> HE SAID... SHE SAID..
>
>   10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra,
>   you've got nothing to put in it.
>   She said... You wear briefs, don't you?
>
>   9) She said...
>   What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
>   He said...It's not my fault, I ran out of money.
>
>   8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you,
>   I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
>   She said... Well, you succeeded.
>
>   7) He said...
>   Two inches more, and I would be king.
>   She said... Two inches less, and you'd be queen.
>
>   6) On wall in ladies room:
>   "My husband follows me everywhere."
>   Written just below it:   "I do not."
>
>   5) He said...
>   "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
>   She said..."That's a good idea, you stand by the
>   ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
>
>   4) Priest said... I don't think you will ever find
>
>   another man like your late husband.
>   She said............Who's gonna look?
>
>   3) He said... What have you been doing
>   with all the grocery money I gave you?
>   She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
>
>   2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun
> tonight
>
>   She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do,
>
>   leave the hallway light on.
>
>   AND THE NUMBER ONE   "He said, She said"
>
>   1) He said...
>   Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
>   She said.......I would, but you're never there.
>