> HE SAID... SHE SAID..
>
> 10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra,
> you've got nothing to put in it.
> She said... You wear briefs, don't you?
>
> 9) She said...
> What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
> He said...It's not my fault, I ran out of money.
>
> 8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you,
> I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
> She said... Well, you succeeded.
>
> 7) He said...
> Two inches more, and I would be king.
> She said... Two inches less, and you'd be queen.
>
> 6) On wall in ladies room:
> "My husband follows me everywhere."
> Written just below it: "I do not."
>
> 5) He said...
> "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
> She said..."That's a good idea, you stand by the
> ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
>
> 4) Priest said... I don't think you will ever find
>
> another man like your late husband.
> She said............Who's gonna look?
>
> 3) He said... What have you been doing
> with all the grocery money I gave you?
> She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
>
> 2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun
> tonight
>
> She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do,
>
> leave the hallway light on.
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE "He said, She said"
>
> 1) He said...
> Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
> She said.......I would, but you're never there.
>