LMAO!! I am a hooker not an english professor! Do you really think I am jeleous of you or life? All you do is post on the boards ALL THE FUCKING TIME! That is fucking hillarious!! I do feel sorry for your karma because you certainly have some really bad karma. I am not the one on here making up BS just for attention. Thats you not me The only thing that sucks in my life is my mouth on a cock! Must be hard for you missing that in life Especially if your banging the lawn guy that makes 4K a day! REALLY LMAO!!