Was with a great provider in NY who had perviously vowed that after our session she'd be my ATF.  Well, it was a truly memorable session, especially when, in the midst of a stellar BBBJ, she looked up at me and said, "I wanna be your ATM."
I started laughing convulsively and explained what she'd just said, adding, "feel free to shoot cash at me any time."  She giggled, and got back to business.

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