rocks.

My handle, reviews, posts, invite to visit my town and buy you a drink....

Yea...my comment was kind given your reply!

are nothing but jokes.

So let's get real here. Your home, your REAL home, is located where? Because you moved out of Chicago last summer. Sorry all that mortgage stuff did not work out for you in the great city. You should have invested instead of spending hard-earned money on hobbying.

Maybe it was you mowing lawns and installing window units for access to gals. Sounds like a carefully crafted agenda to me.

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Dumber than a box of rocks.

My handle, reviews, posts, invite to visit my town and buy you a drink....

Yea...my comment was kind given your reply!
-- Modified on 6/13/2012 5:20:09 PM

Yep...I live in a Frigidaire box...moving from place to place looking for work.  But can't due to my obsessive compulsive to respond to your drivel.  Thank God my internet works but I steal the wireless connections from Starbucks so I can play with you.

And the mortgage thing...might have been a problem if I had one.  But believe it or not 1/2 the homeowners in this great country of ours don't have a mortgage.  And investing...I have bad news on that front as well....I just bought your Daddy's company and the first order of business was to pull the plug on your trust accounts.

Now you better get back on the floor moving the inventory to where it should be...or they may fire you and then what?  Those unemployment benefits have already run out for you...sorry :(

Sorry I was wrong CCPA.

As it turns out, despite all the bad loans given out, the banks required that people have basic jobs and equities to get a mortgage. But hey you already knew all this when the local bank rejected your status. Such a shame man.

Sorry bud!

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Yep...I live in a Frigidaire box...moving from place to place looking for work.  But can't due to my obsessive compulsive to respond to your drivel.  Thank God my internet works but I steal the wireless connections from Starbucks so I can play with you.

And the mortgage thing...might have been a problem if I had one.  But believe it or not 1/2 the homeowners in this great country of ours don't have a mortgage.  And investing...I have bad news on that front as well....I just bought your Daddy's company and the first order of business was to pull the plug on your trust accounts.

Now you better get back on the floor moving the inventory to where it should be...or they may fire you and then what?  Those unemployment benefits have already run out for you...sorry :(

I hope that there's enough room in the Frigidaire for all of us.

We may need more room though as so many folks want to meet you.

And I'll even introduce you to some of my "friends"...if you would like that :D

I am not into homeless gay gangbang. But again, thanks for the offer.

Posted By: ChgoCPA
I hope that there's enough room in the Frigidaire for all of us.

We may need more room though as so many folks want to meet you.

And I'll even introduce you to some of my "friends"...if you would like that :D

For your stand-up routine.  

Get out a bit and see other folks and you'll find that there's an entire world of fun loving and creative people out there.

Just make sure you turn off the bedroom lights when you leave as your Mom doesn't want to waste electricity.

since this thread has turned into a prepkid/CPA duel of mindless banter..ill probably go watch some porn now..that way i actually SEE.people trying to fuck one another..

And you know I don't as well.

But this doesn't cost you anything either?

And yea...it's gettin old :(

-- Modified on 6/13/2012 6:57:36 PM

amen to that..

Posted By: ChgoCPA
And you know I don't as well.

But this doesn't cost you anything either?

And yea...it's gettin old :(

-- Modified on 6/13/2012 6:57:36 PM

before this turns into another "serpius vs. London" thing, and you both get warnings lol.

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i have also never been able to make myself orgasm. my own touch on my body feels very clinical, like a physician's examination. there is just no eroticism whatsoever. but the lightest touch, almost anywhere, from a man i desire will raise goose pimples over my whole body and i will be aroused in seconds. basically, i need a man's touch and a man's desire in order to be really turned on, and maybe this particular lady was the same way. nothing wrong with that, in fact i would say all the better for you.

for me first way i learned to o was this way, and then to begin the doing it with a partner was the hard part believe it or not I was almost embarrased or nerbous to do it with guy in beginning havn started out doin it alone, hmm, youd think that be easy, n larnin to cum usin well the guy is the harder part, .
but you now i dont get why guys are so ubsessed with seein a women cum when isnt if she did a simple sexy steamy toy show with dual penetratiion for you, would she nessecarily had to have cum? i def think sex acts are fun but so i dint see point un havn in 0 every time i engage in a sex act . I CAN ACTUALLY PERFORM SEX ACTS AND NOT CUM, AMD ENJOY ,YSELF, SOME HOW, I DO LIKE TO SOMETIMES THOUGH BUT NOT EVERY TIME I NENGAGE IN AN INTERACTION, SIMPLY ENJOYING THE WHOLE ACT SHOULD BE FUN TOO.

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videos of people cumming, but it only shows head shots. You don't see their genitals at all. And it is actually pretty cool. It's called "Beautiful Agony". Link is below...

Posted By: but you now i dont get why guys are so ubsessed with seein a women cum when isnt if she did a simple sexy steamy toy show with dual penetratiion for you, would she nessecarily had to have cum? i def think sex acts are fun but so i dint see point un havn in 0 every time i engage in a sex act . I CAN ACTUALLY PERFORM SEX ACTS AND NOT CUM, AMD ENJOY ,YSELF, SOME HOW, I DO LIKE TO SOMETIMES THOUGH BUT NOT EVERY TIME I NENGAGE IN AN INTERACTION, SIMPLY ENJOYING THE WHOLE ACT SHOULD BE FUN TOO.

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