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AND THE FINALISTS for scariest mo'fos of all time ARE
SimpleCountryLawyer 1445 reads
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1)  The Russian secret police!  
2)  The Nazis!
3)  The Irish! The whole fuckin country!
4)  Oprah Winfrey's studio audience!
5)  The Hutus!
6)  The Manson Family!
7)  And last but not least, the BUSH FAMILY!

SimpleCountryLawyer2369 reads

Let's have a contest to nominate the scariest mo'fos of all time.

Scoring:  1 point for every qualifying person. 1,000 points for every violent felony they probably did committed.  All points divided by the total number of people, so 1 Pol Pot doesn't make up for a nation of mice, you know?  Once we figure this out, we toss the points and just take a popular vote to rank the nominees.

Prizes:  The person who identifies the scariest mofos of all time gets to sign up for 1 month free on TER, after the winner pays for it, of course.

My nominees are:  (1) The Manson family.  Killed a bunch of people with only a few little girls.  Wow.  (2) The IRA.  (3) The PIRA.  (4) Al Qaeda.  (5) Bolsheviks.  (6) Khmer Rouge.  (7)  The Hawiye (biggest clan of Somalia).  (8) The Nazi SS.  (9) The Gestapo.  (9) The Baath.  (10) The Mongol horde.  (11) The Jackson family (12) NAME YOUR FAVORITE!!!

BEAT THOSE NOMINEES!!  (I doubt the KKK is even in the running here.)  Or just VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES!!

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DoctorGonzo1646 reads

Torquemada - took torture in the name of god to new heights.

Stalin - 20 million people. Almost twice as many as Hitler.

Attila the Hun - killed millions, and would cut out the heart of his enemies and eat it.

Jeffrey Dahmer - made Charlie Manson look tame by comparison.

My cousin , the Assistant DA - this cocksucker has prosecuted and gotten convictions on over 10,000 providers in Los Angeles since the mid-70's. If that doesn't make him an Enemy of the People, what does?

BTW - SCL - I would put the Nazi's up in the #1 2 and 3 spots on your list. But I'm prejudiced:)

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NeedleDicktheBugFucker1941 reads

the hutus get fisrt prize in the cutlery division

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SimpleCountryLawyer1446 reads

1)  The Russian secret police!  
2)  The Nazis!
3)  The Irish! The whole fuckin country!
4)  Oprah Winfrey's studio audience!
5)  The Hutus!
6)  The Manson Family!
7)  And last but not least, the BUSH FAMILY!

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Jonnie_Blaze2064 reads

Mel Gibson:

Between Mad Max, Lethal Weapon, Braveheart, etc...that dude has killed more than everyone else combined.

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NeedleDicktheBugFucker1564 reads

Tyra and her audience way more over the top than O's.

This....is bad-assed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jOR4qekHWlA

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SimpleCountryLawyer1105 reads

Daytime TV, worse than chemotherapy.

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SimpleCountryLawyer2344 reads

Bab's hair, but I figure that must be the cause of George's neurological problems which have contaminated much of the Republican party, so they're definite finalists.

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